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[SOLD] WTA 36,9m SP miner + L4 runner
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Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#61 - 2012-11-23 07:20:48 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

Q: Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#62 - 2012-11-24 10:17:34 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands. Turkey is next.
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#63 - 2012-11-25 10:48:13 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"Warming up your dinner."
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#64 - 2012-11-26 08:35:10 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

Children in the backseat can cause accidents.
Accidents in the backseat can cause children.
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#65 - 2012-11-27 08:38:17 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A: A stick.
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#66 - 2012-11-28 07:06:38 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

An old couple celebrates their 50th wedding anniversary in their home.

"Just think," the old man says, "we were sitting here at this same breakfast table, naked as jaybirds, 50 years ago."

"Well," the old lady snickers, "what do you say -- should we get naked?"

The two immediately strip to the buff and sit back down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady says slyly, "My breasts burn for you now as they did 50 years ago."

"I'm not surprised," replies the old man. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!"
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#67 - 2012-11-29 07:43:52 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

Q: What does Bjork do when she's horny?

A: She watches pjorn.
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#68 - 2012-12-01 11:01:45 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."

The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#69 - 2012-12-02 11:42:30 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

You hold his nose!
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#70 - 2012-12-04 08:05:37 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

She is so blonde, when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice.
Thygar
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#71 - 2012-12-04 11:14:09 UTC
Looks like you are going to run out of jokes before this char is sold Big smile

Free Bump
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#72 - 2012-12-05 06:59:28 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision?

A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck.
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#73 - 2012-12-06 10:12:03 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

Three guys were at the Pearly Gates when Peter answered. He said there was one space open for someone. He asked them how they died.

"I came home one day and saw my wife in bed, naked. I looked all over the house and decided to check the balcony. I saw some fingers so I took a hammer and hit his fingers but a bush broke his fall so I took my fridge and threw it on him. But I felt so bad for killing a man that I killed myself."

"I was painting on the 37th floor, when I slipped and fell. I was holding on to a balcony, when some guy hit me on the fingers with a hammer so I fell, and then dropped a fridge on me."

"I was hiding innnocently in the fridge."
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#74 - 2012-12-07 00:51:45 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

Why do they put bells on cows?

Because their horns don't work!
blugenneronero
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#75 - 2012-12-07 00:53:59 UTC  |  Edited by: blugenneronero
retracted
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#76 - 2012-12-08 16:55:59 UTC
Daily bump and joke

Q: What is green and fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it drops from a tree?

A: A pool table.
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#77 - 2012-12-09 23:39:26 UTC
Daily bump and joke:

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Taylor Bridges
Doomheim
#78 - 2012-12-10 07:07:05 UTC
9.5b buyout offer accepted in-game; posting here to confirm.
Friffo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#79 - 2012-12-10 07:10:33 UTC
Somebody liked my jokes!

Character sold to Taylor Bridges.
Taylor Bridges
Doomheim
#80 - 2012-12-10 07:15:14 UTC
Isk sent, awaiting transfer. For the record, good jokes. If this was reddit, I'd upboat the hell out of you.