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[For Hire] - Cannibal Kane
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VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#101 - 2013-01-04 05:52:56 UTC
Oi Brigade wrote:
Cannibal Kane, the corp I need killed just moved to a WH. They are a bunch of noobs from Scope. The new corp name is Scoped. with a period at the end. Do you go into WH's to kill noobs?


You sound like a sniveling dooshcanoe, what could they have done to you that makes you whine so much on the forums? Please tell us.

Free bump for ZA Cannibal!

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#102 - 2013-01-04 06:41:01 UTC
Hello,

Just for Clarification.

As I stated in my earlier post. I will not be doing anymore Merc work.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#103 - 2013-01-04 06:53:27 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Hello,

Just for Clarification.

As I stated in my earlier post. I will not be doing anymore Merc work.


Might I suggest changing the title of the thread to reflect that you are no longer taking contracts?

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#104 - 2013-03-05 07:12:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Cannibal Kane wrote:
You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother"


I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed.








What I do:


"Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"

I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist

War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)

*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.


*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.

*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me...


Price:


*Can be negotiated.

*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war.



Contact Details:


Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information.



References



Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.

-Arbiter Stukov



He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.

"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"

-cpt Varox



Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.

He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!

-Stellar Artois


Hello Cee and Pee...

I need isk so I am Open again to Terrorize your Targets.

I went away to try the whole corp/alliance thing. It became glaringly obvious I am out of my element with more people. I am back on my own doing what I do best and like best.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
StoneCold
Decadence.
RAZOR Alliance
#105 - 2013-03-05 07:43:59 UTC
Welcome "back", chief.

My true stories
Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#106 - 2013-03-05 12:38:03 UTC
Kane is the sexiest man in Eve.

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#107 - 2013-03-05 15:37:54 UTC
Kane can only fit through C5 wormholes and even then it collapses after he goes through.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#108 - 2013-03-06 08:30:24 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Kane can only fit through C5 wormholes and even then it collapses after he goes through.


LOL

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#109 - 2013-03-07 00:13:26 UTC
And a BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#110 - 2013-03-09 09:13:00 UTC
Bump for yah Bastards

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#111 - 2013-03-10 10:53:47 UTC
And another BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Moo Moocow
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#112 - 2013-03-10 13:14:41 UTC
Great to see Kane back in Business :)
Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#113 - 2013-03-10 17:13:15 UTC
One time Kane tried to blow up my ship. I laughed when I woke up in my new pod, he was so nice giving me something new like that! <3 <3 <3

Leadership is something you learn. Maybe one day, you'll learn that.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#114 - 2013-03-11 12:34:52 UTC
Anya Klibor wrote:
One time Kane tried to blow up my ship. I laughed when I woke up in my new pod, he was so nice giving me something new like that! <3 <3 <3


o/ Thank you

...and a bump from me

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#115 - 2013-03-12 06:05:16 UTC
BUMP


On a side note... I woke up this morning to see somebody conved me called Cannibal kaneJr... That raised my eyebrow.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#116 - 2013-03-12 13:59:27 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
BUMP


On a side note... I woke up this morning to see somebody conved me called Cannibal kaneJr... That raised my eyebrow.



Oh Oh Maybe Drank too much 9 Months ago Blink

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Kane Alvo
Doomheim
#117 - 2013-03-12 15:05:55 UTC
Daddy?

He has your hair. Better call Maury.

Caldari Militia  ☜★☞ Psychotic Monk for CSM8

Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#118 - 2013-03-13 10:54:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
BUMP and a Story


So I see a suspect in a nighthawk on a gate with RVB there. Nobody engages since say what you will unless they are many they are afraid to shoot at anything. Ofcourse I do not have these qualms and climb into that Nighthawk. Taking him down rather quickly.

Suddenly RVB, now boosted by somebody else there decides to engage. i don't mind the killmail whoring to much but as I approach to pickup the well earned loot only to have their little swarm of RVB SCRUBS go in and steal it all. 400mil is not alot of isk but that is 8 wars right there paid for. I did make one promise. fEach person that was on that killmail. Never leave RVB or I will come for you.

Nighthawk:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16773770

Pod:
http://kane.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16774178

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#119 - 2013-03-13 13:19:55 UTC
Loot thieves, boo.
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Never leave RVB or I will come for you.

I shall be looking forward to your completion of that quest! Twisted
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#120 - 2013-03-14 10:23:31 UTC
BUMP and Update


It is now the 14th of the Month. So far it has been good month with regards to kill and Damage done.

Kills: 60
ISK Damage: 6.9 Billion ISK.

Paid Jobs and Ransoms has netted me about 2.5 Billion ISK in 14 days while only spending about 400mil in wars and Fits.

I find myself declaring alot more wars then I am used to due to people leaving corps and just staying logged off. Nevertheless it has never stopped me before.

I got open slots for more work.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk