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I Need a HighSec Miner Killed, Easily Done, I Know When & Where He'll Be, 250 mil + Ship Cos
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Galaxy Pig
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#21 - 2012-10-10 05:29:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Galaxy Pig
Well Nayl, that's not what you said, you seemed confused as to how a raven would sneak up, which leads me to believe you've never ganked a thing in your life. I may have been out of the game for a while and my methods a bit dated, these old gankers will attest to the fear such ravens struck into the hearts of the carebears. Nowadays it seems that tier 3 battlecruisers are the way the tide is flowing.

Take a look at Mallak though, the big bad mercenary who didn't get the job so he felt it necessary to attempt to ruin the fun for everybody by tattling. I mean seriously, tattling??? lol luckily Mort's carebear instincts will draw him back to belts without fail.

As for Mort ach saying I'm broke, of course he said that, he wants to live! lmao He's a carbear, he's been sucking at the teet of highsec for so long, broke to him is like less than 10 bil lol

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#22 - 2012-10-10 11:38:36 UTC
Galaxy Pig wrote:
Take a look at Mallak though, the big bad mercenary who didn't get the job so he felt it necessary to attempt to ruin the fun for everybody by tattling. I mean seriously, tattling???


Welcome to EVE. I am glad to have performed a service to anyone thinking of performing this deed for you, as it is now evident that you can't actually pay for the job.

This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal, proud member of the popular gay hookup site somethingawful.com, Spelling Bee, Grammar Gestapo & #1 Official Gevlon Goblin Fanclub member.
Freundliches Feuer
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2012-10-10 13:59:02 UTC
Galaxy Pig wrote:
Well Nayl, that's not what you said, you seemed confused as to how a raven would sneak up, which leads me to believe you've never ganked a thing in your life. I may have been out of the game for a while and my methods a bit dated, these old gankers will attest to the fear such ravens struck into the hearts of the carebears. Nowadays it seems that tier 3 battlecruisers are the way the tide is flowing nowadays.

Take a look at Mallak though, the big bad mercenary who didn't get the job so he felt it necessary to attempt to ruin the fun for everybody by tattling. I mean seriously, tattling??? lol luckily Mort's carebear instincts will draw him back to belts without fail.

As for Mort ach saying I'm broke, of course he said that, he wants to live! lmao He's a carbear, he's been sucking at the teet of highsec for so long, broke to him is like less than 10 bil lol



You actually trusted a goon to do a job for you? Might as well quit.
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2012-10-10 18:01:33 UTC
This belongs in the crime and punishment forum.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Galaxy Pig
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#25 - 2012-10-11 07:35:34 UTC
Well Freund, I think it's obvious I didn't trust him, which is why he reverted to his present 4-year old state.

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com
Galaxy Pig
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#26 - 2012-10-19 12:15:19 UTC
Contract still on the table! He's spooked, but like a moth to flame, he won't be able to resist the allure of the ice for long.

Update though! After some consideration, I've decided not to sponsor the COMPLETE decimation of his mining fleet, I hereby retract the offers for bonuses, and make the sole target Durcon. He is a veteran after all, also the sole care-giver of his cat.

I REPEAT, THE ONE AND ONLY TARGET IS DURCON. Requirements and reward remain the same: corpse + killmails = 250 mil + ship

Offer will stand until filled.

Fly safe ;-)

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com
Sakiya Shiratori
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2012-10-19 13:04:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Sakiya Shiratori
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Galaxy Pig wrote:
Take a look at Mallak though, the big bad mercenary who didn't get the job so he felt it necessary to attempt to ruin the fun for everybody by tattling. I mean seriously, tattling???


Welcome to EVE. I am glad to have performed a service to anyone thinking of performing this deed for you, as it is now evident that you can't actually pay for the job.


I made a meme for you!

Good Guy Goon
Galaxy Pig
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#28 - 2012-10-19 13:07:54 UTC
Bwahaha!

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com
Ginger Barbarella
#29 - 2012-10-19 18:38:43 UTC
Galaxy Pig wrote:
Target: Mort ach

Location: Thiarer, Orva, or surrounding systems

Conditions: Must deliver frozen corpse along with an EVEmail linking both his mining ship kill, his pod kill, and your concord loss to claim reward. No pod = no reward.

Reward: 250 mil + a reimbursement for the jita price of your hull, not fitting

I would recommend a smartbombing raven, he's weary, and he doesn't mine AFK and will close down operation at the first sign of trouble.

Bonus: He mines in clusters of exhumers, while Mort ach is the primary target, 20 mil will be paid for any additional mining ships you manage to take out in the attack.

Do not reveal any intel as to the nature of the contract.


First, show some ballz. Get out of an NPC corp, wardec him/her, buy/fit some real ships, and go after him/her.

Unless your post is just some wanna-be epeen waving...

"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac
Zhade Lezte
#30 - 2012-10-20 22:10:03 UTC
I am disappointed that the goon in question cared that this was probably a scam. As if we need payment to gank a miner.

