Out of Pod Experience

And it apparently only functions part of the time with you. That's another item to add to the list.

We already have the bad attitude covered. You are making a wonderful impression for the people you wish to work for.

You're right, I should warn them!

Dear CCP-

Should you happen to have chodes like Micheal Dietrich working for you, I probably will not be able to get along with said chodes, you see I have something called a sense of humor. I like to see people enjoying their day and how else to enjoy life but to laugh. It's an easy disposition to understand, I'm sure you do as well. Unfortunately there are complete morons who aren't at all interested in this type of behavior, they prefer to tell everyone how stupid something comical is, like everyone doesn't already know, and somehow people will think they're intellectually superior for pointing it out, over, and over, and over, until people don't want to watch them embarrass themselves anymore and leave. Thus destroying all positive emotions and possible future lolz. I would prefer to work for a company without these chodes as they corrode my creative spirit as well as my desire to work together in a team setting.

-love
Zack Korth

Not quite.

He really found that, human beings have a belief they are unbalanced equations and so create stories that deal with this. What happens is they get stuck in a perpetual vis-à-vis with themselves and their imagination paints pretty pictures that get a handle on things.

Freud put this into a psychoanalytical model of the id, ego and super-ego. Basically the same thing of the mind trying to balance an equation that begins just after puberty, when the need to hunt, kill, gather, copulate goes into overdrive and the ego can't get its way: the super-ego becomes the parental figure to the id and the ego.

The id makes you want to kill someone
The ego tries to make that happen in a way that doesn't mess up your life.
The super-ego tells both of them to STFU and go pirate, you big emotional carebear - but later lets you 'dream it out'.

My take on 'it' for storytelling can be found here.

My advice to the op is: you're unhappy, so remove the things in your life that are making you this way.

AK

I understand, that’s why I apologized a couple of posts down.

I failed to appreciate that he was expressing a sense of enjoyment for helping people until he actually said so. My bad.

That would be Number 4 and be sure to thank your buddies in your corp for watching your back.

Hey buddy, mind if I join ya?

Available on Xbox 360? The £3000 model Typhoon looks pretty well to scale when circling overhead

So when I think of travel abroad, highway through the danger zone RC style, and high fives you probably think ****** weather, crappy hotel rooms/bunks, and boring powerpoints while repeating yourself 30 times for each step?