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How do I blow 40 billion isk

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Trainwreck McGee
Doomheim
#41 - 2011-10-05 19:26:31 UTC
buy plexes fill a hauler with them and Auto jump from a random point to a random point far into null sec if no one kills you EVE is dead

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Lila Penney
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#42 - 2011-10-05 19:31:09 UTC
Do a 50/50 gamble with me for 30B. Virtual coin toss!
Mockio Noc
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2011-10-05 19:31:52 UTC
Here is another one. Buy a really expensive ship or a few ships of various price ranges and abandon them in random places.
zzzczyzoznzoz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#44 - 2011-10-05 19:33:38 UTC
i like the devs idea of finding newbs and giving them a prezzie

or u could fly round with a nuby alt asking for some kind of help and for those that help give em a prize Big smile
Rache Le'Bonbon
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2011-10-05 19:37:51 UTC
Buy ships of diffrent sizes and fully fit them, drive them to a hidden location and abandon them. Then on the forums tell people in what region it is in, and watch the probes fly!
Romla Yatolila
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#46 - 2011-10-05 19:39:05 UTC
Large gang roam with faction fitted rookie ships and T1 haulers
Rache Le'Bonbon
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#47 - 2011-10-05 19:49:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Rache Le'Bonbon
CCP Solomon wrote:
Go to the starter systems, scour the help channels, search high and low for wide eyed and bona fide newbie. Ask them questions about their experiences in New Eden so far and out if they're making an effort to come to terms with the game and all it's complications without resorting to begging.

Then open your wallet and blow their mind with your generosity Big smile


Rache Le'Bonbon wrote:
Fill some of the biggest ships you can buy up with expensive equipment go to JIta and attack a random person. Get concorded and give the gift of what survived to the eve community! and if you have 40 BIL you could probably do this at multiple stations.

Or do the same with haulers and fill them with random ships! That way some will survive and it would be like a piñata to the eve community.

Or as a act of kindness you can go find a few new players like a day old. Try to weed out the alts, and give them 1B. This would make any new player’s day.



LoL we must have been typing at the same time, I said the same thing like 3 post above you. I think this would be the best way to spend it.
Nth Ares
Doomheim
#48 - 2011-10-05 19:51:03 UTC
You could turn a handful of players into your slaves for a time, make them do foolish and humiliating things, with the promise of sharing your wealth with them when it's over. Then you stiff them, delete the ISK and biomass your character.
Dalloway Jones
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#49 - 2011-10-05 20:16:56 UTC
Buy hundreds of exotic dancers and jettison them one at a time in random places all over the place with a note on the can saying "Halp save me! I'm too young to die".

I guess that wouldn't really cost too much though so maybe you could offer a big reward to the person that saves the most of them.
Cambarus
The Baros Syndicate
#50 - 2011-10-05 20:20:48 UTC
Given the goons' current shenanigans. surely you could stir up some trouble with the cost of mackinaws/hulks?
Bastet Aiona
Tir Capital Management Group
#51 - 2011-10-05 20:23:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Bastet Aiona
You want to hit a major EVENews24 or ISD outlet.



Buy between 5-40 monocles, put them in a Wreathe (a Wreathe looks like a train, so call it the Monocle Train) Announce your intentions on the forum and then fly the Monocle Train between major systems and on the highway between Rens, Jita and Amarr. Tank the Wreath as much as you can to get as many people to try to Suicide Ganking you and CONCORD themselves without successfully killing you.


Make sure the Monocles are stacked in separate stacks so they get calclated separately for loot drops. You'll get talked about for decades in EVE as that due who flew the Monocle Train around EVE - like the guy who lost 100B in PLEX n a Rifter outside JITA.
Orion Guardian
#52 - 2011-10-05 20:37:41 UTC
Dalloway Jones wrote:
Buy hundreds of exotic dancers and jettison them one at a time in random places all over the place with a note on the can saying "Halp save me! I'm too young to die".

I guess that wouldn't really cost too much though so maybe you could offer a big reward to the person that saves the most of them.



^^ You kind of copied one of my ideas :P
Jokerface666
Intergalactic Expeditionary Corp
#53 - 2011-10-05 20:44:02 UTC
Buy a Nightamre and fir smartbombs,
buy all the faction mods of contracts,
put them into your cargohold,
undock from jita 4-4,
start pusling your smartbombs,

say good bye
orangeFool
Silent Silver Technologies
#54 - 2011-10-05 20:46:36 UTC
Give money to people who drop the F and/or C bombs in local channel in Jita.

Extra money to those who fit F and/or C bombs into lines of lyrics from Mickey by Toni Basil (except people who just use the Hey Mickey line - they get nothing).

Lyrics

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Killgor
Rocks and Roll Inc
#55 - 2011-10-05 20:48:14 UTC
If I was certain I was leaving then this is what I'd try to do. There are a few underlying assumptions here:

I would buy as many highsec docked carriers in Jita or Armarr that I had characters that could fly them (maybe it's one or four, etc) and wait until the busiest time on a saturday. I would fit each carrier with the best in game mods. I would undock and begin to rage against the best ships I could until I died. It probably wouldn't blow all the isk but it would be close.

The loot from the wreck(s) would potentially be awesome.

Myxx
The Scope
#56 - 2011-10-05 20:48:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Myxx
buy a highsec capital if any are left
fit smartbombs
suicide it into a local asteroid belt
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buy a t2 bpo if possible..

delete it with your character.

watch ensuing rage.
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buy a supercap
cyno it into a belt where a bot is in nullsec
kill bot
lol at their tears
rinse repeat until bored
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hire a merc corp to perma wardec some helpless corporation, and follow them to new corps endlessly.
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buy a bunch of t2 frigs or something
dump 10,000 of them or so into nullsec
destroy with a bomb from a stealth bomber

lol film it and leave it as your legacy
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wardec ccp and let it automatically pay your warbills until it runs out.
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buy loads of officer/deadspace mods
delete them en masse, film it.
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buy cnrs
disco-raven missioners
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Suicide BTL/DTF incursion runners by killing their remote rep support
Suicide incursion motherships and ruin them
Thur Barbek
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#57 - 2011-10-05 20:50:16 UTC
War Kitten wrote:
Do something noble.

Fill a hauler with all the drones you can possibly buy off the market. Fly them out to the drone regions and release them back into their natural habitat.


ahaha :D
Ni Tara
Carpe Jugulum
#58 - 2011-10-05 20:51:27 UTC
Start an E-Bank and quit with over 200B in your wallet!
Sandviched
Doomheim
#59 - 2011-10-05 20:52:26 UTC
make a n00b alt and do local scams backwards...

get the longest conga line going for isk.. see how many people join in...

invest in eve bank.. oh nevermind..
coolzero
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#60 - 2011-10-05 20:54:14 UTC
zzzczyzoznzoz wrote:
i like the devs idea of finding newbs and giving them a prezzie

or u could fly round with a nuby alt asking for some kind of help and for those that help give em a prize Big smile



its a bad idea mkay... overloading newbies with lots of isk tend to them leaving the game early .. one of the reson i left star wars galaxy that being a docter passing buffs for money made me so freaking rich in a short time the game just became a bore to me i could buy anything i wanted without efffort.


i like the hunt idea tho...gsc with a plex and PW and then some crypthic hints in a post and see the people go insane Twisted