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How are new players dooing? ( A '' I have won EvE '' retought )

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Agent Titsaria
EVE Corporation 98582134
#1 - 2012-10-23 17:28:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Agent Titsaria
My name is obvious but my real close buddies call me **** for short. Hello there Big smile Oh, and I am a goon.


I am interested about the state of affairs concerning new players and how is EvE treating them. But mostly I am here with

the clear intention of gloating about my success in isk making in EvE and maybe give those ragged new players a clue about

what it takes to have a care (plex) free life.


I have 8 accounts dedicated to isk printing atm (will upgrade to 10-15 in a week or two). 1 account is a perfect Jf/orca

booster. 4 accounts are mining ice/ore in a deserted 0.5 system (they are also very good inventors/researchers/builders with

all slots running 24/7 mostly - mostly 425's while in the mining area). Other 3 accounts are 3 mission guys - 1 very good in

missile dps - 1 perfect drone and remote shield - 1 in a perfect noctis.All 3 agent runners have theyr Lp/isk payout skills

maxed. I plan to add 4-6 more miners (and one hauling orca) to this setup.


I own more accounts but listed above is just my high sec setup. I am based many jumps from jita but I do 1or sometimes 2 jf

jump full of 425's each 2-3 months some jumps from jita/fw selected hubs/null selected hubs and setup 30 day jobs, the bulk

resulting goods being sold in about 16 hours in Jita and a fair part sold in selected FW hubs and null (mostly rigs, t2 ammo and

mods - I don't bother with hulls outside of jita ). All trade is high sec is run by close to perfect standing and perfect relevant

trade skills pilots. If pvp pilots keep me focused on them I switch roid retrievers to ice retrievers and have them running for the

entire time of my EvE session - ice is all about doing other stuff in parallel.


Rest accounts are populated with godly skilled pvp and pvp support pilots ( my players skills aren't that great) of all kinds with

access to ALL big alliances markets.


I know at least 3 other people (all 3 are trolling the whole nerf high sec movement on the forums acting as null dwellers very

concerned about the ease of high lol- fun times) with similar high sec isk printing setups cashing in grotesque sums of isk each

second.



So - how are new/poor players doing (beside having a life - I had to get this out of the way) ?
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#2 - 2012-10-23 17:29:47 UTC
Too


many



spaces



between



sentences.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#3 - 2012-10-23 17:37:45 UTC
Likes given?

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
#4 - 2012-10-23 17:46:53 UTC
Soo... wins eve, fails forums.
Undeniable Chuck
LowKey Ops
Snuffed Out
#5 - 2012-10-23 17:47:08 UTC
Agent Titsaria wrote:
Oh, and I am a goon.



No Goon posts like that.
Simetraz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-10-23 17:50:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Simetraz
Congratulations you have learned that having more characters equates to more ISK per hour overall.
And of course with enough characters and time you can play this game for free as well via plex.

You are not the only one out there, there are lots of player using the same play style.

However when you are looking at printing ISK and nerfing it you have to look at what single player with a single account can do.
And of course how long does it take to get there and how much time and ISK is invested.

Vet players take a lot of things for granted, and one of the biggest things is knowledge of how the system works and how to legally exploit it (for lack of a better word).

As EVE has no end if you have 5 isk or 1 trillion ISk if you are having fun then you have won EVE.
The whole point of the game really.
Jim Era
#7 - 2012-10-23 17:51:43 UTC
since when was eve hard?

Wat™

Azumi Zimu
#8 - 2012-10-23 18:19:16 UTC
You never considered the point is to get results with the least amount of effort possible.

Keep trying hard and failing, tryhard.
Robert De'Arneth
#9 - 2012-10-23 18:23:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Robert De'Arneth
Wait, what was your question again? I know you asked one, then you went off on a rant about how awesome you are and you are the best thing to happen to EVE EVER. So I kind of lost focus, in the future, less about how awesome you are and more about your question. We know how awesome you are, you just told us.

I'm a nerd, you can check my stats!! Skilling Int/Mem at 45 sp per minute is how I mack!     I'm like a lapdog, all bark no bite. 

Bad Decisions
#10 - 2012-10-23 18:26:32 UTC
Agent Titsaria wrote:
My name is obvious but my real close buddies call me **** for short.


Reported.


James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp RELOADED
CODE.
#11 - 2012-10-23 18:39:21 UTC
Agent Titsaria wrote:
My name is obvious but my real close buddies call me **** for short. Hello there Big smile Oh, and I am a goon.

And yet somehow this post managed to get worse from there... Sad
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-10-23 18:44:50 UTC
*lol* eight accounts, plans to upgrade to even more.

You fail at playing this game.
HollyShocker 2inthestink
HOW to PEG SAFETY
#13 - 2012-10-23 18:46:50 UTC
James 315 wrote:
Agent Titsaria wrote:
My name is obvious but my real close buddies call me **** for short. Hello there Big smile Oh, and I am a goon.

And yet somehow this post managed to get worse from there... Sad

well it has now ^^^^
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#14 - 2012-10-23 19:04:20 UTC
WOT?

You should think about upgrading from windows 98 wordpad Roll

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12

F'elch
Wall Street Trading
#15 - 2012-10-23 19:08:37 UTC
When do you go to the toilet?
Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#16 - 2012-10-23 19:11:11 UTC
William Shatner is a goon?What?

Yeeee! 

Agent Titsaria
EVE Corporation 98582134
#17 - 2012-10-23 19:12:34 UTC
F'elch wrote:
When do you go to the toilet?



I use my old battle tested WoW raid bucket
Azumi Zimu
#18 - 2012-10-23 19:17:52 UTC
Kehro Urgus wrote:
William Shatner is a goon?What?


Most of EVE are probably goons. The majority of the playerbase went and bought SA accounts ( Roll ) so they could be "happening" and "hip"
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#19 - 2012-10-23 19:27:07 UTC
+1 from me.


Do you have any tips for us
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Zhade Lezte
#20 - 2012-10-23 19:55:11 UTC
:cripes:
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