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Danks
Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds
#41 - 2011-10-03 20:36:04 UTC
Goon antics keep me interested in Eve and make me actually want to log on.
Ammzi
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#42 - 2011-10-03 20:39:03 UTC
Danks wrote:
Goon antics keep me interested in Eve and make me actually want to log on.


Oh dear god.
You're more terrible than the 0.01 market bots in Jita if Goons is the only thing keeping your interest up.

Come on goonies, keep posting your failcascade posts. I want something to read for when I wake up Big smile
buee
New Armitage Company
#43 - 2011-10-03 20:45:57 UTC
Ammzi wrote:
Danks wrote:
Goon antics keep me interested in Eve and make me actually want to log on.


Oh dear god.
You're more terrible than the 0.01 market bots in Jita if Goons is the only thing keeping your interest up.

Come on goonies, keep posting your failcascade posts. I want something to read for when I wake up Big smile


Oh but it's that social aspect of EvE that makes it so great. Trolls, whiners, capain americas, and yes the goons; they're all part of the pudding.... mmmm, delicious pudding. Pudding made from the tears of the innocent....
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#44 - 2011-10-03 20:47:34 UTC
Ptraci wrote:
2011.10.03 14:05:00
[14:13:18] DaiTengu > I am a failure :(
[14:13:45] Omiko Pryde > hi daitengu
[14:14:00] Omiko Pryde > how are you this fine morning
[14:14:06] DaiTengu > hi. tried to kill a mack in ala. failed miserably. *******'s laughing at me in local.
[14:14:19] Omiko Pryde > :(
[14:14:26] DaiTengu > perhaps I should buya mach or tempest to alpha him to death
[14:14:48] DaiTengu > he's got rep support, lat time I scanned his domi it only had 2 neuts in the highs
[14:14:48] bunions1 > I can meet you there and we can double up on him
[14:15:01] DaiTengu > he left the belt
[14:15:04] DaiTengu > why did he leave the belt
[14:15:09] DaiTengu > either way he's not mining now
[14:15:13] DaiTengu > that's a win, right?
[14:15:14] Omiko Pryde > give me a few days after i get these thoraxes built and sold and i will get some tempests made
[14:15:25] Omiko Pryde > it is a win


all I see is "op success".
belts ended up clear did they not? whether you gank the pubbie or scare him away, it doesn't matter.
Danks
Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds
#45 - 2011-10-03 20:48:22 UTC
Ammzi wrote:
Danks wrote:
Goon antics keep me interested in Eve and make me actually want to log on.


Oh dear god.
You're more terrible than the 0.01 market bots in Jita if Goons is the only thing keeping your interest up.

Come on goonies, keep posting your failcascade posts. I want something to read for when I wake up Big smile


Of course I'm terrible, I even put that in my bio a long time ago Cool
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#46 - 2011-10-03 20:51:59 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Ptraci wrote:
2011.10.03 14:05:00
[14:13:18] DaiTengu > I am a failure :(
[14:13:45] Omiko Pryde > hi daitengu
[14:14:00] Omiko Pryde > how are you this fine morning
[14:14:06] DaiTengu > hi. tried to kill a mack in ala. failed miserably. *******'s laughing at me in local.
[14:14:19] Omiko Pryde > :(
[14:14:26] DaiTengu > perhaps I should buya mach or tempest to alpha him to death
[14:14:48] DaiTengu > he's got rep support, lat time I scanned his domi it only had 2 neuts in the highs
[14:14:48] bunions1 > I can meet you there and we can double up on him
[14:15:01] DaiTengu > he left the belt
[14:15:04] DaiTengu > why did he leave the belt
[14:15:09] DaiTengu > either way he's not mining now
[14:15:13] DaiTengu > that's a win, right?
[14:15:14] Omiko Pryde > give me a few days after i get these thoraxes built and sold and i will get some tempests made
[14:15:25] Omiko Pryde > it is a win


all I see is "op success".
belts ended up clear did they not? whether you gank the pubbie or scare him away, it doesn't matter.


Yes, I went and walked my dog while my aggro timer wound down. I was back mining with 5 macks about 15 minutes later. So it's a success in that you are slowing me down. On the other hand, ice can be sold for almost double what it used to go for. So my net income hasn't changed all that much, but now I'm having more fun. OK, call it a success.
Renan Ruivo
Forcas armadas
Brave Collective
#47 - 2011-10-03 21:10:35 UTC
This thread is damp from tears. Whose, doesn't matter... tears are tears.

