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TRAIL OF TEARS CAMPAIGN ...TT

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Rommel Stark
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-11-10 23:32:07 UTC
  • In the beginning...

    • !!!!!CORP THIEF IDENTIFIED!!!!!!
    From: Argo Nalelmir
    Sent: 2012.10.21 18:29
    To: 57th Combat,

    Uberom Stark Rommel Stark Krix Daceius, Has stolen from the HQ Corp. He lifted about 500 Million isk worth of gear and isk. He was not very cleaver with his theft and there is ample proof of his thieft. Be aware he is no longer a member of the 57th. Further I will be adding him to the kill on site list until he returns said moneys to the corp. This means you may kill/pod him any time anywhere regardless of the ROE, highsec lowsec ect.

    He is still in the corp until his corp stasis is over if you need a location for him ask argo, or one of our higher level mission runners we can locate him for hunting parties.

    Argo

  • Remember this mail? Well? Where are those hunting parties at, Argo? **** didn't pan out the way you thought it would? Noticed your whole crew docked up last night. Haha. ***** about to get real.

    • Rommel Stark vs. 57th Alliance

  • Wait a minute.....so is Rommel Stark, one guy?

    • [04:54:44] KimYongJa > So I guess you will report this now... THAT WONT WORK ASS HOLE AND IF IT DOES YOUR GM IS GOING TO BE DEALING WITH A SUIT.

    [05:03:30] KimYongJa > So here is the deal dude... You can PAY US a billion ISK or we will have about ten corps dec you.
    [05:05:12] KimYongJa > So That is the deal dude, pay up or ******* suffer, I dont really care at all.
    [05:05:34] Rommel Stark > how about you log on your main and quit hiding behind a neutral alt like a pussy?
    [18:37:35] KimYongJa > 80 million SP are tied up on that account.
    [18:39:09] KimYongJa > Looks like a ban. No response from CCP and no time frame specified.
    [18:47:05] KimYongJa > Yeah, that is the way it works ... you get rid of the good pilots with petitions and work on the noobs. Well done.
    [18:47:53] KimYongJa > Unlimited isk and all kinds of time while I train this toon up...
    [18:48:07] KimYongJa > You are seriously ******. Have a nice day.
    [18:48:14] Rommel Stark > ! HAHAHAHAHA


  • So wait....is Rommel Stark a....GM? What, who's this? Bomber's bar???

    • [ 2012.10.22 02:45:11 ] Seraph IX Basarab > Hello how are you?
    [ 2012.10.22 02:45:58 ] Rommel Stark > Excellent. Now lets hear your little speech.
    [ 2012.10.22 02:46:08 ] Seraph IX Basarab > I'm going to have a speech?
    [ 2012.10.22 02:49:16 ] Rommel Stark > Do you have any demands, statements, threats? Or do you just want in on the juicy details?
    [ 2012.10.22 02:50:09 ] Seraph IX Basarab > Demands tend to work better after some pressure has been applied. Statements are self serving and pointless. Threats are spasms of anger and i'm not angry. Curiosity would be the biggest motivator so yes, the "juicy" details as you say.
    [ 2012.10.22 02:59:56 ] Seraph IX Basarab > I could never do mining, or ratting. Just bores me. I hate hitting lifeless things.
    [ 2012.10.22 03:00:28 ] Seraph IX Basarab > I wonder if it's some sort of cruel streak that's my motivation to conduct conflicts against "living things." Probably why I never really got the whole zombie genre.
    [ 2012.10.22 03:08:19 ] Seraph IX Basarab > Give the guy his stuff back or the isk equivalent, apologize, and move on.
    [ 2012.10.22 03:30:06 ] Rommel Stark > See ya tomorrow!

    Vengance Inc Comes to Hi Sec
    Podded in Hi Sec? Really?
    Rommel Stark vs. 10 man VENGA fleet

  • "Pressure"? LULZ. Next day in local Seraph is making excuses "prove it prove it!" Whining like a girl while his **** bomber pilots run back to HED-GP. Bomber pvp skills do not translate, friends.

    • Pr'aa > 700 mill on the killboards.
    Pr'aa > would have been more if you decloaked that falcon
    Unit 340 > yep
    Unit 340 > I know
    Pr'aa > you guys are drawing a lot of attention to yourselves.
    Pr'aa > more will come when they see this war report.
    Unit 340 > define "you guys"
    Pr'aa > well, your in the alliance.
    Pr'aa > so their kb is your kb
    Unit 340 > but my kill board is what I care about
    Pr'aa > so you dont even care about the alliance?
    Unit 340 > nope

  • Proof. Bomber pilot in 57th openly admits his self serving interests. NEVER decloaks his Falcon in fleet battles, in which his fleet gets brutalized. But, again.....who the hell is Rommel Stark?

