EVE General Discussion

For those of you who assume the title means organising contract killing in Eve via a new forum board, I'm afraid you're wrong. Although thinking about it that could be a way round not being able to put bounties on the Devs. As sadisitic Eve players we should have some way of getting retribution after all. As in, oh it was CCP (insert dev name) who came up with the (insert worst update) lets put a billion ISKIE contract out on them. Might make them think twice about what updates they suggest in the future.

But a murder board is a group of people who's job it is to say no. When CCP come up with a new idea it would be the murder boards role to shoot holes in their hare brained scheme or to say it's workable. How about funding it by disbanding the CSM, a bunch of people well worthy of being high on the bounty list, and hiring the following to sit on it.

An engineering graduate, hopefully no more spaceships with 5 different size engines or that look like they were designed by art school graduates. Or fingers crossed, no more Osprey (as one example)

An industrial CEO (just not Mr Trump please), hopefully no more space ships with 5 different size engines. Only an art school graduate could come up with something thats likely to be that cost inneficient to build.

An ex defense contractor who worked on combat information systems or fighter aircraft head up displays might come in handy round about now.

A sociologist who got their degree from a bricks and mortar university and not from the MRMMOUSE uni via the postal service for £5. Might be able to tell the techie geeks that their bright idea won't get people to behave the way they think it will.

David Weber and/or Jack Campbell. SF authors who write a lot of space combat stuff.

Someone with experience of using a horsewhip. If the idea under discussion gets a 100% no vote, the Dev who suggested it gets whipped through the streets of Reykjavik as an added incentive, pour enourage les autres, mes amis. This person could also come in handy for the same purpose if CCP guard tries to make another info video! :-)

To anyone with power on this forum, this is not a serious (well 50% maybe) suggestion so it doesn't need to be moved to the suggestions forum.

Mind you. One half way serious suggestion. If an update is withdrawn, as an example think of those new (old) module icons they tried to inflict on us, Then the Dev who first suggested it is allowed to be bountied for a set time. :-)