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How do I blow 40 billion isk

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zzzczyzoznzoz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#21 - 2011-10-05 19:01:19 UTC
buy me a supper cap

can i haz ur stuff
Takamori Maruyama
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#22 - 2011-10-05 19:03:08 UTC
Wish I had 1 bill to waste on ships for a long time, just for the sake of pvping, and in frigates!So that will endure for a long time :3

Loud and clear...
Ammzi
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#23 - 2011-10-05 19:03:29 UTC
War Kitten wrote:
Do something noble.

Fill a hauler with all the drones you can possibly buy off the market. Fly them out to the drone regions and release them back into their natural habitat.


I laughed out so loud my chest hurts ...
damn bacteria infection :D
Aquila Draco
#24 - 2011-10-05 19:04:16 UTC
if you want to blow it, blow it... buy many many many "Men's 'Precision' Boots" from market :D
Tanya Powers
Doomheim
#25 - 2011-10-05 19:07:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Tanya Powers
Get has many SB's and pilots has you can, target one/several null systems, clean all bots.

Restart.

Edit: find gallente pilots, offer them minmatar or amarr char's Lol
Rache Le'Bonbon
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2011-10-05 19:08:38 UTC
Fill some of the biggest ships you can buy up with expensive equipment go to JIta and attack a random person. Get concorded and give the gift of what survived to the eve community! and if you have 40 BIL you could probably do this at multiple stations.

Or do the same with haulers and fill them with random ships! That way some will survive and it would be like a piñata to the eve community.

Or as a act of kindness you can go find a few new players like a day old. Try to weed out the alts, and give them 1B. This would make any new player’s day.
Cipher Jones
The Thomas Edwards Taco Tuesday All Stars
#27 - 2011-10-05 19:09:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Cipher Jones
Djeckson wrote:
So, I hate the direction eve is going and am gonna quit. The question is what I do with my isk. No, I won't give them to you. But in the true eve spirit, I want to go out in style -- by screwing over as many people as possible and ideally by personally pooping in Hamlikar's lunch. Terrorizing innocent bears is all well and good, but I'd like to see something more grand.

Anyone have suggestions? 40 billion isk budget, and all the time in the world. And if I get a nice idea, I'll toss you a bil or two as a thankyou.

P.S. No, I won't give you my stuff.


If you quit eve without biomassing you are in fact a scarred little girl. If you quit eve without biomassing and talk about it on the forums beforehand you are an attention seeking little girl.

The good news is you are not alone.

internet spaceships

are serious business sir.

and don't forget it
Takamori Maruyama
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#28 - 2011-10-05 19:09:49 UTC
Bah kindness, if you wanna show that you are bitter with the game RELEASE THE KRAKEN on people.

Loud and clear...
CCP Solomon
C C P
C C P Alliance
#29 - 2011-10-05 19:10:06 UTC
Go to the starter systems, scour the help channels, search high and low for wide eyed and bona fide newbie. Ask them questions about their experiences in New Eden so far and out if they're making an effort to come to terms with the game and all it's complications without resorting to begging.

Then open your wallet and blow their mind with your generosity Big smile

CCP Solomon | Technical Producer | EVE Online @RoryAbbott
Naran Eto
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#30 - 2011-10-05 19:13:49 UTC
CCP Solomon wrote:
Go to the starter systems, scour the help channels, search high and low for wide eyed and bona fide newbie. Ask them questions about their experiences in New Eden so far and out if they're making an effort to come to terms with the game and all it's complications without resorting to begging.

Then open your wallet and blow their mind with your generosity Big smile



Good idea! OP just transfer it all to me and i will make sure it is fairly distributed Blink
Djeckson
#31 - 2011-10-05 19:14:23 UTC
War Kitten wrote:
Do something noble.

Fill a hauler with all the drones you can possibly buy off the market. Fly them out to the drone regions and release them back into their natural habitat.
FYI, this is first place so far. I wonder if I could get a freighter all the way out unescorted.
Renan Ruivo
Forcas armadas
Brave Collective
#32 - 2011-10-05 19:14:40 UTC
CCP Solomon wrote:
Go to the starter systems, scour the help channels, search high and low for wide eyed and bona fide newbie. Ask them questions about their experiences in New Eden so far and out if they're making an effort to come to terms with the game and all it's complications without resorting to begging.

Then open your wallet and blow their mind with your generosity Big smile


/me creates new char and joins help channel.

The world is a community of idiots doing a series of things until it explodes and we all die.
Mockio Noc
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2011-10-05 19:16:07 UTC
Djeckson wrote:
So, I hate the direction eve is going and am gonna quit. The question is what I do with my isk. No, I won't give them to you. But in the true eve spirit, I want to go out in style -- by screwing over as many people as possible and ideally by personally pooping in Hamlikar's lunch. Terrorizing innocent bears is all well and good, but I'd like to see something more grand.

Anyone have suggestions? 40 billion isk budget, and all the time in the world. And if I get a nice idea, I'll toss you a bil or two as a thankyou.

