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Metropolis, Heimatar and Molden Heath's Most Haunted.

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Ssakaa
Animatar Foundation
#1 - 2012-12-03 08:24:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Ssakaa
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MHM-HMH... for those who see acronyms in everything.

PART ONE: PREAMBLE AND MEANDER

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As technology and science take quanticalistical leaps forward every day, there's simply no denying that our species will continue to analyse, quantify and qualify it's effects on our day-to-day lives, thusly stressing the letter 'q' to the point of terminal entropy, a fate that awaits sentients, the proletariat and everything-in-between, such is our plainly moribund destiny.

Moreover, it is a universal truth that there are some things science can never successfully explain to the quarter-wit. In deed mere science is truly left lackaday when it comes to all manner of unseen, un-witnessed things supernatural, which we could all simply describe as a lost resource stolen from us by our own unfettered, unclean, smorgasbord of chicanery and hubris. Indeed , I put it to you, that the bunsen-burner can take us so far -but no further.

As a bona-fide fortune-teller, my time spent previously (and very discretely) advising many IGS members on the finer details of some pretty scurrilous (and always alarming) personal psychic conundrums, Halete, was a great success, not least in part because given the right extra-sensory tools (at birth, in my case) anyone can seek to commune or otherwise be in harmony with those things that go bump in the night or inhabit your balustrade or oriel, thirty-seven stories from the nearest lonely lamp-post in the wee small hours as you think you're sleeping securely under your 32-tog duvet, and thus be of great service.

Some are not so fortunate at birth and dismiss the supernatural as non-existent or at best a conspiracy of those who have too much free time on their hands, such as Lord Vaari, the Exalted One, the Bane of Mjolnir et cetera.

But whereas he (Vaari) receives platform shoes and books with secrets as gifts or the Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps, by default, receives the bloody barbed-wire gift of turncoatery --the pantegruelian psychic receives the more enduring blessing of a gift that goes the extra astronomical if not paranormal, mile -- extra-temporal dialogues during the very first moments of their lives and far far beyond in this anti-hystaminical -and, for some, ecumenical -pink saucerful of wonder we call 'The Cluster'. Some say it is in our waters, but that's a boat to be pushed out another day.

I hope this has been useful to you all, and in part two we might easily discuss the Proofs of our Endeavours beyond all paper-thin critiques of any variety from any workmanlike source and beyond.

See you soon, gentle disbelievers. May your descendents look kindly upon you from the furthest eons.

Until next time.

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"Modern Life is Rubbish"

Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-12-03 10:18:24 UTC
Ssakaa wrote:
Moreover, it is a universal truth that there are some things science can never successfully explain to the quarter-wit.*


True and accurate.

As for the rest, I less read it, and more sort of experienced it, and was left with no clear idea what was actually being communicated, if anything.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-12-03 10:36:33 UTC
I had wondered where you'd gone off to.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21

Ssakaa
Animatar Foundation
#4 - 2012-12-03 15:19:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Ssakaa
Stitcher wrote:
As for the rest, I less read it, and more sort of experienced it.


They say that you, Stitcher, are a man of extra-ordinary wisdom -and of hidden depths -so it has now been proven publicly for all to see. What you've experienced, as per your frissant observation, is your own latent psychic ability calling to the clear waters or your inner karmic river with the empathic witch acting as a simple conduit, or siphon (probably).

This is but the first small step on the road to true awareness of the fantastic and a very important step at that. Enlightenment is upon your door-step. if you are diligent enough to but reach out with your finger-tips.

Re-Awakened, indeed, emergent Warlock and blessed be.


Halete wrote:
I had wondered where you'd gone off to.


The witch inside your head will never leave you, Halete. Never.

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Next time, we shall examine, together, the connection between layperson, skeptic and the entertainment Industry itself.



With two twigs, Gypsy Secora.

"Modern Life is Rubbish"

Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#5 - 2012-12-03 15:23:17 UTC
I don't care what anyone else says, this is hilarious. Keep it up.
Ssakaa
Animatar Foundation
#6 - 2012-12-03 15:33:28 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
I don't care what anyone else says, this is hilarious. Keep it up.


They say that you, Mr. Thessalonia, are a man of extra-ordinary cleverness -and of hidden depths -so it has now been proven publicly for all to see.

You swing a single carrot and yet beat with a shadow of a stick with your words. It's appreciated.

By the Magpies,

Gypsy Secora.

"Modern Life is Rubbish"

Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-12-03 15:36:09 UTC
Ssakaa wrote:
What you've experienced, as per your frissant observation, is your own latent psychic ability calling to the clear waters or your inner karmic river with the empathic witch acting as a simple conduit, or siphon (probably).


Well, your words are certainly flowing through me, sweeping understanding before them...