Try to convince your friend to mine gallente ice though because :effort:
Admiralte Derezel
Interstellar Operations Conglomerate
#31 - 2012-10-21 11:10:48 UTC
Do it yourself and grow some balls. He already knows you want him dead so its not a super secret plan anymore, if you are such a l33t hax0rz null sec player Pig then you wont have any problems killing him Smile
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#32 - 2012-10-22 12:16:03 UTC
Sakiya Shiratori wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Galaxy Pig wrote:
Take a look at Mallak though, the big bad mercenary who didn't get the job so he felt it necessary to attempt to ruin the fun for everybody by tattling. I mean seriously, tattling???


Welcome to EVE. I am glad to have performed a service to anyone thinking of performing this deed for you, as it is now evident that you can't actually pay for the job.


I made a meme for you!

Good Guy Goon


I wasn't feeling very well. I'm all better now though.

This post was lovingly crafted by a member of the Goonwaffe Posting Cabal, proud member of the popular gay hookup site somethingawful.com, Spelling Bee, Grammar Gestapo & #1 Official Gevlon Goblin Fanclub member.
Fitz VonHeise
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#33 - 2012-10-25 16:41:51 UTC
I was reading through this post and it has grabed my interest.
(RL friend wants to LOL his high sec mining buddy with some PVP killing) Smile

So I have a proposal for you Galaxy.
I am a well trusted person in Eve and have acted as 3rd party transfers.
(see below services)

I will do this for you for free.

You give me 250m plus 100m for the cost to replace the ship.
I post in here that I have recieved isk.

The person does the deed.
They contract to me the body of DURCON and sends kill mail.
I then contract body to Galaxy and send kill mail.
He approves and I send isk.
(Even if he doesn't approve I will be sending isk since those are the terms)

Any isk left over from 100m ship cost will be sent back to Galaxy.
Thoughts? What problems do you see if any?
Galaxy Pig
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#34 - 2012-10-28 21:34:51 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Sakiya Shiratori wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Galaxy Pig wrote:
Take a look at Mallak though, the big bad mercenary who didn't get the job so he felt it necessary to attempt to ruin the fun for everybody by tattling. I mean seriously, tattling???


Welcome to EVE. I am glad to have performed a service to anyone thinking of performing this deed for you, as it is now evident that you can't actually pay for the job.


I made a meme for you!

Good Guy Goon


I wasn't feeling very well. I'm all better now though.


Understandable Malak, and if that's some sort of Goon apology, then I forgive you, no hard feelins. You know, I noticed how you're one of the New Order's biggest shareholders so since we're on the same team, I think we should be best buds.

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com
Galaxy Pig
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#35 - 2012-10-28 21:35:25 UTC
Fitz VonHeise wrote:
I was reading through this post and it has grabed my interest.
(RL friend wants to LOL his high sec mining buddy with some PVP killing) Smile

So I have a proposal for you Galaxy.
I am a well trusted person in Eve and have acted as 3rd party transfers.
(see below services)

I will do this for you for free.

You give me 250m plus 100m for the cost to replace the ship.
I post in here that I have recieved isk.

The person does the deed.
They contract to me the body of DURCON and sends kill mail.
I then contract body to Galaxy and send kill mail.
He approves and I send isk.
(Even if he doesn't approve I will be sending isk since those are the terms)

Any isk left over from 100m ship cost will be sent back to Galaxy.
Thoughts? What problems do you see if any?





I've never heard of ya...

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com
Helena Russell Makanen
DRRUSSEL
#36 - 2012-11-02 22:43:35 UTC
Galaxy Pig wrote:
Target: Mort ach

Location: Thiarer, Orva, or surrounding systems

Conditions: Must deliver frozen corpse along with an EVEmail linking both his mining ship kill, his pod kill, and your concord loss to claim reward. No pod = no reward.

Reward: 250 mil + a reimbursement for the jita price of your hull, not fitting

I would recommend a smartbombing raven, he's weary, and he doesn't mine AFK and will close down operation at the first sign of trouble.

Bonus: He mines in clusters of exhumers, while Mort ach is the primary target, 20 mil will be paid for any additional mining ships you manage to take out in the attack.

Do not reveal any intel as to the nature of the contract.


James why don't you just b-b-b-b-ump him?

"If a miner needs to go to the bathroom, for instance, I ask that they dock up first, or at the very least ask the Supreme Protector for permission to go."  -  James 315 - aka - the miner bumper

Galaxy Pig
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#37 - 2012-11-04 05:54:40 UTC
Helena, to be clear, I am James 315, the Mittani, Chribba, Istvaan Shogaatsu, Tibus Heth, Blunt Smokin' Barry Obama, the white guy who invented crack, and CCP Guard's vocal coach. (He's doing better!)

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com
DaDudeinDump
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#38 - 2012-11-04 14:18:49 UTC
ITT; A Goon fails to scam a scammer.

Good luck with finding some poor sucker OP.
Galaxy Pig
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#39 - 2013-01-23 01:06:31 UTC
I would now like to point out that both Durcon and Mort ach have 250 mil bounties, and I'm still offering 150 mil for either one of their frozen corpses. Perhaps now you folks will see that I'm serious, and not afraid to invest a lot of money into griefing my best friend.

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com
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