    • [ 2012.10.22 03:26:35 ] Seraph IX Basarab > It's the same group divided through various alts. Listen I don't think you've been doing this as long as you say you have because your homework is very bad.

    Pr'aa > o/
    Fool Nalelmir > so did you boot romel or did you puss out and leav you guys?
    Pr'aa > i can give you the intel, but its going to cost you
    Fool Nalelmir > lol
    Pr'aa > 20 mill and ill tell you what happened between us and Rommel
    Fool Nalelmir > hmmm
    Fool Nalelmir > tempting
    Pr'aa > its a pretty funny story actually.
    Fool Nalelmir > I am torn, pay you for the story or not...
    Fool Nalelmir > ah what the hell. why not 20 mil is chump change...
    Fool Nalelmir > there you go
    Fool Nalelmir > spill it lol
    Pr'aa > Ok, so the funny thing is, IM ROMMEL STARK!!!!!
    Pr'aa > TRAIL OF TEARS CAMPAIGN FOREVERRRRRRRRRRR BAHAHAHAHHAHA
    Fool Nalelmir > lol
    Fool Nalelmir > lmao
    Pr'aa > bahahaha
    Pr'aa > !!!!

  • Are you ready for the next epic chapter of Eve Online? Too many of our brothers have been lost on the trail, in search of those elusive tears. Rommel Stark can bring you to the promised land, my people. I have discovered the Tree of Life and its water source, an infinite amount of tears.

    • Screw your politics. Screw your sovereignty. Screw your blobs. GIVE ME THE TEARS ...TT

    LET US FEAST!!!
    Rommel Stark
    Doomheim
    #2 - 2012-11-10 23:32:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Rommel Stark
    Want to contribute to the TRAIL OF TEARS CAMPAIGN ...TT ??? It's easy. Just follow these steps.

  • Wardec a high sec carebear corp. + Tears if you find one with a combat related name and crush them + Lulz if you manage to steal from them first

  • Ruthlessly hunt and grief your target. You must always engage with lesser numbers. + Tears if you welp their fleet + Lulz if you use frigates

  • Ransom the target for ISK. If they decline to pay, the ransom doubles at the next war dec. If they bring in allies, the ransom doubles as well. + Tears if you collect ransom, and war dec them again. + Lulz if they immediately pay you off

  • Play f*ck f*ck games with Dec Shield as they attempt to intimidate you with their mechanics. Note, Dec Shield does not field any combatants, be careful to learn the war mechanics so you don't get screwed out of ISK. + Tears if you actually kill a member of the Dec Shield alliance. + Lulz if you war dec more targets regardless

  • If they do not pay ransom, your goal is to disband them. Steal their members, use their ISK, throw them away when finished. Ruin their Indy game. Crush them to the point of desecration. + Tears if you steal a member to your cause + Lulz if you actually force them to disband completely


    • Brothers and Sisters, I can bring you to the Tree of Life where the elusive source of inifinte tears exists. You must partake in this journey with me, if you want to feast on the ultimate reward. On the path to enlightenment, we must share with one another our exploits!

    Post your stories filled with tears and lulz, right here in this topic. Please include the total number of tears (maximum of 5) and the total number of lulz (maximum of 5) that your story contains. Refer to the above criteria for what constitutes as tears and lulz.

    Together, we can feast indefinitely....on the TRAIL OF TEARS ...TT
    Imports Plus
    Doomheim
    #3 - 2012-11-10 23:37:23 UTC
    Nodody cares. Moved to C&P in 5,4,3,2..
    Xuixien
    Solar Winds Security Solutions
    #4 - 2012-11-10 23:38:26 UTC
    ! HAHAHAHAHA

    Epic Space Cat, Horsegirl, Philanthropist
    Riot Girl
    You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
    #5 - 2012-11-10 23:51:56 UTC
    Sounds like you're having fun. GG.

    Oh god.
    ISD TYPE40
    Imperial Shipment
    Amarr Empire
    #6 - 2012-11-10 23:53:43 UTC
    Thread moved from GD to C&P - ISD Type40.

    [b]ISD Type40 Lt. Commander Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department[/b]
    Ginger Barbarella
    #7 - 2012-11-11 00:37:58 UTC
    Rommel Stark wrote:
  • In the beginning...

