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The Troll Bridge 23,523
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge Likes received: 23,523	#121 - 2012-10-26 16:26:56 UTC \| Edited by: ISD Suvetar Edit: Snipped, that's just a bit across the line there ... - ISD Suvetar *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*


Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge Likes received: 23,523	#122 - 2012-10-26 16:46:24 UTC Yo Momma is so fat she needs a jump bridge network to put her belt on. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*

Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation 237
Tali Ambraelle Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation Likes received: 237	#123 - 2012-10-26 16:47:25 UTC Yo mamma's so fat she IS the New Eden cluster (ew).

Piugattuk

Litla Sundlaugin

Likes received: 654

#124 - 2012-10-26 16:47:35 UTC | Edited by: Piugattuk

Your momma is such a sleaze her docking port accommodates Titans.
your momma's thingy is so big your daddy got lost in her C6 WH.
Your momma's so fat I mistaked her for a gas giant planet and tried to PI her.
Your momma's so ugly the Moa wouldnt date her.
Your momma's face is so offensive that even Dec Shield wouldn't help her cause they want it dead too.
Your momma's so fat I got Concorded for shooting her house...a storage silo.
Your momma's so fat CCP is giving container building up to capsuleers in the hope they can build enough of them to build her house.
Your mama is so fat that everybody thought CCP nerfed the obelisk.
your mama so fat the dev's are adding a patch so we can zoom out more to see more than her face.

Perkone Caldari State 2
Akila Dhun Perkone Caldari State Likes received: 2	#125 - 2012-10-26 17:09:55 UTC Yo momma's so fat and disgusting she has 1000000000000 ehp and her fart does 10000000000 dps


Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge Likes received: 23,523	#126 - 2012-10-26 17:12:43 UTC Yo momma is so ugly, even the sansha didnt want to abduct her... *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*

No Regard. 217
ian papabear No Regard. Likes received: 217	#127 - 2012-10-26 17:25:38 UTC your mam so fat she is the only sub cap that can't dock in station .

Aliastra Gallente Federation 465
Gillia Winddancer Aliastra Gallente Federation Likes received: 465	#128 - 2012-10-26 17:58:05 UTC Yo mama is so fat that you need a swarm of Domi's to get her pregnant.

Ice Fire Warriors 11,726
ShahFluffers Ice Fire Warriors Likes received: 11,726	#129 - 2012-10-26 19:12:29 UTC 2 Yo momma so NASTY... that her herpes comes back as quickly as Kruul! How did you Veterans start?


ShahFluffers Ice Fire Warriors Likes received: 11,726	#130 - 2012-10-26 19:14:31 UTC \| Edited by: ShahFluffers 1 Yo momma so EASY... that she made kidnapping the Damsel in Distress seem hard! How did you Veterans start?


ShahFluffers Ice Fire Warriors Likes received: 11,726	#131 - 2012-10-26 19:15:58 UTC \| Edited by: ShahFluffers 1 Yo momma so STUPID... that even CCP's logs don't show HER! How did you Veterans start?

ISD Community Communications Liaisons ISD Alliance 7,710
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode ISD Community Communications Liaisons ISD Alliance Likes received: 7,710	#132 - 2012-10-26 19:22:21 UTC 3 Yo mama is so loud, it takes a full fleet of scorpions to jam her. ISD Dorrim Barstorlode Senior Lead Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department

Binaerie Heavy Industries 137
Clystan Binaerie Heavy Industries Likes received: 137	#133 - 2012-10-26 19:48:03 UTC Yo momma so fat she go wub wub when she warp.

Blood Fanatics 904
Tarvos Telesto Blood Fanatics Likes received: 904	#134 - 2012-10-26 19:52:40 UTC \| Edited by: Tarvos Telesto 1 I saw big asteroid, oh wait, your momma. I saw your mom near gate, she blow ibis while kamikaze atempt and concord arested your mom. EvE isn't game, its style of living.


Clystan Binaerie Heavy Industries Likes received: 137	#135 - 2012-10-26 20:02:05 UTC Yo momma so fat when she files a petition it don't fit in the slot.

MEME Thoughts 1,005
KIller Wabbit MEME Thoughts Likes received: 1,005	#136 - 2012-10-26 20:11:35 UTC 1 Be sure to flash back to this thread after your momma dies.

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Trin Xi Likes received: 624	#137 - 2012-10-26 21:12:05 UTC Just as I was about to "gain knowledge" of yo momma last night, she yelled out "Docking request accepted!" You know we call yo momma "Momma Kayzum" cuz' she's the size of battleship, growls a lot, and is surrounded by flying parasites the size of cruisers. Post with someone else's main™.

Viziam Amarr Empire 11,532
James Amril-Kesh Viziam Amarr Empire Likes received: 11,532	#138 - 2012-10-26 21:25:34 UTC 1 Your momma's so fat, whenever she's in system ships get +100% max velocity and +100% agility. Enjoying the rain today? ;)

Zero Wine 609
Touval Lysander Zero Wine Likes received: 609	#139 - 2012-10-26 21:42:52 UTC Colonel Xaven wrote: Your mom is so fat, we call her Jita 4-4. ...and undocking is a torrid affair requiring the full services of a labor ward. ...and the odd shaped babies that are extruded are whisked away rather quickly. "I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."

Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic 439
Ersahi Kir Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 439	#140 - 2012-10-26 21:45:50 UTC I would talk trash behind your moms back but my jump freighter only has half a tank of fuel.