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So you log on and see you somehow have a trillion isk and every skill in the game at level V...
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Joelleaveek
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#61 - 2012-10-06 18:47:16 UTC
I would fill freighters with exotic dancers and see how many jumps into null i could get.
Garresh
Mackies Raiders
Wild Geese.
#62 - 2012-10-06 19:08:24 UTC
Mina Sebiestar wrote:
James 315 wrote:
Bump some miners.


I managed to ghet 10000m/s(heated) perma mwd loki and i bumped some poor miner hi was not pleased going light speed sideways thru asteroid belt lol.

Anyway wat was the OP ah nothing...


...you can get similar results with an overheated 100mn stabber. Just saying. 1/100th the cost. ;)

Plus it looks like a giant ****, which I find adds to the effect when you name your ship the "**** Salad Sandwich" or the "Cockslap of Love"

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Senshi Hawk
Tritanium Industries and Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#63 - 2012-10-06 19:36:12 UTC
Sell the toon
Buy a a couple dozen tengu pilots
Stick ancillary shield boosters on them
Roam around and harvest tears
MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#64 - 2012-10-06 19:40:27 UTC
Mine ice until the money runs out.

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"If you are part of the problem, you will be nerfed." -MadMuppet
Speaker for TheDead
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Pandemic Horde
#65 - 2012-10-06 19:55:49 UTC
Sell the toon and cashout?

"Inception date: [u]Expired[/u]."
Wacktopia
Fleet-Up.com
Keep It Simple Software Group
#66 - 2012-10-06 20:20:21 UTC
ISK and skillpoints matter?

Kitchen sink? Seriousy, get your ship together -  Fleet-Up.com
Ryhss
#67 - 2012-10-06 20:26:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Ryhss
Simon Sprinkle wrote:
What's the first thing you do?

War dec goons, hire EVERY merc company to help.

I just turned into an egg, did I level up? I spent an hour trying to salvage a wreck, when in local a guy said "Stop it, this is my Tempest, I was AFK"
Titus Black
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#68 - 2012-10-06 20:27:05 UTC
Spam jita with a legit double your isk offer and laugh as no one accepts it.
Pasta OfDoom
Doomheim
#69 - 2012-10-06 20:30:20 UTC
Sell the character for trillions, then buy a bunch of T2 BPOs and fraps myself destroying them, along with a bunch of collector's ships and stuff.
ctx2007
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#70 - 2012-10-06 20:54:05 UTC
Hmmm i would buy my soul back off the devil Big smile

You only realise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead.
Korsiri
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#71 - 2012-10-06 21:28:32 UTC
Figure I accidentally logged into my hubby's acct and relog :P
Zeran Kariashi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#72 - 2012-10-06 21:45:40 UTC
Either sell the account for a 15-20k dollars or just make a new alt.


That lack of progression would kill it for me. You make it to top, get all the best gears/ships and then what? You could do literally everything, and some people may be ok with that, but unless I feel I've legitimately earned something, it just feels fake and I can take no pleasure in the achievement.

That's a lot of the reason why I don't touch mods, cheats, or game-shark/action replay stuff for games until I've thoroughly demolished every aspect of the base version (unless it's a buggy mess where mods are required just to finish the game without multiple highly frustrating crashes, in which case I'll usually allow for that once I've identified it as being an issue.)
Bommel McMurdoc
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#73 - 2012-10-06 21:51:13 UTC
seriously, if you had a trillion skill points... whats the point of it? because it'd cost a lot of isk to keep the clone.... This is a pvp game right? (according to a quite vocal group)

PvP involves podding on a regular basis, jeez I don't know how those 200m SP accounts do it, costs an arm and a leg, hmm was that an intended pun? /shrugs. =)
celebro
Ember Inc.
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
#74 - 2012-10-06 22:17:34 UTC
What no one does the right thing? Report to Devs as it must be a bug :P
Lord Ryan
True Xero
#75 - 2012-10-06 22:21:23 UTC
celebro wrote:
What no one does the right thing? Report to Devs as it must be a bug :P

if you do you'll get banned

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.
Jaison Savrin
Brave Empire Inc.
Brave United
#76 - 2012-10-06 22:40:45 UTC
Get all my friends and I in triage carriers and faction BSes. Maybe even a few Supers or a Titans. Then head straight into the deepest part of a null sec alliance's territory and wait for the fireworks. I've always wanted to do the whole small force with triage support versus a larger force. Even if you fail I think it could be a huge fun fight.
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#77 - 2012-10-06 22:48:33 UTC
Buy every Tech II BPO i could get my hands on and then dump them all in to a can.


Fraps and shoot can.


Put vid on my EVE for the lols
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
celebro
Ember Inc.
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
#78 - 2012-10-06 23:19:21 UTC
Lord Ryan wrote:
celebro wrote:
What no one does the right thing? Report to Devs as it must be a bug :P

if you do you'll get banned


So, you do the right thing and you get banned!. How does that encourage bug reporting?
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
#79 - 2012-10-06 23:57:18 UTC
Simon Sprinkle wrote:
What's the first thing you do?


The same thing I do every day, given my familiarity with this situation: amass skill points, hope that some day they'll come up with a use for them.
SlayerOfArgus
Hermes Enterprises
#80 - 2012-10-07 00:44:26 UTC
Play Blink and lose everything.