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Tibus Heth allegedly assassinated? Caldari Navy deploy new cloaking device!
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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
#1 - 2012-11-30 18:55:47 UTC
Tibus Heth, tyrannical despot of the Caldari State was allegedly assassinated by an unknown assassin earlier today!

Incredible !

When this news was broken by other news services, several capsuleers rushed to New Caldari to poke around !

Suspicious!

As the Caldari Navy attempted a cover up, capsuleer forces grew restless, first engaging the Navy personnel in witty banter, then deliberately provoking them!

Eve University pilots were amongst the first to open fire on the Navy forces, which included several capital ships!

Dramatic!

To everyone's surprise, upon being fired upon, the Caldari Navy ships activated a previously unknown form of cloaking device, eluding the capsuleers wanton violence.

Intriguing!

Federal Navy officers were unavailable to comment on whether this new Caldari Cloaking Menace poses a significant threat to Federal Freedom.

Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours!
Misha M'Liena
Rui Freelance Mining
#2 - 2012-11-30 20:29:21 UTC
Are you feeling ok? Your actually reporting a noteworthy news story? *Marks on Calendar* Will wonders never cease.


Misha.

Not as innocent as she appears.™  
Ssakaa
Animatar Foundation
#3 - 2012-12-01 00:04:36 UTC
Misha M'Liena wrote:
Are you feeling ok? Your actually reporting a noteworthy news story? *Marks on Calendar* Will wonders never cease.Misha.


Naysayers, psh. Pay no heed.

You are loved, Muck Raker.

Loved.

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