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Eve online "Your mom Jokes"

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Heimdallofasgard
Ministry of Furious Retribution
Fraternity.
#101 - 2012-10-26 11:40:31 UTC
Your momma's so fat, the bhaalgorn used to be an armageddon till it was her time of the month.
Jose Black
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#102 - 2012-10-26 11:48:08 UTC
Your momma's so fat her vacation plans double jump fuel prices.
Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#103 - 2012-10-26 11:54:16 UTC
Your mumma is so blonde she's still waiting me to double her isk.

brb
Tali Ambraelle
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#104 - 2012-10-26 12:14:44 UTC
CCP Eterne wrote:
Yo momma's so fat, stations dock at her.
Yo momma's so fat, she bridges titans.


It begins...
Totalrx
NA No Assholes
#105 - 2012-10-26 12:30:02 UTC
Your momma's so fat, she fell into a wormhole and broke it
Tali Ambraelle
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#106 - 2012-10-26 13:33:09 UTC
Yo mamma's so fat, the Goons couldn't interdict her.
Warde Guildencrantz
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#107 - 2012-10-26 13:36:58 UTC
CCP Eterne wrote:
Yo momma's so fat, stations dock at her.
Yo momma's so fat, she bridges titans.


Yo momma's so fat she bumps POSes
Yo momma's so fat she's got a custom's office orbiting her
Yo momma's so ugly the dominix sees her and is like daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
Yo momma's so fat her blaster boat don't need an MWD because of her gravitational pull
Yo momma so dumb she cynos jump freighters off station
Yo momma so dumb she needs +5s just for basic math
Yo momma's so ugly she flies a moa
Yo momma's so ugly she put in her bio "give me 5mil and i will change my avatar to not show my face" and makes billions
Yo momma's so ugly no one gets excited when she comes on coms
Yo momma's so fat scan recognizes her as a singularity

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Arydanika
The Order of Thelemic Ascension
The Invited
#108 - 2012-10-26 13:52:12 UTC
Yo momma so fat and promiscuous people will form up around her and wait for hours to get a chance to jump in and get some action.

Yo momma so stupid she thought the Pax Amarria was a con in the Amarr system.

Yo momma so fat they have to use a capital tractor beam when her pod needs a station tow.





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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#109 - 2012-10-26 14:07:43 UTC
I don't know your mother, but I guess she is a nice enough person.
But she shouldn't allow you to spend so much time on the internets...

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Rordan D'Kherr
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#110 - 2012-10-26 14:24:54 UTC
Your mom is so fat, everyone re-sells her instantly again as [multiple items] in Jita local.

Don't be scared, because being afk is not a crime.
Djana Libra
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#111 - 2012-10-26 14:27:08 UTC
Yo momma is so fat she got stuck in space
Dersen Lowery
The Scope
#112 - 2012-10-26 14:43:51 UTC
Obligatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImhN6-9KLTY

Your momma is so fat, she kicks Space Dilation up to 90%.

The Amarr Empire nearly went broke trying to design and build the Yo Momma Maintenance Array.

Your momma's so fat, she docked in Jita and the node crashed.

Your momma's so fat, she has to overheat her MWD to get out of bed.

Proud founder and member of the Belligerent Desirables.

I voted in CSM X!
Fish Alabel
A Big Enough Lever
#113 - 2012-10-26 15:04:32 UTC
Yo momma is so fat, because of falcon
Dragon Outlaw
Rogue Fleet
#114 - 2012-10-26 15:07:59 UTC
Your mom is so horny, not even a blob of Goons and Test combine can satisfy her.

Your mom smells so bad that the fumes she generates can tank a 1000 Supers.
Kopfy
#115 - 2012-10-26 15:11:36 UTC
You mom is so fat, when she undock scientists were finally able to measure the volume of space, 1 YM.
I Love Lesbians
Doomheim
#116 - 2012-10-26 15:22:01 UTC
Yo momma is so fat that when she fell out of bed all the hamster wheels fell over and the servers died!!!
Gillia Winddancer
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#117 - 2012-10-26 15:26:51 UTC
Yo momma is so fat that she's the reason why asteroid belts respawn every day. The downtime is merely to give her some privacy.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#118 - 2012-10-26 15:29:37 UTC
You momma is so fat you can fly a thorax up her ass and she would not feel it.


Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Rumthorp
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#119 - 2012-10-26 15:52:49 UTC
yo mama's so fat that she got type 2 adult onset diabetus. Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley...
ctx2007
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#120 - 2012-10-26 16:24:46 UTC
your mommas so ugly she has to live on the dark side of the moon.

You only realise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead.