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Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-10-23 01:39:04 UTC
1. You live in your grandma's garage

2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)

4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent

GO
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-10-23 01:42:03 UTC
Have you tried a brothel?

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#3 - 2012-10-23 02:07:04 UTC
You got 2 hands don't you?

Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel **IG OOPE **
Freakdevil
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-10-23 02:07:51 UTC
Create your own YouTube channel. Hooker is the easy out.
Nachteule Kohen
#5 - 2012-10-23 02:09:03 UTC
fleshlight.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2012-10-23 02:30:18 UTC
Freakdevil wrote:
Create your own YouTube channel. Hooker is the easy out.


Or in... :trollface:

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Dessau
The Scope
#7 - 2012-10-23 02:32:14 UTC
Shaggin' wagon.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-10-23 02:43:59 UTC
Just confirming... I did notice you went 1,2,4 Blink

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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stoicfaux
#9 - 2012-10-23 03:02:25 UTC
Three little words: rent to own.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#10 - 2012-10-23 04:13:57 UTC
Ares Desideratus wrote:
1. You live in your grandma's garage

2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)

4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent

GO



Ever been to a Walmart?

One trip there is proof that ANYBODY can get laid.




So yeah, you can get laid, OP, but don't expect quality with your present stats.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#11 - 2012-10-23 04:18:43 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Ares Desideratus wrote:
1. You live in your grandma's garage

2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)

4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent

GO



Ever been to a Walmart?

One trip there is proof that ANYBODY can get laid.




So yeah, you can get laid, OP, but don't expect quality with your present stats.



That's just harsh man. I would suggest seedy nightclub full of missing teeth before Walmart

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-10-23 04:19:00 UTC
Brothel. It's probably cheaper.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-10-23 04:29:20 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Brothel. It's probably cheaper.


Yes, but if you want to factor in quality...

well there's a reason those ones make more than the president (or prime minister if you live in one of... those places)

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Sin Pew
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2012-10-23 09:29:29 UTC
I reckon this may not help getting laid, but it cooouuuld help getting laid *again*... http://i.imgur.com/CZvQ6.gif

[i]"haiku are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator."[/i]
Elias Greyhand
#15 - 2012-10-23 10:19:16 UTC
Van.

Chloroform-soaked rag.

The line "Excuse me, miss, does this smell like chloroform?".

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
W1rlW1nd
WirlWind
#16 - 2012-10-23 10:28:48 UTC
Ares Desideratus wrote:
1. You live in your grandma's garage

2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)

4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent

GO



I choose #3.
Borascus
#17 - 2012-10-23 10:33:06 UTC
Ares Desideratus wrote:
1. You live in your grandma's garage

2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)

4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent

GO



1. Buy your own property, or work towards owning one.

2. Dare to be different, hold parties

4. Try hanging out at coffee shops, with your friends, and make random approaches to groups of females to obtain a date from one of them.
AlleyKat
The Unwanted.
#18 - 2012-10-23 10:55:23 UTC
Two weeks in Ibiza.

You come back without getting any; become a monk.

AK

This space for rent.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2012-10-23 12:37:18 UTC
AlleyKat wrote:
Two weeks in Ibiza.

You come back without getting any; become a monk.

AK


I preferred Majorca. guess I'm just more classy Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#20 - 2012-10-23 14:30:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Ares Desideratus wrote:
1. You live in your grandma's garage

2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)

4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent

GO


1. Get laid in the park, a car, or some other semi-public place. It's a teenage tradition.
2. About everybody suffers from Social Anxiety Disorder when it comes to trying to get laid. OCD-- no problem. Most women I know are both obsessive and compulsive, and they don't consider it a disorder.
3. You might be better off looking for smart/artsy girls. Even if they aren't the best looking ones. The dumb girls won't get it.

Edit: Actually going for beta girls or gamma girls is always a good policy. Going for alpha hotties could be a waste of time and effort, and also bad for your psychological homeostasis. Betas and gammas are more appreciate and more normal-acting As they say in Japan: "You'll be tired of a babe after three days. You'll get used to a bad-looking girl after three days."
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