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Goggle Wearing Internet Crime Fighters: The Story

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Seldarine
Resolute Supremacy
#1 - 2012-12-03 12:54:44 UTC
I really enjoyed reading Haartsp's story of his tournament team, so I feel it is appropriate to write ours as well.

First of all, I'll link 2 images, the first being a screenshot of my Hanger coming into the second weekend matches, and the second a photo I just took, of my highly elaborate and efficient system for recording our available setups, and what pilots on my team would fly each ship:

My Hanger! (cambion still alive)

My top secret, spy-proof management system


Ok, now that you have checked out both those fantastic images, gasping in wonder at how crammed and disorganised my hanger is and chortling at how yellow my paper is, I will get on with the story.

Firstly our name. Going into the live auction we were known as Conmen's Internet Crime Fighting Force of Mohawk Induced Goggle Wearing Awesomeness. This name I created to pay tribute to Conmen, who donated 16 PLEX to us, has a Mohawk in real life and fantasises about being a comic book super hero crime fighter (yes, I know how to pick them). We immediately rose to notoriety during the auction. Partially because of our name, and secondly because I actually bid against myself, to the hilarity of all present, just to force CCP Bro to have to read out our name 1 more time! Unfortunately the name was just a little bit too long, so I later shortened it to its current incarnation.

Our first weekend matches were against Perihelion, then if we won, against Nulli who already had a free pass into round 2. After a lot of research from past tournaments, and some intel on their trainings, I deduced that Perihelion were highly likely to bring some form of close range setup. Going into the banning, I had a variety of long range setups ready to go, and I settled on the vargur and machariel setup. The commentators seemed to think our kiting vargur got caught, but in reality that was part of the setup. It was a combined kiting machariel, and bait tank vargur. The idea was, we let them catch the vargur, then the machariel pulls range and murders them. It worked well, sniping frigates at 110km with Barrage is always a joy! My machariel was heavily dampened, but I had 6 remote sensor boosters on my the entire time.

So then we had Nulli. Broadswords anyone? We were not sure what they were going to bring, but during their banning it was immediately apparent they were afraid of long range teams, so I just thought to hell with it! and we ran with the exact same setup as Saturday. When I saw those nightmares it was all over for them. We just simply sniped away their frigates and awaited end of match. When bringing a turtle tanking setup like that, you just have to have the ability to project damage further than 70kms.

Now for the second weekend and our first match: Asine Hitama. We has a lot of respect for this team, Godfathers have consistently performed well in alliance tournaments. From research, it seemed they favoured zero logi, turret based setups. And I had the perfect, crazy setup to beat those. We had a 7 neut, shield tanked, 2km/s bhaalgorn that could insta drain any BS and fully drain 4 commandships in 2 cycles. Coupled with the awesome tank and damage of our golem plus our copious amounts of tracking disrupting we couldn't see any close range turret setup winning. Then they arrived with 3 golems and I nearly ate my keyboard in despair.

The second Sunday was do or die for us. We were now in the losers bracket and every match was knockout. First off: EFS. Crazy fearless Russians who just had a hard-on for gallente blaster boats. I analysed all their banning tactics and all their fits. It was immediately clear to me that they gained EHP on their ships by adding armor buffer, not by increasing resists. So my plan was to trick them into thinking they had the upper hand in the banning and force them to bring their triple BS setup, while I would bring my super high resist, armor phase shifting dual vindi setup. As a great man once said "I love it when a plan comes together" I warped my BS in at 50, partially to confuse them and also to give us time to split them up a little. It all just worked perfectly and was a whitewash.

The next match that day was against the first of the Failheap forum teams: Much crying old experts. They clearly thought they had the upper hand against our vindis with their kronos and tracking disrupting team. Unfortunately they brought fits that were more likely to be seen in tranquillity normal pvp, not the tournament, and our resistance based tanks were vastly superior to their armor plate tanks and we easily bested them. When you have a logistics repping you, you just have to get as much value out of him as possible. After our phased resistance armor hardeners had run a few cycles, the vindis thermal and kinetic resists were close to 90%. That's crazy!

Gasp! We made it to the final 6 teams! If any one is still reading my ramblings after all these paragraphs, I take my goggles off to you sir!

So our first match on the final Saturday: A chance to kill off Fail Heap Challenge forums for good! We faced their final team: The Reputation Cartel. Now, we won this match, but because of the banning, it threw us off our plan for the next match against Asine Hitama. My plan was to bring my golem setup against Repuation Cartel, the loki and vargur rush against Asine Hitama, and then the golem again for the second Asine Hitama match. Had that happened, with the Setup Asine fielded, I am pretty sure we would have been in the final. It was not to be however, the Reputation Cartel for some unknown reason banned Golem and brought a bewilderingly bad arbitrator and Bhaalgorn setup against us. Then it was just downhill from there, after some argument we decided to bring Kronos against Asine, it was a bad decision and cost us a place in the finals.

........onto a reply post to continue my longest forum post ever!

Seldarine
Resolute Supremacy
#2 - 2012-12-03 12:54:51 UTC
The final day of the first New Eden Open. A best of 3 battle royal against the best Russians that Hydra and Darkside has to offer: The Expendables!

I was completely blind-sided by their first banning. They banned scimitar and basilisk, and this was the one eventually I was not fully prepared for. It was clear they were either going to bring triple BS or long range kite. So we decided to bring our Amarr setup. I was fully expecting to lose this match, and when I saw the triple shield tanked Windicators it was all over. We tried our best, tried to pull range and web them down, but they were going close to 2 km/s.

Onto the second match, time to bring out the big guns! (cruise missile launchers). For sure they would not see this coming. They banned in a way that made it very clear to me they were bringing a long range setup. But there is nothing with longer range than a Cruise Missile Golem! (apart from a cerberus and other longer range ships). They had copious amounts of sensor damping, but we had copious amounts of remote sensor boosting. CCP Dolan was wondering about the drake, yes, it was spamming missiles and had 2 gang links, it also had 4 remote sensor boosters and what I have termed as a "coward tank": zero tank and a micro-warp drive. After a short time into the match they pulled enough range and optimised their dampening so that neither of our 2 Golems could lock, so I told both our remote boosting ships to concentrate all their sensor boosters only onto my Golem and it worked! I could lock, and just picked them off 1 at a time.

The final match in the battle for third place on the final day of the first New Eden Open. A win each, this was a knock out match for the glorious worst of the best that is bronze!

They banned basilisk and machariel. I banned 2 random things to give nothing away. It was clear from their basilisk ban they really were afraid of that golem setup. So I switched out the basilisk for a third golem and ran with my triple cruise golem remote sensor boosting setup. It started well, we went for their scimitar, I had a harpy close on his tail, it just got web, our missiles were in flight, it was about to insta pop..... then it flew out the arena. Then it was just a matter of focusing our targets, taking them down one at a time, and giving poor redon as much cap as possible to prolong his life enough to make his damage matter. It ended up not being so close, they tried pulling range to escape our missiles, but good luck trying to escape something that can fly for 225 kms and goes 8km/s.

So my epicly long story comes to an end. I think it is clear by how many words I have hammered out exactly how enthusiastic and how much I have enjoyed this tournament. I have a separate thanx thread expressing all my appreciation to CCP and the sponsors so I'm not going to repeat myself here.

I hope you enjoyed the read,

Seldarine signing out, and the Goggles will be back!

Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
#3 - 2012-12-03 13:14:27 UTC
Brought a tear to my eye..

Also, nice rug!
p.s. i'm taking credit for switching all REBOs on to you.. :P claimtofame

In all seriousness though, Seldarine showcased what our alliance can do, and we had a blast, great story!
Xuse Senna
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#4 - 2012-12-03 13:30:10 UTC
Well done guys o7

Nice Images Seld :P

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7501/mindgamesceptionfinaldr.jpg

Lance Rossiter
CHAINS Corp
#5 - 2012-12-03 13:41:35 UTC
Good stuff, it's great to get the players' perspectives on the matches.
Naomi Wildfire
Sonnenlegion
Shadow Cartel
#6 - 2012-12-03 15:02:38 UTC
TL;DR?

/me runs

ISD BH Newmind > Jingle bells, Tuxford smells, Falcon laid an egg =D

Weener
S.O.E. EVE
#7 - 2012-12-03 15:12:16 UTC
Lovely story :D
Redon
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-12-03 17:23:37 UTC
Awesome post.

Till the next one Twisted
Conmen
Syndicate Enterprise
Sigma Grindset
#9 - 2012-12-03 21:59:05 UTC
True Story :)
Bum Shadow
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2012-12-03 22:24:51 UTC
An awesome read thanks! A good work throughout the tourney. Dang, dat rug!
Tyrrax Thorrk
Guiding Hand Social Club
#11 - 2012-12-03 22:39:55 UTC
Really good read and impressive performance o>
CCP Soundwave
C C P
C C P Alliance
#12 - 2012-12-04 11:07:44 UTC
Thanks, these threads are so awesome. We only really get to see what happens on the field, but what's happening behind the scenes is much more interesting.
Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
#13 - 2012-12-05 09:42:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Buhhdust Princess
If anyone is interest, Arydanika recently interviewed myself, Seldarine and Conman on teamspeak about the tournament, our alliance and small-gang PvP warfare. If you are interested, head over to www.voicesfromthevoid.net and listen to #61

They are fantastic podcasts and i'd reccomend to anyone!

PS I apologise for conman the master of the seven seas' behaviour. It was inappropriate.
Arydanika
Malevelon Roe Industries
Convocation of Empyreans
#14 - 2012-12-05 15:36:01 UTC
Goggle Wearing Internet Crime Fighters was another one of my favorite tournament teams. It has been an absolute blast to get to know these guys and watch them fight their way straight in to the history books of Eve. Not only do they bring solid tourney game play to the field, but they also know how to have a hell of a lot of fun. Any team who can be successful and have a good time doing it deserves the accolades.
Buhhdust Princess wrote:
If anyone is interest, Arydanika recently interviewed myself, Seldarine and Conman on teamspeak about the tournament, our alliance and small-gang PvP warfare. If you are interested, head over to www.voicesfromthevoid.net and listen to #61

They are fantastic podcasts and i'd reccomend to anyone!

PS I apologise for conman the master of the seven seas' behaviour. It was inappropriate.
Dawww, thank you. It was a pleasure having you all on the show and I hope you'll come back soon. Coman was a gem and I don't want to hear different. We all have a little comic book super hero inside. Blink

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