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Surviving the goons

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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#121 - 2011-10-04 20:01:44 UTC
after you got all your buddies smartbombed lawl

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Bostess
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#122 - 2011-10-04 20:02:42 UTC
for a small fee ill get you blue standings with the alliance, just send isk to me, im sure we wont gank any blues with our neutral alts
Mind trance
Albireo Solem
Pandemic Horde
#123 - 2011-10-04 20:07:08 UTC
Guys guys I have -10 sec status how will I ever do anything in Eve Online: A Bad Spaceship Game

Oh wait I am a capital pilot, whoops! Turns out I can't go into highsec anyways!
Vashan Tar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#124 - 2011-10-04 20:10:16 UTC
Mind trance wrote:
Guys guys I have -10 sec status how will I ever do anything in Eve Online: A Bad Spaceship Game

Oh wait I am a capital pilot, whoops! Turns out I can't go into highsec anyways!



At least energy pulse weapon V is now useful (getting that extra sb cycle in!)!
Querns
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#125 - 2011-10-04 20:11:00 UTC
Vashan Tar wrote:
Mind trance wrote:
Guys guys I have -10 sec status how will I ever do anything in Eve Online: A Bad Spaceship Game

Oh wait I am a capital pilot, whoops! Turns out I can't go into highsec anyways!



At least energy pulse weapon V is now useful (getting that extra sb cycle in!)!

hell yeah it is

I am considering getting that +5% smartbomb implant too, perhaps that will be enough to acquire that magical fifth, pod-killing cycle

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Querns
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#126 - 2011-10-04 20:11:59 UTC
all my fives

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Travis Wells
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#127 - 2011-10-04 20:12:09 UTC
Ptraci wrote:
Naw, if you want to see funny:

http://i.imgur.com/qtoo0.jpg

Ala is usually a pretty quiet system. Don't think I have ever seen so many neutrals here... they must all want to come shake my hand.


didnt know you could anchor a pos on a ice belt

or wait, you're hiding, i get it now
Travis Wells
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#128 - 2011-10-04 20:12:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Travis Wells
double post
Vashan Tar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#129 - 2011-10-04 20:19:46 UTC
Travis Wells wrote:
double post


is a shameful post
Danks
Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds
#130 - 2011-10-04 20:23:28 UTC
I bet the OP is they type who likes to click the checkbox that sends an evemail to a contact when they add contacts with bad standing.
Infinimo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#131 - 2011-10-04 20:24:49 UTC
srspost: literally every ice belt I have been to so far (5) has been deserted, please come out and mine ice it is 100% safe

Theta Squad best squad. Monocle crew represent~
Querns
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#132 - 2011-10-04 20:25:53 UTC
Infinimo wrote:
srspost: literally every ice belt I have been to so far (5) has been deserted, please come out and mine ice it is 100% safe

I am starting to feel THE HUNGER

and there are no gallente ice miners to slake THE HUNGER

I may have to move to caldari space just to get my fix

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Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#133 - 2011-10-04 20:26:38 UTC
Mistah Ewedynao wrote:
Xython wrote:
But we're having fun.

Can you honestly say anyone finds mining to be fun? Especially ice mining? Hell no. That's why everyone runs Miner bots.


Nah... Mining is boring as Hell.

Now setting up T2 Fleets to protect Miners and watch Goons run around all frustrated from system to system looking for an easy kill and the chance to get in on a Dead Goonie KM....

Priceless!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Atrum Veneficus
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#134 - 2011-10-04 20:27:32 UTC
Ptraci wrote:
I know you can have candy. But you're going to have to work a little harder to get it. A ship that can alpha a Mack from range is a bit more expensive than a Brutix with T1 blasters, both in terms of the ship/equipment and the skill on the character to fly it.


Hi Ptraci. I'm in charge of reimbursement for Goonswarm Federation. I'm also having a blast shutting down the system of Deninard.

Let me tell you a little bit about what our pilots get for killing a miner in Gallente space. Here is a small excerpt from the Wanted thread I authored a few days back:

Quote:
WANTED: DEAD OR DEAD

OFFER VALID IN GALLENTE SPACE ONLY

Mackinaws, Hulks, and Orcas for crimes against non-botting free folk throughout New Eden. For their crimes, the following bounties will be paid per ship killed:

Retriever/Covetor: 10 mil
Mackinaw: 20 mil
Hulk: 50mil
Orca: 350mil
The pod of any of the above ships: 10 mil


SUPER-TANK
Super-tanked hulks and mackinaws (and their pods) are eligible for double payout due to the coordination & teamwork required to take out those who resist. Resistance must be crushed. State SUPERTANK in your reimbursement request. Determination of "supertank" is made by the reimbursement team, but a good rule of thumb is tank rigs, Damage Control II and more than one person on the killmail.

Mackinaw 40mil
Hulk 80mil
Supertank pod 20mil


Smug Pubbie Beat-Down Bonus 25mil isk
If an empire dweller brags in local about how you can't take him down, bring it, you don't got what it takes, etc... and you DO take him out, post a snippet of that smug pubbie conversation in your bounty request and collect a cool 25mil isk.


As you can see, the more you resist, the more I pay our pilots. But keep inspiring that resistance buddy, it just makes our pilots richer!
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#135 - 2011-10-04 20:27:56 UTC
all I've seen is shitfit active tanking HACs, oh man oh man you're doing such a great job of protecting the poor innocent macrominers

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#136 - 2011-10-04 20:28:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Andski
heh

watch as they say YOU'RE GOING TO DEPLETE ALL YOUR ALLIANCE'S ISK TO KILL ICE MINERS

someone should link our finances

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Infinimo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#137 - 2011-10-04 20:31:15 UTC
if only we had tech moons, I hear they bring in a lot of money

Theta Squad best squad. Monocle crew represent~
Atrum Veneficus
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#138 - 2011-10-04 20:33:35 UTC
Andski wrote:
heh

watch as they say YOU'RE GOING TO DEPLETE ALL YOUR ALLIANCE'S ISK TO KILL ICE MINERS

someone should link our finances


As of a few minutes ago, we have paid out approximately 7 billion isk in bounties to the brave and honouourable pilots of Goonswarm Federation. I even paid a few members of Test Alliance Please Ignore who got onto Goon killmails.

MY BROSEFS. :fistbump:
Querns
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#139 - 2011-10-04 20:34:48 UTC
I have personally claimed 300m of this money with my efforts

feels pretty good to get paid to do this

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Querns
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#140 - 2011-10-04 20:34:58 UTC
aww dag

This post was crafted by the wormhole expert of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal, the foremost authority on Eve: Online economics and gameplay.