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Story Time - Tell me your best EVE story

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AndromacheDarkstar
Integrated Insterstellar Holdings
#1 - 2012-12-07 09:31:08 UTC
Hey everyone, the ten year anniversary is approaching fast and i would like to gather some stories, i would love ot hear your best EVE stories no matter what they involve be it industry or PVP. Tell me what inspired you to keep playing nad what sticks in your mind.
St Mio
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2012-12-07 09:31:50 UTC
I undocked yesterday
CCP Navigator
C C P
C C P Alliance
#3 - 2012-12-07 11:01:13 UTC
This is my favorite story of all time.

INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE, never forget.
Zagdul
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-12-07 11:12:03 UTC
For those who don't know, Zagdul was a character given to me... Here's how I spent my first month.

I made a Billion Isk in my First Month

This is absolutely true and my corp has been begging me to write about it so I figured I'd put it here. I'm no english major and I suck at telling stories... so deal with it.

First off, I am new to EVE. My main is now two months old and I pay for two accounts now with GTC's which I pay ISK for. I bought my second account when Steam offered the $5 special.

I fly Gallente, so this is how I did it in Gallente's ships and I can't offer advice or how to do it in other's because I still don't know enough about the other races. I would imagine that from what I hear about the strengths and weaknesses of the other race's ships, that this would be completely feasible, if not easier with other races (see: Caldari Drake).

Week 1/2.

I got enough skills to where I could salvage, fly a destroyer and equip T2 cargo expanders and apped to a 0.0 corp who ran level 4 missions and explored complexes. The deal was that whatever I salvaged, I split with everyone in the fleet. I did this for my entire first week and well into my 2nd. During this time I got enough skills to get myself into a cruiser and did learning skills.

My corp did all the hauling of the salvage for me and I didn't even know the worth of the things I was picking up at this time. I was just excited to be in 0.0 space and om nom nom all the wrecks that these guys in super battle ships were blowing up. These guys were happy they didn't have to salvage.

On my first day of doing this, I made about 10 mil in bounty's. I didn't make much because I was normally a room behind my corp mates. However, the next day after the contracted salvage (oh, lol... I had to learn how to use a contract this night) to one of my corp officers, he took it to High sec and sold it all of depositing 65 million in my Wallet (GASP!!!). I'm hooked....

Week 2/3.

More learning skills, but now can fly a Vexor. Vexors are great drone boats for a noob as I was... am. They're also awesome ratting ships. I lost a couple of these this week, luckly they're cheap and awesome to learn with. I listened to my corp mates, the rookie help channel and asked loads of questions. This week was spent learning how to chain belts and rat effectively against damage types. If you can learn anything early on, it's how damage types and resistances to those work. You may not be a powerhouse in terms of DPS and PvP, however, you will be able to indefinitely tank a battleship in a cruiser if you understand the guys you're going against. I asked in Rookie Help what kind of pirates do what type of damage and what they are weak against. The ISD provided me with a link to a very nice chart.

Now, I lost a few of these ships because, well.. 1. I sucked.. and 2. I was in low sec space, sucking, when assault ships would tear me up. I was a victim of many kill mails. Luckily the rats I was killing were high bounty's for my level of skills... 500k > 1+ mil. I did this on the early hours of the evening while I'd go out plexing with my corp mates at night and salvage some more for them.

(I'm now around 100+ mil in my wallet)

Week 3

I trained up more learning skills and continued with belt ratting. At this point I'm almost in a Battlecruiser and completely self sufficient. This week was pretty lackluster and I basically continued what I did the previous week as I waited for skills to complete.

By the end of this week, I'm looking at around 300 mil and almost ready to buy a Plex, however, I read the noobguide and it said not to fly anything you couldn't afford. I was about to get into battle cruisers and got a tip to use faction fittings in order to skip some training. These mods are very expensive.

Dual Pane idea: Click!

CCP Please Implement

Zagdul
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2012-12-07 11:12:14 UTC
Week 4/5 > trial time ran out...

I'm now in a battle cruiser... funny story. I got owned in my first Brutix belt ratting with heat sinks on. Anyone in my corp reading this is most likely snickering at me. I guess that's one of those mistakes you make once :p, especially considering the flack I got from my alliance members. They were rather upset I wasn't in vent so they could hear my tears as I lost my first Brutix. They quickly showed me how to use a kill mail, then proceeded to bash me relentlessly for equipping heat sinks on a gun boat.

I spent my entire fourth week training for drones. This was also around the time when Dominion was launched and the tutorials were upgraded. I took the time to roll an alt account and do some of the new tutorials and learned all about exploration. This taught me what anomolies are and how to find them. I quickly referred back to the guide which the ISD gave me explaining the rat damage types and got myself into a myrmadon.

I sat in 0.0 space, in a Myrmadon ratting the high end anomolys. I could successfully tank 4 battleships (Cap stable) as well as a few frigs/cruisers. Each anomoly would yield roughly 20-30 mil in bountys and woudld take me about 3-4 hours to complete depending on how many waves there were. On ones which had 7+, it would take me roughly 4 hours, anything less I could mop up pretty quickly while my drones did all my damage for me. If any had spawns of 5 or more battleships, I'd need to speed kite and hit them with long range weapons slowly nibbling away at them.

I did this for the remainder of my trial time as well as my first 30 days. I got a couple faction spawns which gave me some great ISK. Much of my final 700 mil was spent doing anomolies. I would do plexes with my corp mates and did a couple wormholes as well.


Well, that's my story... By the end of my trial I had made and spent well over a Billion ISK. I purchased a 60day GTC for 510 Mil off the forurms and had a fully faction fitted Myrmadon worth well over 200 mil ISK.

Dual Pane idea: Click!

CCP Please Implement

AndromacheDarkstar
Integrated Insterstellar Holdings
#6 - 2012-12-07 14:39:05 UTC
Zagdul wrote:
Week 4/5 > trial time ran out...

I'm now in a battle cruiser... funny story. I got owned in my first Brutix belt ratting with heat sinks on. Anyone in my corp reading this is most likely snickering at me. I guess that's one of those mistakes you make once :p, especially considering the flack I got from my alliance members. They were rather upset I wasn't in vent so they could hear my tears as I lost my first Brutix. They quickly showed me how to use a kill mail, then proceeded to bash me relentlessly for equipping heat sinks on a gun boat.

I spent my entire fourth week training for drones. This was also around the time when Dominion was launched and the tutorials were upgraded. I took the time to roll an alt account and do some of the new tutorials and learned all about exploration. This taught me what anomolies are and how to find them. I quickly referred back to the guide which the ISD gave me explaining the rat damage types and got myself into a myrmadon.

I sat in 0.0 space, in a Myrmadon ratting the high end anomolys. I could successfully tank 4 battleships (Cap stable) as well as a few frigs/cruisers. Each anomoly would yield roughly 20-30 mil in bountys and woudld take me about 3-4 hours to complete depending on how many waves there were. On ones which had 7+, it would take me roughly 4 hours, anything less I could mop up pretty quickly while my drones did all my damage for me. If any had spawns of 5 or more battleships, I'd need to speed kite and hit them with long range weapons slowly nibbling away at them.

I did this for the remainder of my trial time as well as my first 30 days. I got a couple faction spawns which gave me some great ISK. Much of my final 700 mil was spent doing anomolies. I would do plexes with my corp mates and did a couple wormholes as well.


Well, that's my story... By the end of my trial I had made and spent well over a Billion ISK. I purchased a 60day GTC for 510 Mil off the forurms and had a fully faction fitted Myrmadon worth well over 200 mil ISK.



