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7 LOSERS and A destiny: Cause LAUGH ! (Double Tap Noobs)
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CaptainBrazil

Perkone

Caldari State

Likes received: 2

#1 - 2012-11-15 23:42:14 UTC | Edited by: CaptainBrazil

And there you are, mining like a God in space, when...

1) Wow... A wannabe Merc corp who appears to defend a tiny friend? LOL
________________________
war dec
From: Theocolese
Sent: 2012.11.15 20:11
To: Abhilasha Webb, Doomdark Dredd,

you have just made a huge mistake with dec'ing my friends corp!!! now you have 24 hrs to retract the war dec or recieve 1 for yourself from us

have a nice day :)
__________________________

(Oh boy... tears came to my eyes.... So noble to defend little HUGE MOUTH friends who like to smack talk in space....)

2) Obviously they received the BAIT...

Re: War Dec
From: Abhilasha Webb
Sent: 2012.11.15 20:50
To: Theocolese,

Hey,

Why are you taking so long? Bring it on now...

And hey, I read it from you pathetic corp info that you do highsec ganks. So COME ON NOW....

We are here in Sirseshin.... At the icefield, mining....

Come now.

Can't you make your way here?

____________________________

3) And Just to show us HOW PROFESSIONAL they are as a wannabe merc corp, they gave us advice...

War Dec
From: Theocolese
Sent: 2012.11.15 20:26
To: Abhilasha Webb, Brazilian Devil, Doomdark Dredd,

Just so i make this very clear now you can expect an incoming war dec from DTAP as i guess you didn't listen to my advice http://doubletapalliance.eve-kill.net/ it's what we do for a living :) o7 best of luck and die quiet ..i..

4) After some minutes of smack talk... They finally came, in full power.... And result is the one that follows:

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-vEIVE7tuEng/UKV6eHruLyI/AAAAAAAAAKc/0-y9n9cizXw/s1024/losers.png

AND HERE:

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-VaPzhpfzBZ0/UKV8aVps5BI/AAAAAAAAALA/CerWZG9vAUU/s1024/2.jpg

Oh, thank you so much for the tears colected, and for proving to the whole world HOW GREAT THOU ARE, "PiRaTeS"...

Double... Triple.... Seven Losers Tap...

MUhahuauhauahuHUAhaUHauHUAHUAhahUHAUhAUAhauHAU !!!!!!!!

Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic 22
hejjbazeg Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 22	#2 - 2012-11-16 00:04:48 UTC 3 Oh noes.... They are so... Soo... So Evil... Strong... And Bad... I'm so terrified..... I guess we'll have to move to another game, or they'll kill us all... FROM LAUGHING !!!!! ROFL !!!

The Troll Bridge 23,523
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge Likes received: 23,523	#3 - 2012-11-16 00:18:14 UTC 2 Wat? *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*

Get Out Nasty Face 3,886
Lady Spank Get Out Nasty Face Likes received: 3,886	#4 - 2012-11-16 00:22:06 UTC What is a 'wanabe merck' corp? (ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

TEMPLAR. The Initiative. 162
Cap James Tkirk TEMPLAR. The Initiative. Likes received: 162	#5 - 2012-11-16 00:44:26 UTC 3 Lady Spank wrote: What is a 'wanabe merck' corp? im assuming some sort of water based animal like a platapus but with less poison and more meh

Republic University Minmatar Republic 1,392
Vera Algaert Republic University Minmatar Republic Likes received: 1,392	#6 - 2012-11-16 10:44:59 UTC 2 you are smug about mining in a Rokh? .

Commander 8

Deep Core Mining Inc.

Caldari State

Likes received: 2

#7 - 2012-11-16 12:30:27 UTC

Well,

We are still waiting for this bunch of losers called "Double X|%$&" to start a wardec against us.

Hey, start it NOW!

So your alliance act as "Smack talkers" saviors? Nice. We hate smack talkers, and that's why 'Doomdark Dredd' got his dec. Now, I hope you all could bring more fun to the table.

We are looking forward to collect more tears.

"Highsec gankers".... PFFFF!!! MUhahahahahahahahah

You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack 3,946
Riot Girl You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack Likes received: 3,946	#8 - 2012-11-16 14:44:30 UTC \| Edited by: Riot Girl 1 Edit: Never mind, seems you guys know how to fight. Good luck with the war. Oh god.

Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation 80
Freundliches Feuer Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation Likes received: 80	#9 - 2012-11-16 15:38:22 UTC So Double Tap came at you for lols with a few destroyers and you were proud that you killed them WITH logi support on top of that too.. I don't know whats bad, you or your terrible corp/alliance. Might rejoin DTAP just to skull**** your mining ass back to station. fly safe ;)

Caldari Provisions 1,240
Kalel Nimrott Caldari Provisions Likes received: 1,240	#10 - 2012-11-16 17:21:38 UTC Eve Protectored Alliance, are they devs or something? Bob Artis, you will be missed. O7

Starrakatt

Empire Assault Corp

Dead Terrorists

Likes received: 704

#11 - 2012-11-16 21:29:37 UTC

Thought so after reading the OP, but turns out they are only ice miners, scary when you think about it...

I was actually part of that gank attempt, found it really enlightening tbh, guess we found out you can't out-dps 2 remote repping Rokh and logi drones with 7 Dessies in 0.7 before Concord shows up :)

That being said, after that funny episode, and after all the OP chest beating, we fully expect him (and his corp/alliance) to actually log in and take the heat - If they can...

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.

The Scope Gallente Federation 74
Blackcamper The Scope Gallente Federation Likes received: 74	#12 - 2012-11-16 21:34:30 UTC well if you need at tool to help, to add all your targets have a look here http://www.markedfordeath.dk/ There Was NO WARNING Of Their ARRIVAL! They Had No MERCY! They Gave NO QUARTER! http://screenshotuploader.com/s/1307gxodd

hejjbazeg

Sebiestor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

Likes received: 22

#13 - 2012-11-16 23:46:30 UTC

Starrakatt wrote:

Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi... And here I am to collect another bucket of tears !!! ROFL

MUahahahahahhahahahaha Big smile

So let me guess, your mighty no-brain alliance are so smarty that you couldn't calculate whats necessary to gank properly with 2 rokhs repping? Big smile

Poor guy... So much muscle, so little brain.

War is just starting. Lets see whats happens.

hejjbazeg

Sebiestor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

Likes received: 22

#14 - 2012-11-16 23:46:59 UTC

Starrakatt wrote:

Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi... And here I am to collect another bucket of tears !!! ROFL

MUahahahahahhahahahaha Big smile

So let me guess, your mighty no-brain alliance are so smarty that you couldn't calculate whats necessary to gank properly with 2 rokhs repping? Big smile

Poor guy... So much muscle, so little brain.

War is just starting. Lets see whats happens.

hejjbazeg

Sebiestor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

Likes received: 22

#15 - 2012-11-16 23:49:06 UTC

Freundliches Feuer wrote:

So Double Tap came at you for lols with a few destroyers and you were proud that you killed them WITH logi support on top of that too..

I don't know whats bad, you or your terrible corp/alliance.

Might rejoin DTAP just to skull**** your mining ass back to station.

fly safe ;)

Hey bring your fat mother too, maybe she could help a bit... Because you stinks.

hejjbazeg

Sebiestor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

Likes received: 22

#16 - 2012-11-16 23:55:36 UTC

Kalel Nimrott wrote:

Eve Protectored Alliance, are they devs or something?

Yep, and we make some billions a day. But eventually we enjoy fooling wannabe pirates as a part time job.

Normally we hire REAL mercs for our dirty job, but that won't be necessary for those bunch of jerks.

Wanna hunt us? Please enter their team, maybe that would add some professionalism to their tunna-headed tactics.

War is an art made up of 50% of intelligence, 49% of patience, and only 1% muscles. A victorious war, obviously...

Ministry of War Amarr Empire 3
Brazilian Devil Ministry of War Amarr Empire Likes received: 3	#17 - 2012-11-17 00:04:31 UTC \| Edited by: Brazilian Devil 1 Hey, where is DOOMDARK? Is he hiding at somebody's mama house in Double Noobs? Isn't he man enough to face the consequences of his filthy mouth? I really need to collect his corpse, because I'm fed up of collecting only buckets of tears. BRING IT ON !!!!!


Brazilian Devil Ministry of War Amarr Empire Likes received: 3	#18 - 2012-11-17 00:16:31 UTC 2 Blackcamper wrote: well if you need at tool to help, to add all your targets have a look here http://www.markedfordeath.dk/ Have a look here: 8=======)-)

The Hole Enlarger Corporation 0
Brazilian Zombie The Hole Enlarger Corporation Likes received: 0	#19 - 2012-11-17 00:26:14 UTC \| Edited by: Brazilian Zombie HEY !! Your whole damn CORP is logged out ? Hiding? COME ON ! Be a man and at least log in the game !! Where's DOOMDARK DREDD and his big mouth? Is he a puppet corp from Double Noobs? Seems to be. We will keep this war until the end of the world pal. THERE's NO SCAPE !!


Starrakatt Empire Assault Corp Dead Terrorists Likes received: 704	#20 - 2012-11-17 00:58:16 UTC Lots of jawing here, where are the log-ins? Join Celtic Anarchy! Sneaky bastard.

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