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Snot Shot you are charged with being bad, how do you plead?
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Beachura
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-09-27 07:52:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Beachura
Dear Snot Shot,

In my long period at eve online, I have never once been able to read your threads and posts. I consider my grammar and literacy skills excellent and yet I sigh when attempting to find the strength to read your disgusting drivel.

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I’ve never been more uncomfortable listening to a SOTA. Montolio sounded like he was giving birth as he struggled over why TEST aren’t douche bags for renting space but –A- is… Now you got a couple hundred TEST pilots running around EVE scamming small corps, pilots, and Alliances that might want a chance to go out to 0.0…..

Hey btw, smart idea not renting out specific constellations, or systems to renters. I’m sure that after each one pays the steep rental bill they are going to be very excited to find TEST ratters in the best systems all the time……….”Sorry m8, cant rat here move along to the crappy sec systems along the pipe to –A- space”…

I also loved the part on the SOTA where Shadoo made it sound like taking D/Q/PB was the most incredible even he had ever seen in EVE.. Pretty amazing **** to simply call Goonies and the other 10 Alliances in the north, to come down and camp –A- into a station so you can shoot structures uncontested…… epic….

Props to Shadoo for realizing that he needed serve up the biggest load of **** he could during that speech. Defending on three fronts… Now he’s on to serious business of not allowing –A- to go elsewhere to fight in Curse……. You going to show –A- whose “Boss” by taking systems in Catch……….because they are “Evil Renters” still……….

Question: Why would –A- bother fighting you when all you will do is call Goonies if it got dificult for you?




You have been charged with being the worst poster ever to grace the eve online forums. You are so bad that badness is not a phrase I would use to describe your bad because it's not bad enough.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-09-27 08:57:44 UTC
Even I think it sucks

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#3 - 2012-09-27 09:00:05 UTC
Doing a Jim


Wat?

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Ferocious Fox
THE FINAL STAND
The Final Stand.
#4 - 2012-09-27 11:16:53 UTC

To be honest, after having to read 20 pages of U-Mad blathering, almost illiterately at times....

I understand every word Snot types.... Call it "Uber" decoder ring skills.

Even with the evidence of IQ dropping by 20 points when reading U-Mad emails, Snot post's barely register a ding.

Atleast he discusses someone other than himself in his. Lol
Lucy Oreless
Rise of Rephaim
#5 - 2012-09-27 12:13:20 UTC
At least Snot does not send in-game hate-mails to everyone disagreeing with him BlinkLol

 I did not have sexual relations to THAT woman....
Griznatch
Distinguished Gentleman's Boating Club
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#6 - 2012-09-27 13:08:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Griznatch
Snot Shot may vomit letters (and way too many ellipses and smileys) upon these forums with wanton disregard for the lives he destroys when said vomits are read, but he's still cooler than you.

(I can't believe I actually just said that)


edit: Snot Shot tribute smiley vomit.

XLolSadIdeaIdeaShockedSmilePirateOopsBearLolCoolWhat?SadShockedP

I used to have a clever sig but I lost it.
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#7 - 2012-09-27 13:37:25 UTC
Beachura wrote:
Dear Snot Shot,

In my long period at eve online, I have never once been able to read your threads and posts. I consider my grammar and literacy skills excellent and yet I sigh when attempting to find the strength to read your disgusting drivel.



You have been charged with being the worst poster ever to grace the eve online forums. You are so bad that badness is not a phrase I would use to describe your bad because it's not bad enough.



Bold stuffs added by me...


But based on that statement alone, no matter what Snot pleads, will you even be able to understand it?
Drone 16
Holy Horde
#8 - 2012-09-27 13:46:54 UTC
Dear Snot Shot,

You have a gift my friend.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ravi4YtUTxo

It puts the peanutbutter on itself or it leaves the bonus round... - E1's greatest Hits
Meridith Akesia
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-09-27 15:25:45 UTC
Hah. Beachura actually calling out somebody.
Snot Shot
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-09-27 15:58:53 UTC
I’ll let you in on a little secret that most folks don’t know about, here, or on CAOD….Cool You need to do two things in order to decipher my poasts:

1) Login (So you can actually see my poasts on CAOD)

2) Enable your computer so you can view emoticons…Shocked Half of what I “mean” is displayed in my expert ability to perfectly place the proper emoticon so as to relay the “meaning” behind some statements…..

