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Eve online "Your mom Jokes"

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Touval Lysander
Zero Wine
#141 - 2012-10-26 21:57:43 UTC
Yo momma so fat that when she moved, E=MC2 was deemed inconclusive.

"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
Kobal81
Domheimed
#142 - 2012-10-26 22:08:04 UTC
Yo momma so fat she is inval to Doomsdays.

Yo momma so dumb she asked a goon for a cyno

Yo momma so fat Jump Drive V isn't enough

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit"
octahexx Charante
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#143 - 2012-10-26 22:16:04 UTC
yo mama is so fat that when she does 1vs1 pvp its called blobbing.Big smile
Darrian Sertan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#144 - 2012-10-26 22:21:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Darrian Sertan
Yo momma so fat, ccp can't figure out how to nerf her.

Yo momma so fat she has to blob to cloak.

Yo momma so fat she has to pay a toll at jump bridges and gates.
Jenny Onzo
Outer Rim trading company
#145 - 2012-10-27 00:59:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Jenny Onzo
Yo mama so fat, whenever she logs in Tidi hits 10%