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Miners of The Proveldtariat Rejoice!

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Nanatoa
#121 - 2012-11-08 01:09:42 UTC
I haven't been out much lately, but you can list me in your Bumper Tracker with a 10 MN MWD Stabber Fleet Issue (though I'm considering upgrading to a 100 MN MWD).

"Stay the course, we have done this many times before." - (CCP) Hilmar, June 2011

Galaxy Pig
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#122 - 2012-11-08 01:18:16 UTC
Bwahahaha! Miners could never fight back, NOT EVEN IF THEY TRIED! (another thing that would never happen)
They are phytoplankton and will remain such.
Phytoplankton cannot wage war, all they can do is suck up base resources and convert it into nutrients for predators.

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Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#123 - 2012-11-08 01:31:15 UTC
Nanatoa wrote:
I haven't been out much lately, but you can list me in your Bumper Tracker with a 10 MN MWD Stabber Fleet Issue (though I'm considering upgrading to a 100 MN MWD).


My normal Stabber with a 100mn MWD can bump orca's to 1 km/s. Do it!

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#124 - 2012-11-08 01:41:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
The database entry is now correct, I am now listed as a proud supporter and shareholder of the New Order Big smile, all is right with my world now. I simply will not tolerate erroneous data, if it's going to be used it must be correct.

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Crazey Monkey
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#125 - 2012-11-08 01:50:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Crazey Monkey
Shamus O'Reilly wrote:
Arduemont wrote:
Bravo.

Posting in a thread that isn't a whine thread.

Perhaps, after Retribution, you could turn this into a charity. Rich sadistic bastards could put bounties on people using active characters for bumping. Mercs could use the page to know which corps to wardec to get the bounties. Marvellous.


And then said mercs get decshielded mercilessly into an endless annoying pointless war...Roll


Most aggressive corps are already sucked into Dec shield. However I can't see any respectable merc war deccing the bumpers corps due to them being so spread out, just like how nobody can war dec all the miners.

I find it amusing though how miners think mercs will just come alone and solve all their problems though.
Natasha Liao
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#126 - 2012-11-08 02:39:18 UTC
Crazey Monkey wrote:
[I find it amusing though how miners think mercs will just come alone and solve all their problems though.

I can see all the merc types jumping to loose a ship and collect a small percentage of a bounty. Probably worse pay than suicide ganking a mining barge. Oh wait ... should I have not said that out loud?

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Johan Civire
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#127 - 2012-11-08 02:41:32 UTC
Let me grap some popcorn... now where was i....
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#128 - 2012-11-08 02:58:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Natasha Liao wrote:
Crazey Monkey wrote:
[I find it amusing though how miners think mercs will just come alone and solve all their problems though.

I can see all the merc types jumping to loose a ship and collect a small percentage of a bounty. Probably worse pay than suicide ganking a mining barge. Oh wait ... should I have not said that out loud?


Personally I hope that the miners do hire mercs to do their dirty work, if I was in that line of business I would quite happily take their money, then gank them for shiggles, outrage, tears and of course the chance to steal a Suddenly Ninjas catchphrase, oft uttered by the legendary ninja Paul Clavet.

"Suddenly Betrayal"

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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#129 - 2012-11-08 04:20:45 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Natasha Liao wrote:
Crazey Monkey wrote:
[I find it amusing though how miners think mercs will just come alone and solve all their problems though.

I can see all the merc types jumping to loose a ship and collect a small percentage of a bounty. Probably worse pay than suicide ganking a mining barge. Oh wait ... should I have not said that out loud?

Personally I hope that the miners do hire mercs to do their dirty work, if I was in that line of business I would quite happily take their money, then gank them for shiggles, outrage, tears and of course the chance to steal a Suddenly Ninjas catchphrase, oft uttered by the legendary ninja Paul Clavet.

"Suddenly Betrayal"

Ooh, it's almost as if EVE was a harsh cold void, much like space.

Also, it slows you down, again like space ...

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Anuillae Fourneaux
Calydon Inc.
#130 - 2012-11-08 08:53:42 UTC
Crazey Monkey wrote:
I find it amusing though how miners think mercs will just come alone and solve all their problems though.
Did anyone ever say anything about relying on mercenaries? If so, could you please link it, because honestly I must have missed it.

Nanatoa wrote:
I haven't been out much lately, but you can list me in your Bumper Tracker with a 10 MN MWD Stabber Fleet Issue (though I'm considering upgrading to a 100 MN MWD).

Oh, you were on the list, but you got taken down because we didn't think you were much of a threat. Maybe we'll reconsider that stance if we get any more intel.

Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Miners couldnt cooperate enough to save each other from ganking by sharing logis (if they had them...hahahhaha) and ive watched miners let other miners die by heavy assault of rats in noobships because they didnt want to send their drones out to help (also read as 'they were AFK'). What makes nayone think they will cooperate with each other, or even pry their wallets open to shell out a few isk, to retake anything?

Keep thinking that :)

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TheGunslinger42
All Web Investigations
#131 - 2012-11-08 09:13:33 UTC
Still waiting for these mining scum to actually do something against the New Order other than forumpost.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#132 - 2012-11-08 09:22:03 UTC
They made a list Shocked I'm on it so mining santa won't be visiting me this year Cry

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#133 - 2012-11-08 11:17:37 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
They made a list Shocked I'm on it so mining santa won't be visiting me this year Cry


They promised their rebel miners a tracking tool. Instead they got a spreadsheet.

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TheGunslinger42
All Web Investigations
#134 - 2012-11-08 11:19:31 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
They made a list Shocked I'm on it so mining santa won't be visiting me this year Cry


They promised their rebel miners a tracking tool. Instead they got a spreadsheet.


A tracking tool? Do they realise there's a thing called locator agents?
Pyotr Kamarovi
Out Of The Depths Academy
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#135 - 2012-11-08 11:24:09 UTC
Down, you dirty proles! Down!

But seriously - proveldtariat? That's a monstrosity of a creation, couldn't you have just used "proletariat"? I mean, sure, it's less EVE-themed, but at least it's easily pronounced.

My commendation for actually doing something that didn't involve whining to CCP and petitioning bumpers, though.
Nanatoa
#136 - 2012-11-08 11:54:14 UTC
Anuillae Fourneaux wrote:
Nanatoa wrote:
I haven't been out much lately, but you can list me in your Bumper Tracker with a 10 MN MWD Stabber Fleet Issue (though I'm considering upgrading to a 100 MN MWD).

Oh, you were on the list, but you got taken down because we didn't think you were much of a threat. Maybe we'll reconsider that stance if we get any more intel.


Not much of a threat? I am one of the top shareholders (1.337 billion invested) and fly a Stabber Fleet Issue! How much more of threat do you want me to be?!

"Stay the course, we have done this many times before." - (CCP) Hilmar, June 2011

Anuillae Fourneaux
Calydon Inc.
#137 - 2012-11-08 12:44:46 UTC
Nanatoa wrote:
Not much of a threat? I am one of the top shareholders (1.337 billion invested) and fly a Stabber Fleet Issue! How much more of threat do you want me to be?!

*Shrug* What can I say? Compared to prolific and dangerous bumpers such as Kainotomiu Ronuken, Tubrug1 and James 315, we get hardly any intelligence about you.

If you want to be on our super-prestigious list, I'm afraid you'll just have to step up your game a bit.

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Pipa Porto
#138 - 2012-11-08 12:50:55 UTC
Anslo wrote:
You're very anti fun you know that? It's like you came from a...wormhole...a wormhole based black fun sucking hole. Sad


In what way am I anti-fun?

If I were anti-fun, I would point out that people have tried making public lists of suicide gankers, pirates, and other people that bothered them in HS before in an attempt to dissuade them without actually, y'know, doing something about them. It was significantly less effective than literally doing nothing.

Know why? Because the lists either don't affect the people listed or encourage them, depending on how much attention motivates them.


Instead, I simply pointed out that you copied some of your adaptations from the advice of the people you're railing against. By the way, some of your "adaptations" don't work. At all. So I guess not much has changed. Miners still fundamentally don't understand the game they play, and can't even be bothered make the effort to understand it's mechanics.

Furthermore, in what way is your "plan" fun? You're making a list. So far as I can tell, you're not doing anything with it.

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Inquisitor Kitchner
The Executives
#139 - 2012-11-08 12:55:20 UTC
Ghazu wrote:
Some Rando wrote:
Anslo wrote:
http://proveldtariat.wordpress.com/ gives the miners the tools to fight back.

Silly rabbit, miners don't fight back.

THEY ARE MAKING A LIST!



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Inquisitor Kitchner
The Executives
#140 - 2012-11-08 12:56:03 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Undeniable Chuck wrote:
How do I report myself as a bumper on your website?


Just Eve-Mail me your full API key! You won't have to do anything Smile


Never not double post.

Also, best scam ever.

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