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Surviving the goons

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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#441 - 2011-10-14 14:08:32 UTC
Andski wrote:
You probably didn't hear, but I wrote a script that regularly searches the forums for "goon" and parses the results, generating an RSS feed. Posts made by, uh, certain characters of interest alert our top EVE-O shitposters via SMS. I'm currently updating it to adjust to this jerk's workarounds.


I added a rule for apostle posts with words beginning with a G and containing non-letters

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
pussnheels
Viziam
#442 - 2011-10-14 14:14:03 UTC  |  Edited by: pussnheels
I might despise the goons for their rethoric and everything they stand for,
they do however sometimes provide a good laugh , flavour the game occasional and from time to time provide the whole game a good service , like this wake up call

I hope i can keep resenting them for a long time
Goons Delenda Est

I do not agree with what you are saying , but i will defend to the death your right to say it...... Voltaire
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#443 - 2011-10-14 14:19:37 UTC
actually I'm just gonna remove the g-words part, all posts by apostle are about us

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
non judgement
Without Fear
Flying Burning Ships Alliance
#444 - 2011-10-14 14:26:55 UTC  |  Edited by: non judgement
What are these goon things you guys are talking about?... I heard from someone named Bob that they don't exist.

All joking aside, I think we should all admit that surviving goons is impossible. With that in mind i'll just say the following, and I think I can speak for everyone in Eve when I say this:

We surrender! Sad


I'm sorry. Sometimes, I just can't be serious.
Victor Dathar
Lowlife.
Snuffed Out
#445 - 2011-10-14 14:35:24 UTC
non judgement wrote:



just can't be serious.


That is the point

^^^ lol that post is so bad you should get back 2 GBS m8 o7

@grr_goons : Wisdom, Insight, GBS Posts
Goddess Ishtar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#446 - 2011-10-14 22:55:12 UTC
non judgement wrote:
What are these goon things you guys are talking about?... I heard from someone named Bob that they don't exist.

Kind funny how that all turned out...
Infinimo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#447 - 2011-10-14 23:00:06 UTC
pussnheels wrote:
I might despise the goons for their rethoric and everything they stand for,
they do however sometimes provide a good laugh , flavour the game occasional and from time to time provide the whole game a good service , like this wake up call

I hope i can keep resenting them for a long time
Goons Delenda Est

how many times do I have to keep giving this lecture before you idiots get it?

'Goons Delenda Est' means 'Goons is blotted out'.Clearly you want the nominitive plural 'Goons are blotted out' which would be 'Goons Delendae Est'. Additionally, capitals are rarely used in latin and the consensus is that only proper nouns should be capitalised, ie. 'Goons delendae est'

Theta Squad best squad. Monocle crew represent~
The Apostle
Doomheim
#448 - 2011-10-14 23:04:24 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
actually I'm just gonna remove the g-words part, all posts by apostle are about us

You exist, therefore I am.

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]
Mehrdad Kor-Azor
Doomheim
#449 - 2011-10-14 23:47:02 UTC
Infinimo wrote:

'Goons Delenda Est' means 'Goons is blotted out'.Clearly you want the nominitive plural 'Goons are blotted out' which would be 'Goons Delendae Est'.


You need a plural verb too.

'Goons delendae sunt'.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#450 - 2011-10-16 17:00:14 UTC
actually you want "goons must be blotted out" which is a tense I don't recall since I shoved all latin out of my brain a long time ago

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Poetic Stanziel
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#451 - 2011-10-16 19:16:33 UTC
Surviving The Goons.

This would make a great sitcom. It should follow The Big Bang Theory.
Infinimo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#452 - 2011-10-16 20:06:29 UTC
Mehrdad Kor-Azor wrote:
Infinimo wrote:

'Goons Delenda Est' means 'Goons is blotted out'.Clearly you want the nominitive plural 'Goons are blotted out' which would be 'Goons Delendae Est'.


You need a plural verb too.

'Goons delendae sunt'.

I forgot the plural of est Oops

Theta Squad best squad. Monocle crew represent~
Jita Alt666
#453 - 2011-10-16 21:06:35 UTC
The Apostle wrote:
Weaselior wrote:
actually I'm just gonna remove the g-words part, all posts by apostle are about us

You exist, therefore I am.



Like a shadow?




Or like a creepy stalker?
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#454 - 2011-10-16 21:22:20 UTC
Infinimo wrote:
pussnheels wrote:
I might despise the goons for their rethoric and everything they stand for,
they do however sometimes provide a good laugh , flavour the game occasional and from time to time provide the whole game a good service , like this wake up call

I hope i can keep resenting them for a long time
Goons Delenda Est

how many times do I have to keep giving this lecture before you idiots get it?

'Goons Delenda Est' means 'Goons is blotted out'.Clearly you want the nominitive plural 'Goons are blotted out' which would be 'Goons Delendae Est'. Additionally, capitals are rarely used in latin and the consensus is that only proper nouns should be capitalised, ie. 'Goons delendae est'



Romanus eunt domus?

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Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
Kyt Thrace
Lightspeed Enterprises
Goonswarm Federation
#455 - 2011-10-16 23:28:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Kyt Thrace
I learned the only way to afford a goon is to hit the Alt , Shift & Q buttons at the same time.

This will make all the goons disappear.

I fly arround Dekelin all the time & never see a goon anywhere. Come on out and try it yourselves.


P.S. Oh noess, I got my first like, which idiot did that, please step forward.

R.I.P. Vile Rat
Cipher Jones
The Thomas Edwards Taco Tuesday All Stars
#456 - 2011-12-31 21:22:09 UTC
cuntus bagus maximus.

internet spaceships

are serious business sir.

and don't forget it