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WTF are these things? Its like memes as commodities!

-Key Pass to Open the Door:
A very special and valuable key pass that uses some of the rarest elements known to humankind in order to create the most secure access card possible.
These passes are so rare and valuable, they are only ever used by capsuleers, to protect their quarters on board stations where they are docked. Without one of these keys one would likely not have a chance of getting in, or out, of a capsuleer's private quarters.

-Key Pass to Open the Door Blueprint
Requires:
-9001 Megacyte
-Villard Wheel (Description: This item is an integral component of perpetual motion units. If the wheel ever stops spinning, the entire unit will grind to a halt.)
-1337 Zydrine

-Concordokken:
A funny educational video created in YC 108 to teach pilots of New Eden about the powers of the Concord police force.

-Donut Holder:
Finally, a place to put the donuts

-Magic Crystal Ball
Requires Polaris: 5
Allows you to see into the future, albeit rather murkily.
Warning: Side-effects may include speculation, jumping to conclusions, overanalysis, misunderstandings, unwarranted assumptions, endless discussions, baseless concerns, undue panic, virtual stampedes, threadnaughts, premature pod ejection and unneeded stress. USE WITH CAUTION.

-Scotty the Docking Manager's Clone
How do you think he ran all those stations?

Festival Launcher
An otherworldly glow emanates from this strange and outlandish-looking device. Its missile tubes look suspiciously capable of fitting a huge snowball, fireworks, and other festive ammunition.

Edit: Server's back up, here's some more for those of you who don't feel like installing buck

-A Big Red Button
This button apparently restarts a central mainframe somewhere. An attached note indicates that it is not the personal computing device of someone apparently known by the callsign "Tuxford", though who this individual is remains a mystery.

-Unit of Lag
Made of an unusually dense piece of material. Time seems to slow down around it.

-Shuttle Piloting for Dummies
The definitive guide on how best to pilot all shuttles in New Eden.

No matter what you read within this manual, please keep in mind that shuttles can't web targets, their lock time is slow, they can be shot, and if perhaps you were unaware, I hear they don't tank particularly well.

Boots.ini

If you want a snowball launcher, I have one on auction in jita at the moment with melted snowballs; Check it out as it ends in the next day or two :D