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So you log on and see you somehow have a trillion isk and every skill in the game at level V...
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Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
#101 - 2012-10-08 11:00:40 UTC
I'd buy a ton of PLEX, fly around nullsec on Autopilot in a Wreathe, and insult anyone in local. Big smile
Ayuren Aakiwa
Shadow Legion X
Seriously Suspicious
#102 - 2012-10-08 13:55:04 UTC
buy titan, fit covops cloak + dd, drive by everything that moves until the end of time
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#103 - 2012-10-08 13:57:50 UTC
Ayuren Aakiwa wrote:
buy titan, fit covops cloak


You have fun shoehorning a 5000 CPU cloak onto a titan and fitting a DD and managing to use it without getting absolutely owned

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Oxylan
Blood Fanatics
#104 - 2012-10-08 14:27:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Oxylan
Hmmm 1 trilion . buy like 2000 plexes in jita and amarr and set them back to market for 250mil isk eatch just to make people happy and make traders angry, because of big plexes manipulation who drop total average price of plexes.

If it bleed we can kill it.
Ankh
Doomheim
#105 - 2012-10-08 16:03:30 UTC
Spend my time trolling the forums, like all the other bittervets.

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Jace Errata
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#106 - 2012-10-08 17:41:13 UTC
Buy all the Feroxes.

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One day they woke me up so I could live forever

It's such a shame the same will never happen to you
Jim Era
#107 - 2012-10-08 17:57:02 UTC
I would send everyone in game a message and a convo stating;

"wat"

with that much ISK surely I could bypass all of the CSPA charges.

Wat™
Baphommet
State War Academy
Caldari State
#108 - 2012-10-09 01:59:52 UTC
I would set up a buy order for Tritanium in Rancer.

50 ISK per unit

20,000,000,000 units (or more, margin trading ftw)

Then I'd sit in a cloaky 200km off station and watch the show.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#109 - 2012-10-09 02:21:00 UTC
I'd log off the test server and log back into tranquility P

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Ayuren Aakiwa
Shadow Legion X
Seriously Suspicious
#110 - 2012-10-09 03:33:27 UTC
Andski wrote:
Ayuren Aakiwa wrote:
buy titan, fit covops cloak


You have fun shoehorning a 5000 CPU cloak onto a titan and fitting a DD and managing to use it without getting absolutely owned


It's more for the shock factor and I would have fun tyvm P
Bobb Smith
Doomheim
#111 - 2012-10-09 03:40:18 UTC
I have no skills at level V....some are level 5.
baumjoe
The Phoenix Uprising
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#112 - 2012-10-09 04:51:51 UTC
I would buy every plex on the market and then trash them.
Bobb Smith
Doomheim
#113 - 2012-10-09 05:33:15 UTC
baumjoe wrote:
I would buy every plex on the market and then trash them.

Sell them for 1000000000 ISK each
Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#114 - 2012-10-09 05:41:08 UTC
Jita 4-4 plex my accounts for the next 10 years then undock in the most expensive thing I have, load it full of a few plexs and nifty items in the hold and go suicide someone.

Do this with one plex and some game items in a suicide ship at the noob undocks randomly throughout New Eden as a pseudo player event from time to time and announce it. Shoot the station and let it all fly while MWDing around with noobs chasing me.

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.
Herping yourDerp
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#115 - 2012-10-09 05:44:34 UTC
buy all the plex
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#116 - 2012-10-09 06:02:58 UTC
Buy a moon, put a giant laz0r on it and clone a mini-me?
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#117 - 2012-10-09 06:46:08 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
I have a few ideas.

1. Find out how I can launder all the ISK to Fluffers before the GMs "correct" their mistake.

2. Use the ISK to PLEX Fluffers for the next few years.

3. Buy a newbie a well skilled PvP character and have him use it to face me in a week-old alt that I create. Twisted

4. Officer and dual ancillary fit a Nightmare.... then see if that old myth of the "super-Nightmare" that wiped out small gangs is actually plausible.

5. Buy as many "one-of-a-kind" ships as I can... then fly them into battle. Twisted

How did you Veterans start?
SenshiMaru
State War Academy
Caldari State
#118 - 2012-10-09 07:19:47 UTC
Samoth Egnoled wrote:
Buy a moon, put a giant laz0r on it and clone a mini-me?


Thank you sir, you have made my day Pirate
Gibbo3771
AQUILA INC
#119 - 2012-10-09 09:17:51 UTC
RMT the isk on the chinese market, sell character on eBay.

Buy a ferrari.
Plaude Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#120 - 2012-10-09 11:25:30 UTC
I'd buy a crap-load of PLEX, transfer them to a new trial-account and delete this one because there'd be no reason to play with a character with all skills at 5.

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