P.S. No, I won't give you my stuff.



Buy a bunch of PLEX and put them in secure containers anchored all over New Eden. Give out the PW on the forums and have a humungous scavenger hunt.

I'll be checking for that 1 Billion ISK.....Thanks
Djeckson
#34 - 2011-10-05 19:17:52 UTC
Mockio Noc wrote:
Djeckson wrote:
So, I hate the direction eve is going and am gonna quit. The question is what I do with my isk. No, I won't give them to you. But in the true eve spirit, I want to go out in style -- by screwing over as many people as possible and ideally by personally pooping in Hamlikar's lunch. Terrorizing innocent bears is all well and good, but I'd like to see something more grand.

Anyone have suggestions? 40 billion isk budget, and all the time in the world. And if I get a nice idea, I'll toss you a bil or two as a thankyou.

P.S. No, I won't give you my stuff.



Buy a bunch of PLEX and put them in secure containers anchored all over New Eden. Give out the PW on the forums and have a humungous scavenger hunt.

I'll be checking for that 1 Billion ISK.....Thanks
Not bad. I even have some ideas of where I would put a few.
Alua Oresson
Aegis Ascending
Solyaris Chtonium
#35 - 2011-10-05 19:19:45 UTC
Go to Jita. Offer to double people's money. Then actually do it. Would freak out quite a few people. It would also make it so the character you use is blocked by a bunch of people.

http://pvpwannabe.blogspot.com/
Orion Guardian
#36 - 2011-10-05 19:21:21 UTC
40Bil.....40Bil

What would I do with that much money. Probably keep it, but that would be boring.

40Bil is not that much so economic impact is ruled out. Youcould do the following:

You look at the Dotlan maps or something and find out what the systems with the most NPC kills in nullsec are. You then get as many accounts as you can run at a time for PLex (I am not sure how many clients you can run at lowest settings afk ^^) and park them cloaked in those systems. Disrupting bots and ******* with the normal residents. And with a little work you can even use one account at a time to catch people thinking "he is only afk anyway"

They will hate you. ;)

But as that is quite a big workload you will not want to do you could just buy as many cheap Battleships and expensive Sartbombs as you can and continously Smartbomb Jita 4-4 undock or something

Or you could outfit some expensive Ships to be invited into Incursions and **** up the whole process for them. "unintentionally" ofc you will be banned from those fleets but that wont bother you ;)

Or outfit some bait-Macks to kill g00ns? or buy as many lowpriced NeX items as you can and just undercut all the people trying to turn there free AUr into ISK



I really like the "Free drones" idea intot he drone regions ;) Or just fill a full freighter or something with Exotic Dancers and dump them everywhere on new Eden

Or get a freighterload of Janitors into a Station of your choice and sell them "This place needs to be cleaned up!" Or get alot of Quafe into WH Space so the sleepers can wake up.


Xeln Quuzg
The Unknown Bar and Pub
#37 - 2011-10-05 19:21:38 UTC
exotic dancers for all!
KaarBaak
Squirrel Team
#38 - 2011-10-05 19:22:56 UTC
Djeckson wrote:
I even have some ideas of where I would put a few.


So do I.

Dum Spiro Spero
Mockio Noc
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2011-10-05 19:23:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Mockio Noc
Djeckson wrote:
Mockio Noc wrote:
Djeckson wrote:
So, I hate the direction eve is going and am gonna quit. The question is what I do with my isk. No, I won't give them to you. But in the true eve spirit, I want to go out in style -- by screwing over as many people as possible and ideally by personally pooping in Hamlikar's lunch. Terrorizing innocent bears is all well and good, but I'd like to see something more grand.

Anyone have suggestions? 40 billion isk budget, and all the time in the world. And if I get a nice idea, I'll toss you a bil or two as a thankyou.

P.S. No, I won't give you my stuff.



Buy a bunch of PLEX and put them in secure containers anchored all over New Eden. Give out the PW on the forums and have a humungous scavenger hunt.

I'll be checking for that 1 Billion ISK.....Thanks
Not bad. I even have some ideas of where I would put a few.


The amount of places are endless in Eve. Not all containers would have the same PW you could literally control hundreds if not thousands of players. PW = 1234 container located in system abc, PW = 5678 container located in system xyz. You can get real crazy with the possibilities. You'd have people scanning everything might even have players mistakenly can flipping LOL. Oh the power to control a mob.
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#40 - 2011-10-05 19:23:30 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Ingvar Angst wrote:
You may not have seen the new blogs today... Eve's going back to focusing on spaceships. You may want to check those out and reconsider.

However, if you truly want to go out in a blaze of glory, leaving an indelible mark in the history of the game... take out the Veldnaught. It would make me horribly sad to see it happen, but you'd leave in infamy.


To take it one step further:

40 Billion ISK to the person who lands the killing blow on the Veldnaught...

edit: And use Chribba to hold the isk in escrow...


I like it. I like it a lot.

I'll add 10B to the pot.

Mr Epeen Cool