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[For Hire] - Cannibal Kane
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Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#21 - 2012-11-03 16:33:54 UTC
And a BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2012-11-04 17:21:28 UTC
I'll give ya a free bump, but in return I get to make a crack about your hair:

Just curious though, did you spill some of the bleach into your eyes?

But seriously, I'd definitely hire this man. He doesn't just **** your victims, he does it in style.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2012-11-05 11:56:15 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother"


I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed.






What I do:


"Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"

I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist

War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)

*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.


*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.

*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me...


Price:


*Can be negotiated.

*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war.



Contact Details:


Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information.



References



Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.

-Arbiter Stukov



He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.

"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"

-cpt Varox



Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.

He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!

-Stellar Artois


BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Oi Brigade
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2012-11-05 19:37:05 UTC
Can I hire you to be my friend. I get really lonely in Gallente space, really lonely....
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#25 - 2012-11-07 10:46:01 UTC
Up up and away... for a BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#26 - 2012-11-08 13:31:51 UTC
BUMP


"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#27 - 2012-11-11 00:46:08 UTC
To the TOP...

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#28 - 2012-11-14 18:01:32 UTC
And we have another BUMP damn you...

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
MinefieldS
1 Sick Duck Standss on something
#29 - 2012-11-16 04:43:06 UTC
I got a few frozen corpses here and there, if you're looking for some supplies. One is sort of fresh, only 2 weeks old, the rest should be ok if you use a lot of ketchup.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#30 - 2012-11-16 08:15:00 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother"


I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed.






What I do:


"Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"

I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist

War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)

*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.


*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.

*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me...


Price:


*Can be negotiated.

*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war.



Contact Details:


Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information.



References



Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.

-Arbiter Stukov



He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.

"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"

-cpt Varox



Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.

He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!

-Stellar Artois


BUMP

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Kamenev Drang
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2012-11-16 08:32:52 UTC
Well this is proving popular.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#32 - 2012-11-16 08:58:27 UTC
Sarci?

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
MinefieldS
1 Sick Duck Standss on something
#33 - 2012-11-17 03:04:41 UTC
So do you want those corpses or you're not hungry?
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2012-11-19 13:37:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
I love Corpses... You are more then welcome to send them through.

UPDATE and BUMP

So far we have done almost 2 Bil damage to the alliance and 5 to the Corp. Our contact that hired is happy since the corp has just about lost all their members so we will not continue for another week. Against the alliance it was also only for a week.

After receiving numerous convo's and people trying to make me angry I decided to continue the war against the HARD Alliance. I don't get angry... ever. I just smile and pay the war bill.


EDIT: Corp Killboard Added as well.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Evolution1979
Hull Down Inc.
#35 - 2012-11-21 20:44:31 UTC
You have wardecced us?
We will annihilate you and your evil hair!!! (wich i am secretly jealous of obviously) Shocked
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#36 - 2012-11-21 22:14:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Evolution1979 wrote:
You have wardecced us?
We will annihilate you and your evil hair!!! (wich i am secretly jealous of obviously) Shocked



Good Day,

Thank for the Compliment o/

...but please keep your threats out of my thread. Your more than welcome to send them to me via EVEmail. From there I will test my new Razer keyboards Delete key.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Zenethalos
Doomheim
#37 - 2012-11-21 23:32:59 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Evolution1979 wrote:
You have wardecced us?
We will annihilate you and your evil hair!!! (wich i am secretly jealous of obviously) Shocked


... From there I will test my new Razer keyboards Delete key.


Bump for awesome retort.
Evolution1979
Hull Down Inc.
#38 - 2012-11-22 15:00:07 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Evolution1979 wrote:
You have wardecced us?
We will annihilate you and your evil hair!!! (wich i am secretly jealous of obviously) Shocked



Good Day,

Thank for the Compliment o/

...but please keep your threats out of my thread. Your more than welcome to send them to me via EVEmail. From there I will test my new Razer keyboards Delete key.


Affirmative, will not polute your thread!
Then again, i have to ask, what are people supposed to post in your thread?
Also: can i hire you to wardec the people who hired you to wardec us? Cool
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#39 - 2012-11-23 07:51:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Evolution1979 wrote:
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Evolution1979 wrote:
You have wardecced us?
We will annihilate you and your evil hair!!! (wich i am secretly jealous of obviously) Shocked



Good Day,

Thank for the Compliment o/

...but please keep your threats out of my thread. Your more than welcome to send them to me via EVEmail. From there I will test my new Razer keyboards Delete key.


Affirmative, will not polute your thread!
Then again, i have to ask, what are people supposed to post in your thread?
Also: can i hire you to wardec the people who hired you to wardec us? Cool


Hello,

Thank You and yes you can Hire me for a Counter DEC once I am done.

For the most part this thread is for me... Selling myself. And the random Shower High fives and ass slapping scenes you would imagine seeing in a movie like TopGun.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2012-11-25 12:34:25 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
You may know from my roles in "The Man with the Golden Hair Dryer" and "How I Griefed your Mother"


I am here to offer my services, not as a Corp but as Myself. Why? I love working on my own moving where I am needed.









What I do:


"Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guerrilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"

I am not a Pirate, I am a Terrorist

War Decs (HI-Sec)
Terrorize Targets
Assisting with Wars (Ally)

*Alts need not bother. I will not do work or accept a Job from somebody using an Alt. Alt's may convo me but once the work starts it is your main or you can look for somebody else.


*There will be a fee for becoming an Ally. it is important to take into consideration that you get what you pay for. Most corp using the Ally System sit in Trade hubs hoping to see a target. I will go after your aggressors.

*We will not join the Merc channel as Merc Contacts, this is a personal preference since I know the corps that are listed there and most of them are no more trustworthy than any other corp not listed. I believe reputation should determine if your trustworthy or not, and not just being part of a channel. Also I think Kromius hates me...


Price:


*Can be negotiated.

*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war.



Contact Details:


Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information.



References



Kane respond very fast, in a very professional manner and handle things above and beyond what we expected. I highly recommend these guys to anyone who's new to the game and getting bashed. They even helped provide knowledge on gameplay and gave us insight into some fitting suggestions and strategy. They're really classy guys.

-Arbiter Stukov



He was so effective that targets run away like headless chickens straight into our hands. Very professional and fun attitude. Good communication. Will definitely use again.

"Much fun was had by all, cept the targets.. they were terrorized"

-cpt Varox



Kane accepted our contract and went to work immediately. He is easy to reach, and readily communicates his progress in a manner befitting a true professional. We found his rates to be quite reasonable.

He's not only the captain of a starship. He's captain of my heart!

-Stellar Artois

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk