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The Feuror
Ni Industries
Insidious.
#41 - 2013-01-03 00:32:56 UTC
You know chuchk norris' tears cure cancer... to bad he never cries

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The Feuror
Ni Industries
Insidious.
#42 - 2013-01-03 00:34:00 UTC
You hear about Chuck Norris getting bit by a king cobra....




after 5 days of agonizing pain, the snake finally died

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The Feuror
Ni Industries
Insidious.
#43 - 2013-01-03 00:35:18 UTC
Chuck Norris doesnt urinate, he relieves himself of excess excellence

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ChuckNorris CRO
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#44 - 2013-01-04 02:23:37 UTC  |  Edited by: ChuckNorris CRO
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ChuckNorris CRO
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#45 - 2013-01-04 23:27:25 UTC
bump
ChuckNorris CRO
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#46 - 2013-01-05 16:15:06 UTC  |  Edited by: ChuckNorris CRO
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Danton Cube
Doomheim
#47 - 2013-01-05 16:39:36 UTC
Apparently Chuck Norris did put his monocle in the wrong hole though...

Free Bump !
ChuckNorris CRO
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#48 - 2013-01-08 23:07:08 UTC
BUMP
ChuckNorris CRO
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#49 - 2013-01-11 23:53:24 UTC
BUMP
the musteg
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#50 - 2013-01-12 00:45:24 UTC
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody

When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

oh yeah so what was this thread about ?
Redundandis
Doomheim
#51 - 2013-01-12 23:35:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Redundandis
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ChuckNorris CRO
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#52 - 2013-01-12 23:38:34 UTC  |  Edited by: ChuckNorris CRO
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Redundandis
Doomheim
#53 - 2013-01-12 23:41:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Redundandis
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ChuckNorris CRO
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#54 - 2013-01-12 23:46:06 UTC  |  Edited by: ChuckNorris CRO
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