These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

EVE General Discussion

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
123Next pageLast page
 

Sweet Goon Tears

First post
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#1 - 2011-10-03 17:54:26 UTC
2011.10.03 14:05:00

Victim: DaiTengu
Corp: GoonWaffe
Alliance: Goonswarm Federation
Faction: Unknown
Destroyed: Brutix
System: Ala
Security: 0.5
Damage Taken: 10974

Involved parties:

Name: CONCORD Police Commander / CONCORD
Damage Done: 10974

Name: Dunbal (laid the final blow)
Security: 5.0
Corp: 3 R Corporation
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Dominix
Weapon: 500W Infectious Power System Malfunction
Damage Done: 0

Destroyed items:

Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M, Qty: 6
Anode Neutron Particle Cannon I, Qty: 2
Medium Hybrid Collision Accelerator I
Stasis Webifier I
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II

Dropped items:

Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M, Qty: 8
Anode Neutron Particle Cannon I, Qty: 5
Target Painter I
Warp Scrambler I
Hammerhead I, Qty: 5 (Drone Bay)
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II, Qty: 4

[14:13:18] DaiTengu > I am a failure :(
[14:13:45] Omiko Pryde > hi daitengu
[14:14:00] Omiko Pryde > how are you this fine morning
[14:14:06] DaiTengu > hi. tried to kill a mack in ala. failed miserably. *******'s laughing at me in local.
[14:14:19] Omiko Pryde > :(
[14:14:26] DaiTengu > perhaps I should buya mach or tempest to alpha him to death
[14:14:48] DaiTengu > he's got rep support, lat time I scanned his domi it only had 2 neuts in the highs
[14:14:48] bunions1 > I can meet you there and we can double up on him
[14:15:01] DaiTengu > he left the belt
[14:15:04] DaiTengu > why did he leave the belt
[14:15:09] DaiTengu > either way he's not mining now
[14:15:13] DaiTengu > that's a win, right?
[14:15:14] Omiko Pryde > give me a few days after i get these thoraxes built and sold and i will get some tempests made
[14:15:25] Omiko Pryde > it is a win

And Charlie Sheen is winning too!

3RCRP 4, Goons 0. Keep bringing those suicide gankers baby!

To my fellow miners: Remote rep ftw. Remember that if they attack your mackinaw unprovoked they get a global criminal flag which means that ANYONE can attack them, neut them, and rep you with no problems. You don't have to be in the same corp, just wait for them to turn red. Yeah it's a pain and the logistics are more complicated, but it can be done.

Oh I know the Goonies are all going to be gunning for me now, I invite you to Ala. C'mon, it's a 0.5. This should be EASY. Please bring expensive ships like Tempests or Typhoons I am fed up of killing battlecruisers. Or on the other hand go back to being nullbears, admit that your campaign is failing before it has even started, and leave the real mining for us filthy pubbies here in High-sec.

Love,


3RCRP
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2011-10-03 18:07:23 UTC
Those aren't tears.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
adopt
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2011-10-03 18:11:10 UTC
Hisec pubbies couldn't tell the difference between a tear and a mission
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#4 - 2011-10-03 18:12:33 UTC
Sorry if my thread fails to deliver as much as your dreaded "Gallente Ice Interdiction". I just dropped off two freighter-loads. The price is nice though, thank you goonies.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#5 - 2011-10-03 18:13:33 UTC
last time I was in ala there were 7 macks who instantly logged out

I will take you up on this offer however when I get home please stay put, I need more kills to catch mittens

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Satav
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2011-10-03 18:23:39 UTC
Ladie Scarlet wrote:
Those aren't tears.


You're right..........

More like emo wrist cuts.
Deryk Kyeld
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2011-10-03 18:24:38 UTC
Pimped out Macks are trolling some would-be suicide gankers.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#8 - 2011-10-03 18:27:07 UTC
Deryk Kyeld wrote:
Pimped out Macks are trolling some would-be suicide gankers.


if by "trolling" you mean most belts are only combat ships and no macks then yes

it's really disappointing when you can't find any macks :smith:

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
o mf g
Doomheim
#9 - 2011-10-03 18:35:19 UTC
Roll trolled like a *****
DaiTengu
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2011-10-03 18:36:07 UTC
Oh cool, a thread about me and how bad I am at Eve online, a terrible internet spaceship game. I approve of this thread and request more of them about the same topic (namely, me).
Leeroy McJenkins
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2011-10-03 18:41:20 UTC
Ptraci wrote:

Oh I know the Goonies are all going to be gunning for me now



Because you are now as relevant as Charlie Sheen.

I Don't play EVE
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2011-10-03 18:43:45 UTC
daitengu you idiot you didn't use drones, they were still in your dronebay

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Zagdul
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2011-10-03 18:57:19 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
daitengu you idiot you didn't use drones, they were still in your dronebay


he doesn't know about the hotkey.

Dual Pane idea: Click!

CCP Please Implement
Trainwreck McGee
Doomheim
#14 - 2011-10-03 18:58:01 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
daitengu you idiot you didn't use drones, they were still in your dronebay


Goon rage at Goon not as Good as Goon tears

1/10

CCP Trainwreck - Weekend Custodial Engineer / CCP Necrogoats foot stool
DaiTengu
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2011-10-03 19:17:42 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
daitengu you idiot you didn't use drones, they were still in your dronebay


Lesson learned. I used drones 30 minutes later to great effect.

I may be bad at this game but at least I don't repeat the same mistakes over and over.
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#16 - 2011-10-03 19:19:55 UTC
What's with all those threads about goons all of a sudden? Since when do they matter?

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
DaiTengu
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2011-10-03 19:24:26 UTC
Oh! I forgot! The OP contracted me back my loot for 50m to taunt me. Unfortunately he is as bad at this game as I am so he put the cost in the description field. Thus I got my stuff back for free.
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#18 - 2011-10-03 19:28:28 UTC
DaiTengu wrote:
Weaselior wrote:
daitengu you idiot you didn't use drones, they were still in your dronebay


Lesson learned. I used drones 30 minutes later to great effect.

I may be bad at this game but at least I don't repeat the same mistakes over and over.


Drones have been tried on me. And disco battleships have been tried on me. Oh I can be killed - everyone can be killed. But you should research your targets before diving right in. Possibly the 100M+ skill point players that have start dates in 2005 are going to take a bit of a team effort to take down, unlike the newbs in Deninard. Look before you leap, sort of thing.

But every ship you send after me is one less ship going after real new players who are losing mack after mack without knowing why. I'll be waiting. I have deep pockets, and baiting you guys is kind of fun.
Scatim Helicon
State War Academy
Caldari State
#19 - 2011-10-03 19:29:30 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
What's with all those threads about goons all of a sudden? Since when do they matter?


Since about late 2006 Cool

Every time you post a WiS thread, Hilmar strangles a kitten.
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#20 - 2011-10-03 19:30:27 UTC
DaiTengu wrote:
Oh! I forgot! The OP contracted me back my loot for 50m to taunt me. Unfortunately he is as bad at this game as I am so he put the cost in the description field. Thus I got my stuff back for free.


I make 60M isk an hour do you really think I care about your loot? I was too busy laughing when I made the contract to pay attention to what I was doing it. You're welcome to it for being a good sport.
123Next pageLast page