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Roidney LaMiner
The Ginyu Force
#1 - 2012-12-02 15:49:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Roidney LaMiner
Ok folks. Time to consult your creative muse and bust out some poetry about EVE. I have a couple that I've come up with, as well as one posted in local by another creative mind.

There once was a pirate named Hank,
who fancied the art of the gank.
But the miners were ready,
though Hank's fire was steady,
he couldn't break through their tank!

This one's a bit morbid, but funny still...

There once was a hauler named Harry,
who met a miner named Mary.
he went to her place,
she shoved him into space,
and now his corpse she does carry!



And thanks to Grey Splinter for this one:

There was a miner named bill,
who's jetcans he did like to fill.
went back to the base
to get a hauler for space,
and found flippers had taken his till.
Jantunen the Infernal
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2012-12-02 15:55:05 UTC
I ate porridge yesterday
it tasted terrible.
Then I ganked a miner
ha-ha-ha
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#3 - 2012-12-02 15:59:02 UTC
There once was a man from K-6K16
Who... This isn't going to work, is it?

Oh god.
Roidney LaMiner
The Ginyu Force
#4 - 2012-12-02 16:09:12 UTC
Riot Girl wrote:
There once was a man from K-6K16
Who... This isn't going to work, is it?



____________________________________________________

You aren't trying hard enough...

There once was a man from K-6K16,
who like to fly in his Nyx.
But the enemy abounds
and snuck up on him, ZOUNDS!
And now his carrier needs fixed.
Roidney LaMiner
The Ginyu Force
#5 - 2012-12-02 16:11:52 UTC
Jantunen the Infernal wrote:
I ate porridge yesterday
it tasted terrible.
Then I ganked a miner
ha-ha-ha


_____________________________________________________________

All I can say is wow. I truly hope you are a better pirate than poet...
The Protato
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-12-02 16:42:18 UTC
There once was a thread on GD
The OP was as bad as can be
His rhymes were so poor
They unlocked "the door"
And now my avatar is free.
Ottersmacker
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
#7 - 2012-12-02 16:50:07 UTC
in b4 the inevitable "you toad"

i just locked an open door.. strange, yet symbolically compelling.
Roidney LaMiner
The Ginyu Force
#8 - 2012-12-02 17:08:14 UTC
Ahhhh, perhaps you prefer Haiku...

a troll's simple mind
comprehension eludes him
foolishness rebuked
Jaq Hung
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2012-12-02 19:34:48 UTC
From my character Bio :

There once was a lady from Pator
who tried to have sex with a 'gator .
Her sudden demise
came as no big surprise
when it did what she asked for ... and ate her .
The Protato
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-12-02 19:39:46 UTC
Roidney LaMiner wrote:

a troll's simple mind
comprehension eludes him
foolishness rebuked


Man known as troll
Rereads original post
still awful
Lance Rossiter
CHAINS Corp
#11 - 2012-12-02 20:01:55 UTC
There once was a girl from Perimeter
Whose nurturing nature would limit her
To carebears, she was not a risk
When shooting an Obelisk
You can't put enough guns on a Scimitar!
Jaq Hung
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2012-12-02 20:06:09 UTC
There once was a lad from Noghere
who was overly fond of his beer .
He would fly from Iluin
all the way to Orduin
if prices at home were too dear .
Galaxy Pig
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#13 - 2012-12-02 20:34:20 UTC
There once was an Agent named Clump
and miners he did like to bump
with a roll of the dice, he'd zoom through the ice
and force them get off their rump!

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com
ISD TYPE40
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2012-12-02 21:42:37 UTC
Thread moved from GD to EVE Fiction - ISD Type40.

[b]ISD Type40 Lt. Commander Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department[/b]
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-12-03 02:33:57 UTC
Roidney LaMiner wrote:
Ahhhh, perhaps you prefer Haiku...

a troll's simple mind
comprehension eludes him
foolishness rebuked

Haiku-- oh yeah, I'm on that. Limericks will take a little more effort. Give me some time man.
Six Blade Knife
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-12-05 15:07:50 UTC
I hope you don't think that i'm sick
as I delegate most of my tricks.
I'm so damned remote.
Cuz I worship Drone Boats.
I get kicks from my fat Dominix.
Six Blade Knife
Doomheim
#17 - 2012-12-05 15:14:56 UTC
The market in jita was waxing
as disco ball gankers relaxing
from losing their ships
for brief market dips
while undock explosions are maxing.
kraiklyn Asatru
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2012-12-05 22:09:07 UTC
In honor of the new Eszur - Siseide gate which has enriched our lives and brought us all closer together.

In memory of the old days.

To Metropolis they would come, all the amarr.
Great distances done, they had travelled so far.
Almost there Eszur awaits.
And at the gate,
They would meet their inevitable fate.

Teonusude Republic Independent Agency Division [T.R.I.A.D]
Six Blade Knife
Doomheim
#19 - 2012-12-06 19:13:42 UTC
I dread every giant new patch
With a dumb launcher that seemingly can't
Install what's already downloaded
Instead starts from scratch, bandwith bloated,
a new smart EVE launcher must hatch
Mr Pragmatic
#20 - 2012-12-09 14:14:17 UTC
Eve Retribution was released.
The Eve community was displeased.
Now level four missions are impossible.
For the NPCs are unstoppable.

Drones are wet paper bags.
They fall apart like old f@gs (Cigarette butts)
But now I can place a bounty on you.
And get an Eve mail, about you fool.

Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness.  -Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling.
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