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Eve online "Your mom Jokes"

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Nylith Empyreal
Sutar Rein
#41 - 2012-10-25 22:02:14 UTC
Your momma is so fat that when she first undocked new eden turned into a spiral galaxy with her at it's center.

Who's the more foolish the fool or the fool who replies to him?
Kobal81
Domheimed
#42 - 2012-10-25 22:06:00 UTC
Yo momma so fat she collasped the EVE Gate.

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit"
Arcaus Rotrau Romali
Empyrean Enterprise Conglomerate
#43 - 2012-10-25 22:08:30 UTC
Your momma's so fat even The Wis couldn't make her pop.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#44 - 2012-10-25 22:12:24 UTC
You momma so fat, when james315 bumps her, HE goes flying.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Christopher AET
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2012-10-25 22:17:33 UTC
Yo momma so stupid she is still waiting for me to send back double her isk.

I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#46 - 2012-10-25 22:23:57 UTC
Yo momma is so skanky, one cough from her panty regions killed the jovians.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#47 - 2012-10-25 22:33:30 UTC
Yo momma so MEAN... that when the Mittani met her, he threatened to kill himself.

... too soon?

How did you Veterans start?
Borascus
#48 - 2012-10-25 22:39:32 UTC
Yo momma so fat it takes 10 Rorquals in Industrial Reconfig to clone her.
Generals4
#49 - 2012-10-25 22:42:30 UTC
Yo momma is so poor she thinks mining is actually a good source of income

_-Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. _
Borascus
#50 - 2012-10-25 22:54:58 UTC
Yo momma's so lazy shes already at tech 5.

Yo momma's so fat , if she was tech 3 she'd have holes for 20 subsystems, and new rollable hull technology.
Generals4
#51 - 2012-10-25 23:17:29 UTC
Yo momma's so fat she can't even get into unrestricted plex's

_-Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. _
stoicfaux
#52 - 2012-10-25 23:24:46 UTC
Yo momma's so fat that you need Gallente Industrial V to ride that ride, if you know what I mean. On the plus side, Iteron Vs are cheaper than flowers.




Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
stoicfaux
#53 - 2012-10-25 23:26:35 UTC
Yo momma's so fat (and promiscuous,) that the new "warping through planets" graphics effect was inspired by her.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
#54 - 2012-10-25 23:48:40 UTC
Yo momma's so fat, 1600mm RTPs speed her up.

Yo momma's so ugly, she wasn't even allowed into a Jovian Beauty Contest.

Yo momma's so stupid she clone jumped from Amarr to Sarum Prime. Twice.

Star Jump Drive A new way to traverse the galaxy.

I invented Tiericide
Bienator II
madmen of the skies
#55 - 2012-10-25 23:56:06 UTC
Yo momma is so fat she can contest all FW plexes in a system AT ONCE

how to fix eve: 1) remove ECM 2) rename dampeners to ECM 3) add new anti-drone ewar for caldari 4) give offgrid boosters ongrid combat value
Ocih
Space Mermaids
#56 - 2012-10-26 00:01:58 UTC
Yo mamma is so stupid she sold her POS to buy POS fuel.
Clystan
Binaerie Heavy Industries
#57 - 2012-10-26 00:16:43 UTC
Yo momma so fat she she wear cargo expanders for drawers.
Yo momma so fat she has to warp to wipe.
Yo momma so fat she has a customs office for her ass.
Kathen Darkmoore
Brutor Tribe
#58 - 2012-10-26 00:18:23 UTC
Yo mamma's so fat she don't align to celestial's, they align to her
ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#59 - 2012-10-26 00:20:29 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Suvetar
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Yo mama so fat, she causes weather conditions in wormhole space.


Your mama's so fat - she can't get into a wormhole!

Your mothers so fat, she's a mothership Shocked

Your momma's so fat, when she gets podded they can only reactivate one eigth of her clone.

[b]ISD Suvetar Captain/Commando Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department[/b]
Clystan
Binaerie Heavy Industries
#60 - 2012-10-26 00:25:56 UTC
Yo momma so fat she got extractor heads in her beard.