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Eve online "Your mom Jokes"

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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#21 - 2012-10-25 09:31:53 UTC
Your momma's so fat, that ASBs are actually her fat being excreted by the ship rendering all incoming damage obsolete.

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Generals4
#22 - 2012-10-25 09:34:42 UTC
Your momma's so fat she's the deadliest orbital bombing weapon

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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#23 - 2012-10-25 09:36:50 UTC
Your momma's so fat she forms a gravity drive, whenever she thinks about going on a diet.

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Garia666
CyberShield Inc
HYDRA RELOADED
#24 - 2012-10-25 09:53:48 UTC
Your momma is so fat she clogged a black hole.
Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
#25 - 2012-10-25 10:05:01 UTC
Yo momma's so fat, half the playerbase still hasn't figured out why they can't find a Customs Office orbiting her.

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Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2012-10-25 10:11:08 UTC
Your Momma's so fat, even scotty is still waiting for her session change
Dilligafmofo
3WAYFOUNDATIONS
New Miner's Union
#27 - 2012-10-25 10:17:28 UTC
I'm so fat cuz yo Momma gave me a cookie each time I docked my rifter inside her station back door
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Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2012-10-25 20:30:47 UTC
Your momma is so slow she moves like a freighter aligning

You only realise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead.
Kilastria Mog'oran
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#29 - 2012-10-25 20:35:48 UTC
Yo momma's so fat she can only warp to 1,000
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Akila Dhun
Perkone
Caldari State
#30 - 2012-10-25 20:38:10 UTC
yo mamma's so ugly.. she is considered a doomsday device.
Nylith Empyreal
Sutar Rein
#31 - 2012-10-25 21:20:59 UTC
Your Momma's so fat that when she docks, the station caps out.


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Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#32 - 2012-10-25 21:23:52 UTC
Your mommas so fat her butt hole IS the EVE gate...

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Metal Icarus
Star Frontiers
Brotherhood of Spacers
#33 - 2012-10-25 21:25:18 UTC
Yo momma so fat, she uses 2 gallente nullsec outposts as sextoys for FULL DP!!
Arduemont
Rotten Legion
#34 - 2012-10-25 21:29:20 UTC
Yo mama is so massive she has her own event horizon.

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Nostradamouse Riraille
S.M.U.G.G.L.E.
#35 - 2012-10-25 21:30:15 UTC
Yo mamma so fat that when she enters a system, all wormholes collapse.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#36 - 2012-10-25 21:31:14 UTC
Yo momma has so many “gentleman friends”, she lives in constant 10% TiDi.
Alpheias
Tactical Farmers.
Pandemic Horde
#37 - 2012-10-25 21:38:49 UTC
Yo momma so fat that the Avatar was made for just her.

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Yuri Wayfare
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
#38 - 2012-10-25 21:48:37 UTC
Yo mamma so easy, she'll still die to canflippers in Crimewatch 2.0.

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Abdiel Kavash
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#39 - 2012-10-25 21:56:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Abdiel Kavash
I think your mom left one of her "toys" in orbit of one of our planets.

Your momma is so fat she constantly causes TiDi in every system she is in.

Your momma is so fat she can't dock. In a CSMA.
Kilastria Mog'oran
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2012-10-25 21:57:40 UTC
Yo mamma's so dumb she sent 800 million to Boom Boom Longtime and has been waiting 3 hours for her pod to show up.
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