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stoicfaux
#21 - 2012-11-12 03:00:06 UTC
Sets your nose hairs on fire and you die of smoke inhalation.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#22 - 2012-11-12 15:18:45 UTC
* Reconfigures pod to substitute slaver hound flatus for oxygen.

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.
stoicfaux
#23 - 2012-11-12 15:24:35 UTC
@Cynter DeVries

Increases the artificial gravity in your pod until your back breaks.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Gibbo5771
AQUILA INC
Verge of Collapse
#24 - 2012-11-12 15:51:07 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
@Cynter DeVries

Increases the artificial gravity in your pod until your back breaks.



Freeze a piece of my own shite and sharpen it to a point, stab you repeatedly in the lungs then make you eat it like a Popsicle.
Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2012-11-12 16:13:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Lugia3
*Straps an atomic bomb to Gibbo*

I'll be seeing you!

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
stoicfaux
#26 - 2012-11-12 16:14:14 UTC
@Gibbo5771

Tells you jokes until you smile. Because I'm pretty sure smiling would kill you.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#27 - 2012-11-12 17:18:10 UTC
Seals you in an airtight barn full of dairy cows, each belching and farting 280 liters of methane per day.
Onyx Nyx
The Veldspar Protectorate
#28 - 2012-11-12 19:22:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Onyx Nyx
Turns you into a young boy, to be thrown in between two catholic priests.

I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies. I maim toddlers and teens and then more.

  • Richard (http://www.lfgcomic.com/)
ISD Cyberdyne
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#29 - 2012-11-12 19:38:33 UTC
Onyx Nyx wrote:
Turns you into a young boy, to be thrown in between two catholic priests.



Firstly, hog tie you and place you in a 3'x6' metal box. Then place two dozen hungry rats in the box with you and seal it shut. Finally, I would hang your box, fairly high, over burning coals, to ensure slow cook. Leave you there till all twenty-five of you stop screaming. Twisted

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Onyx Nyx
The Veldspar Protectorate
#30 - 2012-11-12 19:42:28 UTC
Sends you screaming to mod the World of Warcraft forums.

I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies. I maim toddlers and teens and then more.

  • Richard (http://www.lfgcomic.com/)
Tinja Soikutsu
Perkone
Caldari State
#31 - 2012-11-12 20:26:21 UTC
Onyx Nyx wrote:
Sends you screaming to mod the World of Warcraft forums.

((Pure Fing GOLD!!!))

Locks you in an escape casual and sends you drifting in his personally artillery practice range to dial in that 0.0001% of computer accuracy on his 720mm artillery.

*BOOM!*

Damn, they're still .00001% off.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#32 - 2012-11-12 20:49:21 UTC
Places you on a planet with 10 times the gravity of Earth. And has a very obese woman sit on you.
Lyrrashae
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#33 - 2012-11-12 21:44:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Lyrrashae
/Me giggles madly.

HUMAN BACON TYME NAOW!!

Ni.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#34 - 2012-11-12 23:17:02 UTC
Locks you in a cage with two dozen furious chimpanzees, who have a 5-foot pile of poops to fling.
Bendonni Narri
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#35 - 2012-11-13 09:20:33 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Locks you in a cage with two dozen furious chimpanzees, who have a 5-foot pile of poops to fling.



A drunk ganker warps in Piloting a thrasher. He instapops you then warps off laughing incredibly loud.

(On a side, note, he attempted to "Dock with one of the station's walls)

Witty pop culture reference goes here 
Alec Freeman
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#36 - 2012-11-13 10:00:29 UTC
Bendonni Narri wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Locks you in a cage with two dozen furious chimpanzees, who have a 5-foot pile of poops to fling.



A drunk ganker warps in Piloting a thrasher. He instapops you then warps off laughing incredibly loud.

(On a side, note, he attempted to "Dock with one of the station's walls)


>A wild fleet of Tornado's appear.
>They use "Blap" on your industrial ship, Its super effective.
> You cease to exist
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#37 - 2012-11-13 16:22:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Replaces your pod goo with a toxic mixture of mayonnaise, tequila, and Fanta orange soda.
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#38 - 2012-11-16 17:09:28 UTC
I'M A FIRING MA LAZOR!! Cool

Also surprised noones done the low hanging fruit yet...

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#39 - 2012-11-16 18:22:58 UTC
Hacks your drones, so that they do an elaborate synchronized swimming routine instead of defending your ship.
Borascus
#40 - 2012-11-16 19:04:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Borascus
Borascus: So, until he needs a clone he'll never know about this?

Doctor: No, until he revives in his pod he will have no idea that his medical clone has been downgraded.

*Borascus waits*