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Whom should I bounty?

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lachrymus
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#81 - 2012-12-05 23:30:19 UTC
Of course, the title should be: 'Whom should I bounty?'
Rundle's BountyBroker
Doomheim
#82 - 2012-12-06 00:16:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Rundle's BountyBroker
Powers...

If for some reason your list contains blues.... then let me help. :)

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Soulpirate
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#83 - 2012-12-06 00:21:07 UTC
Join me in placing bounties on every Noctis pilot in highsec, help slow the risk free isk that is salvage by making easy to pop, loss free(or even profitable) targets a plenty.
Powers Sa
#84 - 2012-12-06 00:34:54 UTC
I have a lot of hatemail on my 3rd party bounty alt. It is pretty hilarious.

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Gogela
The Conference Elite
CODE.
#85 - 2012-12-06 00:35:59 UTC
When I get some time I'm going to fly around empire and put 1 million ISK bounties on everyone in local. That should be funny... Pirate

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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#86 - 2012-12-06 01:08:26 UTC
CCP Punkturis wrote:
Mag's wrote:
Andski wrote:
Mag's wrote:
I was going to suggest me, but I'm sure my bounty will return at some point.


But you're not a badposter
*hugs*


I want to get in on the goodposter circle jerk!




We can use "circle jerk" in the forums? Cool.


Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Damsel in Distress
The Scope
#87 - 2012-12-06 01:12:23 UTC
I post bad. Here's an example:

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=179354&find=unread

Please consider me
Powers Sa
#88 - 2012-12-06 02:22:15 UTC
Damsel in Distress wrote:
I post bad. Here's an example:

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=179354&find=unread

Please consider me

Your avatar is atrocious, get out.

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Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#89 - 2012-12-06 04:48:36 UTC
CCP Punkturis wrote:
Ifly Uwalk wrote:
CCP Punkturis wrote:

I want to get in on the goodposter circle jerk!

I'm sure every gudpoaster wants you in on the circle jerk as well.
.
.
.
Aaaand I guess that makes me a bad poster. Nvm.


OP! bounty goes on this guy!!

Ohnoes!

Ah well, I'll give you a Like anyway. Cause that's just how I roll.
Damsel in Distress
The Scope
#90 - 2012-12-06 23:40:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Damsel in Distress
Powers Sa wrote:
Your avatar is atrocious, get out.



Maybe you should add bounty on me for my ferocious avatar to drive me out of the gaem.

Just a hint - make it lost of iskies m8.

I promisc to undock in shiny ships.


o7
Powers Sa
#91 - 2012-12-07 00:10:44 UTC
Damsel in Distress wrote:
Powers Sa wrote:
Your avatar is atrocious, get out.



Maybe you should add bounty on me for my ferocious avatar to drive me out of the gaem.

Just a hint - make it lost of iskies m8.

I promisc to undock in shiny ships.


o7

You are just a forum alt, forum alts don't get bounties. I'd consider it if bounties hit all the characters on an account.

Do you like winning t2 frigs and dictors for Dirt Cheap?https://eveninggames.net/register/ref/dQddmNgyLhFBqNJk

Remeber: Gambling addiction is no laughing matter unless you've lost a vast space fortune on the internet.

Damsel in Distress
The Scope
#92 - 2012-12-07 00:14:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Damsel in Distress
Powers Sa wrote:
Damsel in Distress wrote:
Powers Sa wrote:
Your avatar is atrocious, get out.



Maybe you should add bounty on me for my ferocious avatar to drive me out of the gaem.

Just a hint - make it lost of iskies m8.

I promisc to undock in shiny ships.


o7

You are just a forum alt, forum alts don't get bounties. I'd consider it if bounties hit all the characters on an account.



Check my lossmails. I can fly a frigate with T2 funs - I am new but trained aboot as good as it gets at my age, so not a forum alt.

I can also already fly battlecursers but dont use them in pvp so much because i cant use the prooper t2 guns yet.
Inquisitor Kitchner
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
#93 - 2012-12-07 02:46:24 UTC
Powers Sa wrote:

Prencleeve Grothsmore Shocked



How did I forget this guy existed?

"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli

Inquisitor Kitchner
The Executives
Executive Outcomes
#94 - 2012-12-07 02:47:21 UTC
Powers Sa wrote:
I have a lot of hatemail on my 3rd party bounty alt. It is pretty hilarious.




GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GOOOOOOON

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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#95 - 2012-12-07 02:51:12 UTC
Put a massive bounty on the corporation "Fweddit"

Why? Cause they're annoying lemmings that pollute local chat with wannabe memes. Oh... and it'll make the local pirates and people in the Minmatar militia happy.
Kietay Ayari
Caldari State
#96 - 2012-12-07 03:43:54 UTC
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=103066

I never PvP, I just go and harass PvPers. I tried once in a Tengu and I died to CONCORD. Should have waited for the new changes. Anyways! Make it a little harder for me c;

Ferox #1

Powers Sa
#97 - 2012-12-07 04:48:29 UTC
Kietay Ayari wrote:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=103066

I never PvP, I just go and harass PvPers. I tried once in a Tengu and I died to CONCORD. Should have waited for the new changes. Anyways! Make it a little harder for me c;

Kane says hi

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Murk Paradox
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#98 - 2012-12-08 15:31:09 UTC
This thread sucks. No offense to you Powers, but the amount of people who can't comprehend a few simple words is bewildering.

I thought there'd be some good stories and thread links posted here, but 80% of this thread is "ooo oo pick me pick me" like Donkey from Shrek, and out of the other 20% most are explaining how not to post for self votes.

The only good one so far I liked, was the first reply which already has been done (Capt Lynch).

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iskflakes
#99 - 2012-12-08 15:41:29 UTC
5b bounty budget / week? Sounds legit.

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Xenuria
#100 - 2012-12-08 16:13:49 UTC
You should place the bounty on somebody who is full of themselves and egotistical. Somebody with a grandiose sense of self and a habit of getting blacklisted from major alliances. Somebody so spergtastic that not even TEST can handle them.


SPOILERS: I am not talking about The Mittani