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Fatally wound the avatar above you.

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Niyon Miromme
#81 - 2012-12-13 14:56:35 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
I shave off your Goatee and leave a loaded pistol beside your bathroom mirror. Twisted


Find my pet haggis (three legged creature) then command him to eat you

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#82 - 2012-12-13 15:02:07 UTC
Niyon Miromme wrote:
Kirjava wrote:
I shave off your Goatee and leave a loaded pistol beside your bathroom mirror. Twisted


Find my pet haggis (three legged creature) then command him to eat you


I jump to be lower down the hill than the bloody creature and try and tempt it to chase directly towards me.

I also force you to watch a Historian present Braveheart as an accurate portrayal of the wars of independence.

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Niyon Miromme
#83 - 2012-12-13 15:04:13 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
Niyon Miromme wrote:
Kirjava wrote:
I shave off your Goatee and leave a loaded pistol beside your bathroom mirror. Twisted


Find my pet haggis (three legged creature) then command him to eat you


I jump to be lower down the hill than the bloody creature and try and tempt it to chase directly towards me.

I also force you to watch a Historian present Braveheart as an accurate portrayal of the wars of independence.


I watch with rage and find you and give you a glesgae kiss to knock yih oot calh son

[u]Don't hate me for beeing scottish, hate yourself for not beeing scottish[/u]™
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#84 - 2012-12-13 15:06:29 UTC

I send you to Ibrox with a Celtic shirt. Bear

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Niyon Miromme
#85 - 2012-12-13 15:10:59 UTC
Kirjava wrote:

I send you to Ibrox with a Celtic shirt. Bear


Checkmate

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#86 - 2012-12-13 15:20:10 UTC
Niyon Miromme wrote:
Kirjava wrote:

I send you to Ibrox with a Celtic shirt. Bear


Checkmate

And thus ends this Scottish circlejerk Lol
gf

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Niyon Miromme
#87 - 2012-12-13 15:44:28 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
Niyon Miromme wrote:
Kirjava wrote:

I send you to Ibrox with a Celtic shirt. Bear


Checkmate

And thus ends this Scottish circlejerk Lol
gf


Hey i still hinni git mah freein tae join in this wee brawl he'll stot yer head aff a waah and knock yie teeth in sannnnnnnnn.

I absolutely hate typing at that and hate reading it but i find it amusing hope people believe that is there "Qualitiee" of grammer.

[u]Don't hate me for beeing scottish, hate yourself for not beeing scottish[/u]™
Cynthia Gallente
GERAS INDUSTRIES
#88 - 2012-12-13 15:50:48 UTC
With my might Grammar Hammer I gently bash your face in until you are a bloody, properly speak pulp
Niyon Miromme wrote:
Kirjava wrote:
Niyon Miromme wrote:
Kirjava wrote:

I send you to Ibrox with a Celtic shirt. Bear


Checkmate

And thus ends this Scottish circlejerk Lol
gf


Hey i still hinni git mah freein tae join in this wee brawl he'll stot yer head aff a waah and knock yie teeth in sannnnnnnnn.

I absolutely hate typing at that and hate reading it but i find it amusing hope people believe that is there "Qualitiee" of grammer.

Post with your lick™
Niyon Miromme
#89 - 2012-12-13 15:58:50 UTC
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
With my might Grammar Hammer I gently bash your face in until you are a bloody, properly speak pulp
Niyon Miromme wrote:
Kirjava wrote:
Niyon Miromme wrote:
Kirjava wrote:

I send you to Ibrox with a Celtic shirt. Bear


Checkmate

And thus ends this Scottish circlejerk Lol
gf


Hey i still hinni git mah freein tae join in this wee brawl he'll stot yer head aff a waah and knock yie teeth in sannnnnnnnn.

I absolutely hate typing at that and hate reading it but i find it amusing hope people believe that is there "Qualitiee" of grammer.



I slap you in the face and say B***h please

[u]Don't hate me for beeing scottish, hate yourself for not beeing scottish[/u]™
Cynthia Gallente
GERAS INDUSTRIES
#90 - 2012-12-13 16:00:51 UTC
it's fatally wound, not mildly annoy.
*steals your drake and crashes it into your pod*

Post with your lick™
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#91 - 2012-12-13 17:06:48 UTC
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
it's fatally wound, not mildly annoy.
*steals your drake and crashes it into your pod*

Bumping is a mechanic and causes no real damage.

*Ties you to a bed and pours melted popsickles all over your body and then put fire ants on the bed. Locks sound proof room*

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Cynthia Gallente
GERAS INDUSTRIES
#92 - 2012-12-13 17:07:44 UTC
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
it's fatally wound, not mildly annoy.
*steals your drake and crashes it into your pod*

Bumping is a mechanic and causes no real damage.

*Ties you to a bed and pours melted popsickles all over your body and then put fire ants on the bed. Locks sound proof room*

This isn't the "what would you do if you woke up next to" thread . . .

Post with your lick™
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#93 - 2012-12-13 17:32:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Force feeds you a 1 lb. chunk of cheese, followed one hour later by a mixture of kidney beans, refried beans, and boiled cabbage.
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#94 - 2012-12-13 18:26:31 UTC
take this rusty spork to the pancreas! rwar!
Cynthia Gallente
GERAS INDUSTRIES
#95 - 2012-12-13 18:28:05 UTC
*Drops a cow on Eurydia*

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Calico-Jack Daniels
#96 - 2012-12-13 18:28:26 UTC
And take this large polish sausage Cool across your face hiyah!

I go well with Quafe...
Bendonni Narri
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#97 - 2012-12-14 23:08:59 UTC
Calico-Jack Daniels wrote:
And take this large polish sausage Cool across your face hiyah!


*Crashes a titan onto Calico, because in EVE there's no such thing as overkill*

Witty pop culture reference goes here 
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#98 - 2012-12-15 00:04:57 UTC
Magic Missile!
Magic Missile!
Magic Missle! Evil

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Rahamatica Neo'She
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#99 - 2012-12-15 00:43:58 UTC
Reconfig's all three magic missiles to give Kirjava a jumbo sized enema....B)
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#100 - 2012-12-15 07:55:57 UTC
sabotaged the powerplant in your pod capsule so the radiation cooks you like a crock pot.

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