Thats the kind of stuff im looking, everyone who plays this game has stories to tell so share
Darwins Hammer
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-12-07 15:32:09 UTC
Im biomassing my main in 2 hours. 57 million SP

Why

Because i only play this game and dont do anything else
Chandaris
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#8 - 2012-12-07 15:32:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Chandaris
This is my favorite story: http://eve-search.com/thread/1473396-0/page/1

Because I was there (yes, I was PieRat Scummm)

Despite the pages of people picking apart my story and trying to come up with reasons why it was 'not possible', it happened, exactly as described.. Only the names were changed, and a hint of dramatic flair added. .. It happened on what was probably the 3rd of 4th day of my PVP career in EVE.. So it really blew my hair back :)
Mr Pragmatic
#9 - 2012-12-07 15:38:54 UTC
My best story is when I was drunk off my ass, in the first months of playing Eve. I started in industrial naturally so I was flying a retriever (before it was cool). While mining I drunkingly said to my mining partner.
"I hash to take a pishh."
So I proceed to the bathroom to drain the ol' snake, upon completion of this duty I sat down at my computer chair to find my self floating in a pod. (Yes I didn't wash my hands)
I hear my buddy on team speak laughing his butt off. And I am staring at my pod in pure confusion, mind you I have never been in a pod in open space. My buddy explained to be I was ganked. and I was at a lost of words because I just didn't understand why someone would do that. And he responded...

"For the lulz and tears."

Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness.  -Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling.

Gangname Style
Doomheim
#10 - 2012-12-07 15:59:32 UTC
Darwins Hammer wrote:
Im biomassing my main in 2 hours. 57 million SP

Why

Because i only play this game and dont do anything else


Don't biomass, give it away to somebody who could use it!


(me)
Chandaris
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#11 - 2012-12-07 16:02:12 UTC
Darwins Hammer wrote:
Im biomassing my main in 2 hours. 57 million SP

Why

Because i only play this game and dont do anything else


Can I have your stuff?
Josef Djugashvilis
#12 - 2012-12-07 16:19:07 UTC
I remenber when drones were useful for mission running.

This is not a signature.

Rordan D'Kherr
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2012-12-07 16:24:31 UTC
Josef Djugashvilis wrote:
I remenber when drones were useful for mission running.


And your story is...?

Don't be scared, because being afk is not a crime.

flakeys
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-12-07 16:33:38 UTC
Josef Djugashvilis wrote:
I remenber when drones were useful for mission running.



I remember when people complained in 2004 about changes for months after the new expansion .....


.... mm some things never change.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Tho'mas
Nerds United
#15 - 2012-12-07 18:03:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Tho'mas
Story #1:
I was flying a Claw (intercepter) and ran into a Malediction (intercepter) and Retribution (Assault Ship) in null sec, who were part of the same corp, looking for fights. I won. The pod of the malediction was worth 150 million, and the b-type faction mwd he had fitted to his ship survived the explosion. I used it for the rest of the day until I got blown up.

Story #2:
Watched a pvp video of eve on youtube, where a pilot was highlighting several fights he had. Then noticing one of the fights was his Bellicose (cruiser) blowing me up in my usual Claw (intercepter) ship.
CARB0N FIBER
Derailleurs
#16 - 2012-12-07 18:33:16 UTC
The forums were fun, than monocles happened. A monument was shot. Sunscriptions were canceled. An insincere letter was written. Secret police were unleashed. Nerfs were more common than Goon titans. No one lived happily ever after. The end.
AndromacheDarkstar
Integrated Insterstellar Holdings
#17 - 2012-12-07 18:55:34 UTC
Darwins Hammer wrote:
Im biomassing my main in 2 hours. 57 million SP

Why

Because i only play this game and dont do anything else


im sorry to have to do this, can i have your stuff
bbb2020
Carebears with Attitude
#18 - 2012-12-07 19:51:51 UTC
Not my story but its great anyway: The Great Scam
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2012-12-07 20:15:01 UTC
My Stories are in the Pirate Thread in C/P... The things I do and post there is why I play EVE.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Hairtrigger
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-12-09 00:55:58 UTC
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