My EVE

[open with battle march snare and slow roll - diminishing Last Post bugle fade]

Let he, the ganker, realize,
The error in his theory,
For his motivation seems,
Is neither fun nor glory.

He quotes market law of itself,
But creates financial mist,
Thus ganking need be true to task, CCP
We truly do need this.

[chorus]
Pod thy ganker too,
Pod thy ganker too,
Let Concord, in all it's Glory,
Pod thy ganker too.

Pod thy ganker too,
Pod thy ganker too,
We need it fairer to the truth,
Pod thy ganker too.

[short uplifting sax solo with trumpet dub]

To set the economic benefit,
With theory much derised,
Of ganking we need thus, commensurate loss,
The oft forgotten prize,

For truth, no part of Eve should be,
Undertaken without sense of risk,
The reward, remove my buff by all means,
But make it equal isk

[chorus]

[bracketed - staccato backup vocal overdub rising in pitch - shift tempo to full battle march towards end]

Take his head, take his thoughts [Pod]
Place him in a crypt [Pod, Pod]
For loss must be commensurate [the ganker]
For risk for both, [Pod]

We must realize...... [Pod, Pod]

The oft forgotten prize. [the ganker too.....]

[chorus]

[finish with a melancholy guitar riff lamenting past days]

[fading music]

[radio static]
Hello Concord. Yes, I'd like to report a CRIME...

I think it might be interesting to see if you can find someone to actually sing this To that end I'm going to pop this thread in the My EVE section of the forums, see if you can drum up some interest