The world is a community of idiots doing a series of things until it explodes and we all die.
Jita Alt666
#48 - 2011-10-03 21:15:47 UTC
Ptraci wrote:


Yes, I went and walked my dog while my aggro timer wound down. I was back mining with 5 macks about 15 minutes later. So it's a success in that you are slowing me down. On the other hand, ice can be sold for almost double what it used to go for. So my net income hasn't changed all that much, but now I'm having more fun. OK, call it a success.


That is a bad post.
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#49 - 2011-10-03 21:16:35 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
last time I was in ala there were 7 macks who instantly logged out

I will take you up on this offer however when I get home please stay put, I need more kills to catch mittens


Make up a phoon with a cloak and 7 large smartbombs. See where they log out from and move that phoon to within a few k. Cloak. Wait.

(Obviously this only works if you're above -5.0 sec)

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
Generals4
#50 - 2011-10-03 21:17:04 UTC
All i see are tears about tears whining about their tears creating tears. Am i getting it right?

_-Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. _
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#51 - 2011-10-03 21:19:26 UTC
we checked out ala

turns out you're not there

guess that backbone didn't last too long

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#52 - 2011-10-03 21:20:33 UTC
Malcanis wrote:
Weaselior wrote:
last time I was in ala there were 7 macks who instantly logged out

I will take you up on this offer however when I get home please stay put, I need more kills to catch mittens


Make up a phoon with a cloak and 7 large smartbombs. See where they log out from and move that phoon to within a few k. Cloak. Wait.

(Obviously this only works if you're above -5.0 sec)


yeah I considered that, but the thing is any smartbombing alt is going to be -5 after their first successful run so I gotta find someone who can but hasn't

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#53 - 2011-10-03 21:30:11 UTC
Malcanis wrote:
Weaselior wrote:
last time I was in ala there were 7 macks who instantly logged out

I will take you up on this offer however when I get home please stay put, I need more kills to catch mittens


Make up a phoon with a cloak and 7 large smartbombs. See where they log out from and move that phoon to within a few k. Cloak. Wait.

(Obviously this only works if you're above -5.0 sec)


Typhoon, 5000 cap, 8 high slots. Large EMP Smartbombs 200GJ/activation and 250HP damage. x8 means1600 cap for 2k damage, but with a 10 sec cycle time. In the meantime, 6 heavy neuts drain 575 x 6 = 3450 cap every 24 secs. So you are not getting more than 1 round of smart-bombs, maybe 2 depending on skill and fit. Macks have over 4k EHP when not tanked so you need 3 cycles. In the mean time I am remote repping, and concord has shown up thanks for playing. Of course you're free to use T2 or faction stuff. And I'm free to have more than 2 neut battleships/reppers.

No seriously, you need teamwork you can't do it alone. As for where I log off, you can wait outside my POS all night, I'll even leave my accounts online for ya. Of course you could war dec me. No seriously, empire ganking only works on absolute newbs, bots, or if you have huge numbers. The minute the care-bears get organized with a couple basilisks your plan comes to a screeching halt.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#54 - 2011-10-03 21:31:29 UTC
Ptraci is so edgy.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#55 - 2011-10-03 21:32:37 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
we checked out ala

turns out you're not there

guess that backbone didn't last too long


You didn't do a good job, I've been there all afternoon. Of course I'm not sitting there mining in a Mack with a sign saying "come kill me!", but I'm there. Swimma just left the system...
Kengutsi Akira
Doomheim
#56 - 2011-10-03 21:36:31 UTC
greatest thing about this whole thing is being able to get all the goons on the ignore list. Keep posting!

"Is it fair that CCP can get away with..." :: checks ownership on the box ::

Yes
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#57 - 2011-10-03 21:41:31 UTC
Kengutsi Akira wrote:
greatest thing about this whole thing is being able to get all the goons on the ignore list. Keep posting!

This is the third or fourth time you've stated this yet you're still reading all of our posts. You just can't resist that "show post" button can you

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Elise DarkStar
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#58 - 2011-10-03 21:52:04 UTC
It's safe to say that this effort has failed. I will enjoy watching everyone who bought oxy topes at 1k pu selling them off at 200 pu for the next month.

Hohohohohohohoho
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#59 - 2011-10-03 21:56:38 UTC
Elise DarkStar wrote:
It's safe to say that this effort has failed. I will enjoy watching everyone who bought oxy topes at 1k pu selling them off at 200 pu for the next month.

Hohohohohohohoho

Thanks for checking in noted Eve economist, Elise DarkStar.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#60 - 2011-10-03 22:12:56 UTC  |  Edited by: baltec1