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Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#81 - 2012-12-25 05:40:02 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother"


I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed.









What I do:


"Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"

I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist

War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)

*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.


*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.

*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me...


Price:


*Can be negotiated.

*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war.



Contact Details:


Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information.



References



Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.

-Arbiter Stukov



He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.

"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"

-cpt Varox



Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.

He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!

-Stellar Artois


BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#82 - 2012-12-28 11:04:27 UTC
And to the TOP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Calico-Jack Daniels
#83 - 2012-12-28 14:25:22 UTC
Bump because this guy never has a hair out of place... never. Pirate

I go well with Quafe...
Lisabet Ikkala
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#84 - 2012-12-30 16:09:57 UTC
Bump because Cannibal Kane is my role model.
ZANE VOIDSTALKER
Space Wizards.
Tactical Narcotics Team
#85 - 2012-12-31 02:54:28 UTC
bump for the man, get some bro
Anya Klibor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#86 - 2012-12-31 06:28:23 UTC
Hi Kane. :3

Leadership is something you learn. Maybe one day, you'll learn that.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#87 - 2012-12-31 20:45:59 UTC
Ladies and Gents,

Before I leave to and consume various types of Adult Beverages to celebrate the start of 2013 I got a couple of words.

First I am going to say Happy New Year and Good luck in your various EVE Careers for 2013.

Thanks to all the support I have received from people, allies and ex war targets alike. It has been awesome.

Staring 2013-01-01 I will cease all Merc services. Me doing Merc work was never intended to be my type of game play but thanks to earlier patches and the massive increase with war cost when the multiplier was added forced me into this type of game play.

With retribution I can return to what I use to do without worrying about the cost and that makes me happy.

What does that mean? More time to actually post some stories in the Pirate Thread. More time to actually start recording and editing of engagements. Unlike others that record HighSec wars these will not be sit at 0 and pressing F1 with 4 or 5 neutral RR support and then pretend it is awesome because they were outnumbered. (Did I just poke somebody there... 50mil to the person that guesses who that somebody is)

So here is seeing the awesome and pretenders of C/P in the new year. Be Safe, wanne see you guys in the new year and in EVE.

o/ Kane

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Oylpann Kumamato
Empty You
#88 - 2013-01-01 01:34:14 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Ladies and Gents,

Before I leave to and consume various types of Adult Beverages to celebrate the start of 2013 I got a couple of words.

First I am going to say Happy New Year and Good luck in your various EVE Careers for 2013.

Thanks to all the support I have received from people, allies and ex war targets alike. It has been awesome.

Staring 2013-01-01 I will cease all Merc services. Me doing Merc work was never intended to be my type of game play but thanks to earlier patches and the massive increase with war cost when the multiplier was added forced me into this type of game play.

With retribution I can return to what I use to do without worrying about the cost and that makes me happy.

What does that mean? More time to actually post some stories in the Pirate Thread. More time to actually start recording and editing of engagements. Unlike others that record HighSec wars these will not be sit at 0 and pressing F1 with 4 or 5 neutral RR support and then pretend it is awesome because they were outnumbered. (Did I just poke somebody there... 50mil to the person that guesses who that somebody is)

So here is seeing the awesome and pretenders of C/P in the new year. Be Safe, wanne see you guys in the new year and in EVE.

o/ Kane




I'll take HolySheet for 50 million Alex....er Kane Blink

Looking forward to more stories in the Pirate thread Sir. Keeps me entertained at work.

Happy New Year!
Zanzbar
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#89 - 2013-01-01 03:48:33 UTC
Why did you change your character portrait, that beautiful hair gone to waste.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#90 - 2013-01-01 07:33:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Oylpann Kumamato wrote:
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Ladies and Gents,

Before I leave to and consume various types of Adult Beverages to celebrate the start of 2013 I got a couple of words.

First I am going to say Happy New Year and Good luck in your various EVE Careers for 2013.

Thanks to all the support I have received from people, allies and ex war targets alike. It has been awesome.

Staring 2013-01-01 I will cease all Merc services. Me doing Merc work was never intended to be my type of game play but thanks to earlier patches and the massive increase with war cost when the multiplier was added forced me into this type of game play.

With retribution I can return to what I use to do without worrying about the cost and that makes me happy.

What does that mean? More time to actually post some stories in the Pirate Thread. More time to actually start recording and editing of engagements. Unlike others that record HighSec wars these will not be sit at 0 and pressing F1 with 4 or 5 neutral RR support and then pretend it is awesome because they were outnumbered. (Did I just poke somebody there... 50mil to the person that guesses who that somebody is)

So here is seeing the awesome and pretenders of C/P in the new year. Be Safe, wanne see you guys in the new year and in EVE.

o/ Kane




I'll take HolySheet for 50 million Alex....er Kane Blink

Looking forward to more stories in the Pirate thread Sir. Keeps me entertained at work.

Happy New Year!


Nope it's not them. Hint... it was a recent alteration in another thread and I just happen to click on a link in their signature that takes you to their video posted in My EVE. Very well put together but I think the creator and I might differ on if it actually is skill to bring ever more RR into place to keep you alive while while you pound the F1-F9 keys sitting at 0 to the undock not moving to kill ships.

And due to the mails I have received about my Hair, I have kept the robe but removed hood.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Da Grim Reaper
Doomheim
#91 - 2013-01-02 20:32:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Da Grim Reaper
Rebirth.

If I am right, don't pay me. I have to post with my alt until someone wins the contest as first person to place a bounty on my main.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#92 - 2013-01-02 20:43:02 UTC
He is in that corp/alliance yes.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Kimo Khan
Rage Against All Reds
GunFam
#93 - 2013-01-02 20:54:43 UTC
NightmareX
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#94 - 2013-01-02 21:24:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Kimo Khan wrote:
NightmareX


50mil send

I do expect some sort of retort for saying that. But then.. who really cares.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Ginger Barbarella
#95 - 2013-01-02 21:34:42 UTC
He kicked my neighbor's dog and dropped a sack of poop on his doorstep.

I wholly endorse this guy.

"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac
Kimo Khan
Rage Against All Reds
GunFam
#96 - 2013-01-02 21:37:15 UTC
A man of his word, 50mil received.

On a side note, I do expect my ransom to be higher if you catch me in lowsec.
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#97 - 2013-01-03 00:10:06 UTC
I saw him fight by the monument in Jita.
He flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing.
His hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach.
It was truly majestic.
And while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.
Because I am like that.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#98 - 2013-01-03 06:04:35 UTC
NEONOVUS wrote:
I saw him fight by the monument in Jita.
He flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing.
His hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach.
It was truly majestic.
And while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.
Because I am like that.


That was very Erotic.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Scaramanga Erquilenne
#99 - 2013-01-03 10:42:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Scaramanga Erquilenne
Cannibal Kane wrote:
NEONOVUS wrote:
I saw him fight by the monument in Jita.
He flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing.
His hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach.
It was truly majestic.
And while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.
Because I am like that.


That was very Erotic.



Fifiy shades of Cannibal Kane

Can i buy shares in that space novel ? it sounds like a winner to me Smile
You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist 
Oi Brigade
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#100 - 2013-01-04 04:42:57 UTC
Cannibal Kane, the corp I need killed just moved to a WH. They are a bunch of noobs from Scope. The new corp name is Scoped. with a period at the end. Do you go into WH's to kill noobs?