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Tears for profession?

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Boss Gay
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2012-10-23 06:38:29 UTC

I took the personality analysis, but there was no tear extraction profession. I'm looking for advice. I want to dedicate my eve life to tears and would like to know what skills i should learn? What are the best ingame tear extraction activities? I have heard about suicide ganking, scamming etc.. Are there some scamming corps or suicide camping corps?

1. What activities extract most tears?

2. What skills or ship should i fly for suicide ganking?

3. What are the most famous suicide ganking or griefing corps?
Theangryhobo
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2012-10-23 06:45:46 UTC
Please contact a GoonWaffe recruiter at your earliest convenience. Thank you.

P.S. They DO require a security deposit of at 500 mil, despite popular belief.

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Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat
Working Stiffs
#3 - 2012-10-23 06:55:19 UTC
Theangryhobo wrote:
Please contact a GoonWaffe recruiter at your earliest convenience. Thank you.

P.S. They DO require a security deposit of at 500 mil, despite popular belief.

That's just mean.
Boss Gay
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2012-10-23 06:57:46 UTC
Theangryhobo wrote:
Please contact a GoonWaffe recruiter at your earliest convenience. Thank you.

P.S. They DO require a security deposit of at 500 mil, despite popular belief.


You came to extract tears it seems.
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#5 - 2012-10-23 07:36:59 UTC
Boss Gay wrote:
1. What activities extract most tears?

2. What skills or ship should i fly for suicide ganking?


Why are you assuming that suicide ganking raises the most tears? Weren't you here to ask about what profession extracts the most tears? Or were you just trolling?

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Boss Gay
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2012-10-23 07:39:07 UTC
Mara Rinn wrote:
Boss Gay wrote:
1. What activities extract most tears?

2. What skills or ship should i fly for suicide ganking?


Why are you assuming that suicide ganking raises the most tears? Weren't you here to ask about what profession extracts the most tears? Or were you just trolling?


Well i'm open to all tear extracting, if you have good ideas lets hear them.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#7 - 2012-10-23 07:39:24 UTC
Being a hisec player seems to extract copious amounts of tears from null players P, and it doesn't matter what you do either.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-10-23 07:53:14 UTC
Joining mining corps & killing a whole bunch of their miners during one of their mining ops extracts a good amount of tears.

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Boss Gay
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2012-10-23 08:30:07 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Joining mining corps & killing a whole bunch of their miners during one of their mining ops extracts a good amount of tears.


Excellent idea, you deserve a tear medal. This is what i will be doing!
Boss Gay
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2012-10-23 08:30:54 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Joining mining corps & killing a whole bunch of their miners during one of their mining ops extracts a good amount of tears.


One more question, what would be good ship to do this in?
Kitty Bear
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-10-23 09:11:01 UTC
Boss Gay wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Joining mining corps & killing a whole bunch of their miners during one of their mining ops extracts a good amount of tears.


One more question, what would be good ship to do this in?


battle barge
Boss Gay
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-10-23 09:17:17 UTC
Kitty Bear wrote:
Boss Gay wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Joining mining corps & killing a whole bunch of their miners during one of their mining ops extracts a good amount of tears.


One more question, what would be good ship to do this in?


battle barge


Can you link me to a good fit?
ISD TYPE40
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2012-10-23 10:13:15 UTC
Please remember that trolling the forums in order to start flame wars and arguments is against forum rules. Anyone found to be doing so will be issued with an official warning, after which they face a lengthy revocation of their forum access rights. Please post sensibly in future - ISD Type40.

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Boss Gay
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2012-10-23 10:18:17 UTC
ISD TYPE40 wrote:
Please remember that trolling the forums in order to start flame wars and arguments is against forum rules. Anyone found to be doing so will be issued with an official warning, after which they face a lengthy revocation of their forum access rights. Please post sensibly in future - ISD Type40.


./Signed.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-10-23 10:54:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Mallak Azaria
Boss Gay wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Joining mining corps & killing a whole bunch of their miners during one of their mining ops extracts a good amount of tears.


One more question, what would be good ship to do this in?


Hurricanes are pretty popular for this. I used an Ashimmu when I did it last, but if I ever do it again I'll probably go with a Machariel or Tornado. It seems to take the miners a few minutes to realise what is happening.

EDIT: I've also got a Procurer fit that I'd like to use for this.

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Zanzbar
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2012-10-23 11:41:48 UTC
Another troll alt of amon asoria, mans not even attempting to hide it anymore
J'Poll
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-10-23 12:04:48 UTC
Zanzbar wrote:
Another troll alt of amon asoria, mans not even attempting to hide it anymore


Exactly, I saw it from hit post in this thread as wel as others. Thus another report going to CCP.

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Robert De'Arneth
#18 - 2012-10-23 12:29:46 UTC
Boss Gay wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Joining mining corps & killing a whole bunch of their miners during one of their mining ops extracts a good amount of tears.


Excellent idea, you deserve a tear medal. This is what i will be doing!



Just be clear, you need to be good to do this. And no offense, if you have to ask this question, you will end up with tears. You do know you can also be blown up right? But that is right, you have trillions of ISK and will soon own everyone who plays the game, my bad carry on.

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Boss Gay
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2012-10-23 15:29:03 UTC
I think they would notice if i just warp in with faction battleship armed to the teeth. I think i need to be more sneaky, maybe put 2 chars in corp so i can attack with 2 ships same time and kill the whole fleet. Are there any ships that are good at pointing multiple targets? If i use one pointer ship and then gank machariel or vindicator to drop them?

I think in this scenario you need to be very fast, before reinforcements arrive and extract my tears. Maybe jump in to point first in some sneaky recon ship and then jump in the tear extractor ship.
Boss Gay
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2012-10-23 15:31:58 UTC
Robert De'Arneth wrote:
Boss Gay wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Joining mining corps & killing a whole bunch of their miners during one of their mining ops extracts a good amount of tears.


Excellent idea, you deserve a tear medal. This is what i will be doing!



Just be clear, you need to be good to do this. And no offense, if you have to ask this question, you will end up with tears. You do know you can also be blown up right? But that is right, you have trillions of ISK and will soon own everyone who plays the game, my bad carry on.


My idea is to drop them very fast before they can do anything. Dream scenario would be 3 or 4 hulks, orca or orcas big brother that i dont recall by name, i think it was rogual or something like that. Then shoot them all in low hull and extort many money, after payment destroy the ship, maximum tears in my opinion.
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