This is a mode of communication quite unlike any I've experienced before. All the words within the message have their meanings, and yet their combined force seems to transcend meaning! fascinating!

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Ssakaa
Animatar Foundation
#8 - 2012-12-03 15:47:23 UTC
Stitcher wrote:

Well, your words are certainly flowing through me, sweeping understanding before them...

This is a mode of communication quite unlike any I've experienced before. All the words within the message have their meanings, and yet their combined force seems to transcend meaning!


Epiphany! You don't see that everyday on The Intergalactical Summit. Bless you.

With thimble and yarn, Gypsy Secora Amun.



"Modern Life is Rubbish"

Saede Riordan
Alexylva Paradox
#9 - 2012-12-03 15:58:11 UTC
What exactly is this again?
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-12-03 15:58:49 UTC
Did grimpak accidentally clonejump into the body of a woman?

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Ssakaa
Animatar Foundation
#11 - 2012-12-03 16:31:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Ssakaa
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Did grimpak accidentally clonejump into the body of a woman?


No. There'd be more profanity.

I shall brook no further impediment, Andreus. Thank you.


This is not all that there is. We are more than we seem to be -Stitcher.

"Modern Life is Rubbish"

Streya Jormagdnir
Alexylva Paradox
#12 - 2012-12-03 18:32:38 UTC
I too have to concur with Stitcher. These are not mere words. These are spells cast upon my frontal lobe.

The Mystics said that certain combinations of words, flowing together, are as though a spirit unto themselves. What have you weaved, Ssakaa?

I am also a human, straggling between the present world... and our future. I am a regulator, a coordinator, one who is meant to guide the way.

Destination Unreachable: the worst Wspace blog ever

Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#13 - 2012-12-03 18:41:47 UTC
Streya Jormagdnir wrote:
I too have to concur with Stitcher. These are not mere words. These are spells cast upon my frontal lobe.

The Mystics said that certain combinations of words, flowing together, are as though a spirit unto themselves. What have you weaved, Ssakaa?


Sorcery.
Ssakaa
Animatar Foundation
#14 - 2012-12-03 18:55:54 UTC
I wonder how Alica Wildfire would've coped if, whilst writing her numerous and engaging catalogues on the subj. of Pyrotechnics, she'd had been interrupted by so many Summiteers simultaneously.

So, hush.

What happened to Alica anyway? Doesn't seem to be around much nowadays.

PS: Streya. Time will tell all.









"Modern Life is Rubbish"

Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#15 - 2012-12-03 19:05:33 UTC
To be fair, if you wanted a journal, you should have been writing in a journal.
Ssakaa
Animatar Foundation
#16 - 2012-12-03 19:17:31 UTC
!

"Modern Life is Rubbish"

Streya Jormagdnir
Alexylva Paradox
#17 - 2012-12-04 07:51:29 UTC
Ssakaa wrote:


PS: Streya. Time will tell all.











How many articles of clothing and/or bottles of Chest Wound to speed this time up?

I am also a human, straggling between the present world... and our future. I am a regulator, a coordinator, one who is meant to guide the way.

Destination Unreachable: the worst Wspace blog ever

Ssakaa
Animatar Foundation
#18 - 2012-12-04 08:44:41 UTC
Streya Jormagdnir wrote:
How many articles of clothing and/or bottles of Chest Wound to speed this time up?


Bottles of Chest Wound? My dear, we're not living in YC minus 114. Shame on you, Streya.


'Twixt golden boughs or canopies, can't decide off-hand,

"G.S"

"Modern Life is Rubbish"

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-12-04 09:19:49 UTC
Well, I am afraid that I didn't understand at least half of that. Unfortunately, my dictionary is limited mostly to military applications, so I need some help (if you don't mind) to understand this.

For example, what does 'extra-sensory' mean? I know there are radar, ladar, magnetometric and gravimetric sensors in use. Is this a new word for multispectral?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Ssakaa
Animatar Foundation
#20 - 2012-12-04 09:55:18 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:

For example, what does 'extra-sensory' mean? I know there are radar, ladar, magnetometric and gravimetric sensors in use. Is this a new word for multispectral?


Extra-sensory perception. - 'E.S.P.' is placed within the realms of parapsychology, as first posited by xXWilliam_JamesXx, a resident Prof. at the University of Caille. His genius had aged him, as a result, as you can see thusly:

http://i45.tinypic.com/2rzfe68.jpg

To illustrate further, here's a practitioner of Extra-Sensory Perception in-pod, developing her 'seventh sense' whilst the others have been denied her.

http://i46.tinypic.com/2sayzk6.jpg

Remarkable images I am sure you will agree.



With a ball of wool and a piece of string,

GS etc.

"Modern Life is Rubbish"

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