    • !!!!!CORP THIEF IDENTIFIED!!!!!!


    Stopped reading here.

    "Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac
    Tah'ris Khlador
    Space Ghosts.
    Break-A-Wish Foundation
    #8 - 2012-11-11 00:52:05 UTC
    You should probably start taking whatever it is you stopped taking.

    Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
    Kalel Nimrott
    Caldari Provisions
    #9 - 2012-11-11 22:18:04 UTC
    So, I was talking to my brother the other day about the last batman movie. He said that dialogues were cheap. I dont know, I havent seen it yet. But the other two I thought they were great.

    Bob Artis, you will be missed.

    O7
    OMGFRIGATES WARPOUT
    Perkone
    Caldari State
    #10 - 2012-11-12 18:41:06 UTC
    "There once was a man from Nantucket" is the opening line for many limericks about a man with a huge penis.
    Lady Ayeipsia
    BlueWaffe
    #11 - 2012-11-12 19:44:09 UTC
    OMGFRIGATES WARPOUT wrote:
    "There once was a man from Nantucket" is the opening line for many limericks about a man with a huge *****.


    Bucket?
    Metal Icarus
    Star Frontiers
    Brotherhood of Spacers
    #12 - 2012-11-12 20:24:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Metal Icarus
    Why do we always get these "join in on the fun" threads, cant we ever get one with some type of ending?


    All I am seeing here is a prick being a prick to some other prick talking about whose prick is bigger, and then one of the pricks asks the forum to weigh in on the size of their pricks and compare to the original prick.
    Tul Breetai
    Impromptu Asset Requisition
    #13 - 2012-11-12 21:06:39 UTC
    [05:05:34] Rommel Stark > how about you log on your main and quit hiding behind a neutral alt like a *****?

    Bets on which word ***** is? I'm guessing it's *****.

    There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.
    Unsuccessful At Everything
    The Troll Bridge
    #14 - 2012-11-12 21:56:41 UTC
    I read this. I still have no idea what its about.

    Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
    Rezig Huruta
    Republic Military School
    Minmatar Republic
    #15 - 2012-11-12 22:11:59 UTC
    Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
    I read this. I still have no idea what its about.


    This is the same conclusion I came to. Or, to put it "internetly":

    WTF?
    Eggshan Lopan
    WingKong Exchange
    #16 - 2012-11-12 22:41:20 UTC
    Kalel Nimrott wrote:
    So, I was talking to my brother the other day about the last batman movie. He said that dialogues were cheap. I dont know, I havent seen it yet. But the other two I thought they were great.


    INFERIOR to Tim Burton's Batman. Except maybe the last one...anyway, the new Batman is obviously a constipated smoker, and missing the proper jawline.
    Vayeate Marquise
    Doomheim
    #17 - 2012-11-13 16:17:27 UTC
    0/10

    Nobody cares, this isn't impressive you pubbie lord nobody.

    Problem? ~.~
    Kalel Nimrott
    Caldari Provisions
    #18 - 2012-11-13 18:54:28 UTC
    Eggshan Lopan wrote:
    Kalel Nimrott wrote:
    So, I was talking to my brother the other day about the last batman movie. He said that dialogues were cheap. I dont know, I havent seen it yet. But the other two I thought they were great.


    INFERIOR to Tim Burton's Batman. Except maybe the last one...anyway, the new Batman is obviously a constipated smoker, and missing the proper jawline.

    I tend to get violent when people talk about the new Batman like you did. Speacially with The Dark Knight.

    Bob Artis, you will be missed.

    O7
    Unsuccessful At Everything
    The Troll Bridge
    #19 - 2012-11-13 20:17:44 UTC
    Kalel Nimrott wrote:
    Eggshan Lopan wrote:
    Kalel Nimrott wrote:
    So, I was talking to my brother the other day about the last batman movie. He said that dialogues were cheap. I dont know, I havent seen it yet. But the other two I thought they were great.


    INFERIOR to Tim Burton's Batman. Except maybe the last one...anyway, the new Batman is obviously a constipated smoker, and missing the proper jawline.

    I tend to get violent when people talk about the new Batman like you did. Speacially with The Dark Knight.


    I like the part where Batman took that 'S' off his chest and threw it at Loki, trapping him in a special web fluid made by Stark enterprises. Best 10 seconds of Daredevil ever!!!!

    Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
    Kalel Nimrott
    Caldari Provisions
    #20 - 2012-11-14 03:01:19 UTC
    I want your drugs!

    Bob Artis, you will be missed.

    O7
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