Example is below for comparison:

Snot Shot wrote:

I’ve never been more uncomfortable listening to a SOTA. Montolio sounded like he was giving birth as he struggled over why TEST aren’t douche bags for renting space but –A- is…Blink Now you got a couple hundred TEST pilots running around EVE scamming small corps, pilots, and Alliances that might want a chance to go out to 0.0…..Roll

Hey btw, smart idea not renting out specific constellations, or systems to renters. I’m sure that after each one pays the steep rental bill they are going to be very excited to find TEST ratters in the best systems all the time……….”Sorry m8, cant rat here move along to the crappy sec systems along the pipe to –A- space”…Shocked

I also loved the part on the SOTA where Shadoo made it sound like taking D/Q/PB was the most incredible event he had ever seen in EVE..Lol Pretty amazing **** to simply call Goonies and the other 10 Alliances in the north, to come down and camp –A- into a station so you can shoot structures uncontested…… epic….Pirate

Props to Shadoo for realizing that he needed serve up the biggest load of **** he could during that speech. Defending on three fronts…Ugh Now he’s on to serious business of not allowing –A- to go elsewhere to fight in Curse……. You going to show –A- whose “Boss” by taking systems in Catch……….because they are “Evil Renters” still……….Bear

Question: Why would –A- bother fighting you when all you will do is call Goonies if it got difficult for you?

I appreciate your concern for my abilities but what you need to understand is that poasting here in C&P compared to poasting in CAOD, are very different tbh. Neither location is the better one, they simply tend to be two different battle grounds which, to be effective, you need to choose one or the other….

In any case it is a hounure to be called out as a bad poaster so I tip my hat to you good sir for the compliment…..tbh honest there for a minute I thought you were going the grammar and punctuation route……..on a forum where 90% of the paosters come off as having, at most, a 5th grade education..

Some of my more recent work can be found:

Login to see #1

Login to see #2

Login to see #3

Anywhooo……….this is where you’re supposed to come back with, “You’re still terrible” or “TLDR you still suck and your ghay”……….or something along those lines…Cool
.

Twitter = @Snot_Shot  - “If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"

evesnotshot.blogspot.com
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#11 - 2012-09-27 17:44:44 UTC
Crap, my score card must be out of date. I can't tell who either the op or snot is, why i should care, what their ETA (earned troll average) is, and most importantly, where either stands on the whole butter side up or down debate. Did I get scammed again when buying my forum troll score card from a shady man in jita?
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#12 - 2012-09-27 19:19:39 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Even I think it sucks


And honestly, when plunder thinks something sucks it really does



PS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCfwVYfmPR0 about this thread

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-09-27 20:27:11 UTC
lanyaie wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Even I think it sucks


And honestly, when plunder thinks something sucks it really does



PS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCfwVYfmPR0 about this thread


Yeah, my standards are pretty damn low Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Beachura
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-09-27 21:56:08 UTC
Griznatch wrote:
Snot Shot may vomit letters (and way too many ellipses and smileys) upon these forums with wanton disregard for the lives he destroys when said vomits are read, but he's still cooler than you.

(I can't believe I actually just said that)


edit: Snot Shot tribute smiley vomit.

XLolSadIdeaIdeaShockedSmilePirateOopsBearLolCoolWhat?SadShockedP


Shut up kid, you're a dirty scrub and I'm far cooler than you or snot shot.
captain foivos
State War Academy
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-09-28 00:53:28 UTC
The worst part of all this is you actually believe what you posted, Beachura.
Beachura
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-09-28 07:26:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Beachura
captain foivos wrote:
The worst part of all this is you actually believe what you posted, Beachura.


No, the worst part is that I burned you so badly that you had to use your useless alternate character to post something pathetic .

Thats what are you really isn't it.. pathetic, truth hurts bro' sorry. By the way I believe it because it's true. You wouldn't know the truth if it smacked you around the face.
Lucy Oreless
Rise of Rephaim
#17 - 2012-09-28 07:46:53 UTC
Beachura wrote:
No, the worst part is that I burned you so badly that you had to use your useless alternate character to post something pathetic .

Thats what are you really isn't it.. pathetic, truth hurts bro' sorry. By the way I believe it because it's true. You wouldn't know the truth if it smacked you around the face.


Lol This sentence should just be turned around and smack YOU in YOUR face.
When it comes to pathetic posting you are above most of us my little snookiepook Blink

Who are you gonna call out next in another desperate attempt to get some pixel-fame?
PS! Bolded out a faboulus sentence btw Lol

 I did not have sexual relations to THAT woman....
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#18 - 2012-09-28 11:52:02 UTC
Beachura wrote:
Griznatch wrote:
Snot Shot may vomit letters (and way too many ellipses and smileys) upon these forums with wanton disregard for the lives he destroys when said vomits are read, but he's still cooler than you.

(I can't believe I actually just said that)


edit: Snot Shot tribute smiley vomit.

XLolSadIdeaIdeaShockedSmilePirateOopsBearLolCoolWhat?SadShockedP


Shut up kid, you're a dirty scrub and I'm far cooler than you or snot shot.



I'm pretty sure there's a rule that stating you are cooler tha anyone negates said coolness.

In other words, claiming to be cool means you ain't.
flakeys
Doomheim
#19 - 2012-09-28 15:20:25 UTC
Actually allways like snot shot's post myself P

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Calfis
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2012-09-28 17:22:47 UTC
flakeys wrote:
Actually allways like snot shot's post myself P


There's an entertainment value to them.
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