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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#61 - 2012-12-10 03:50:54 UTC
I shoot you in the face! X

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#62 - 2012-12-10 03:54:13 UTC
I drown you in gooseberry jelly!

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Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#63 - 2012-12-10 04:10:06 UTC
(Is it just me or does Surfin like shooting people in the face?)

Drops you in a pool of sulfuric acid with no way out or air pockets.

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#64 - 2012-12-10 04:21:20 UTC
Lugia3 wrote:
(Is it just me or does Surfin like shooting people in the face?)

Drops you in a pool of sulfuric acid with no way out or air pockets.


I haz issues Sad

*Pushes you off boat so the sexual assault fish can do it's thing*

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#65 - 2012-12-10 04:23:53 UTC
Nails Plunder to a tree in the woods and RUNS LIKE HELL.Shocked

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Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#66 - 2012-12-10 05:35:44 UTC
I put you in a latest edition of spy vs. spy, but you are in color, and mostly RED. P

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#67 - 2012-12-10 06:40:20 UTC
Webvan wrote:
I put you in a latest edition of spy vs. spy, but you are in color, and mostly RED. P


Tapes Webvan to chair and forces him to watch BBC Parliment channel.

Thats got to be a hell of a way to go.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#68 - 2012-12-10 07:33:37 UTC
Shows you a kitten that is so cute your head instantly implodes.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#69 - 2012-12-10 07:58:34 UTC
Shows you the above kitten for the same reaction.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#70 - 2012-12-10 09:20:51 UTC
Locks Sam in a room with Alice and Rui.

Death by Snu-Snu!

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#71 - 2012-12-10 09:28:40 UTC
i have that kipper you wanted. Laced with plutonium 210
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#72 - 2012-12-11 10:44:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Arkady Vachon
I inject you with Gallente sound-activated explody juice and put 'Gangnam Style' on the stereo.

(check out http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Anvent_Eturrer for how this nasty stuff works...)

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Cynthia Gallente
GERAS INDUSTRIES
#73 - 2012-12-11 14:34:14 UTC
Being as I am weak of body. . .
I crash my Caldari Shuttle into you, breaking your spine in 3 places....yet you somehow live...

Post with your lick™
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#74 - 2012-12-11 17:54:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Hires Minmatar thugs to make you read every post in General Discussion for the next three days and write a book report.
Uudoo Graeth
Darkstar Squadron
#75 - 2012-12-11 23:02:22 UTC
Hires Cynthia Gallente to tickle you until every muscle in your body constricts into a long lasting cramp..... muahahaha!
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#76 - 2012-12-12 00:27:34 UTC
Force feeds Uudoo Graeth 5 packages of Mentos and 6 liters of Diet Cola and staples his mouth shut.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#77 - 2012-12-12 02:52:01 UTC
Twilight by Stefanie Mires, Chapter one...

"I'd never given much thought to how I would die — though I'd had reason enough in the last few months — but even if I had, I would not have imagined it like this......"

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Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#78 - 2012-12-12 06:07:35 UTC
Both you and that stinking hack job sparklepire book just went into the wood chipper.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#79 - 2012-12-12 14:40:01 UTC
Replaces your Zainou hardwiring implant with a Taylor Swift one. Here's a sample of your 24-hour/day listening pleasure:

Oooh we called it off again last night
But Oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends talk
To my friends talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

Like ever...
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#80 - 2012-12-13 14:55:42 UTC
I shave off your Goatee and leave a loaded pistol beside your bathroom mirror. Twisted

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