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Why hasn't Eve died already?
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Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#1 - 2012-09-25 22:18:51 UTC
Seriously, is one of you out there doing something to keep Eve from dying or something? All I see is everyone saying that Eve's dying, and yet it's still going. Is one of you sons of a bantam helping it, giving it life support or something?

Stop it. Think how many bittervets you are making sad because they're wrong. Stop it right now.

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)
Kahega Amielden
Rifterlings
#2 - 2012-09-25 22:21:26 UTC
Petrus Blackshell wrote:
Seriously, is one of you out there doing something to keep Eve from dying or something? All I see is everyone saying that Eve's dying, and yet it's still going. Is one of you sons of a bantam helping it, giving it life support or something?

Stop it. Think how many bittervets you are making sad because they're wrong. Stop it right now.


You've touched my heart.

From now on, I will do my part to help speed on the demise of this awful, awful game by never logging in again.
Jim Era
#3 - 2012-09-25 22:23:16 UTC
wat lol

Wat™
Fraxi Nilanth
Alexylva Paradox
#4 - 2012-09-25 22:26:06 UTC
Eve can't die because I'm here now. My awesomeness will hold up the whole game.

Fraxi Nilanth: Albino Spacejanitor Extraordinaire
Herr Hammer Draken
#5 - 2012-09-25 22:27:17 UTC
LMAO as eve approaches record number of subs.

Herr Hammer Draken "The Amarr Prophet"
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#6 - 2012-09-25 22:27:32 UTC
I can't stop playing until I beat the game. Shocked

Signatures should be used responsibly...
No More Heroes
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-09-25 22:28:18 UTC
Because Eve =! the_players

When the_players =0

Then Eve will die

.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#8 - 2012-09-25 22:33:09 UTC
Petrus Blackshell wrote:
Stop it. Think how many bittercarebears you are making sad because they're wrong. Stop it right now.
Fixed.
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#9 - 2012-09-25 22:36:43 UTC
EVE is dieing™

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#10 - 2012-09-25 22:36:51 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Petrus Blackshell wrote:
Stop it. Think how many bittercarebears you are making sad because they're wrong. Stop it right now.
Fixed.

Dammit Tippia, carebears are players too, and their sub/PLEX means their voice is valid regardless of whether they lead an adrenaline-deficient life or not. If they say Eve is dead, it's dead! Give up and admit it. Eve is dead, and the life support is only making the parting moments more difficult.

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)
Korsiri
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2012-09-25 22:51:47 UTC
lol

Forum pvp != Eve :)

amazing how much fun the game is if you ignore the players :P
Reicine Ceer
State War Academy
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-09-25 22:51:59 UTC
Gotta catch 'em all.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#13 - 2012-09-25 22:53:05 UTC
Petrus Blackshell wrote:
Dammit Tippia, carebears are players too
Nah. They're more like NPCs.
Ekscalybur
Templar Services Inc.
#14 - 2012-09-25 22:57:55 UTC
Fraxi Nilanth wrote:
Eve can't die because I'm here now. My awesomeness will hold up the whole game.


I said that as well when I was new, and the forums were flooded with Eve is dying threads.


That was 7 years ago.

nerf Veldspar!
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#15 - 2012-09-25 23:00:34 UTC
Ekscalybur wrote:
Fraxi Nilanth wrote:
Eve can't die because I'm here now. My awesomeness will hold up the whole game.


I said that as well when I was new, and the forums were flooded with Eve is dying threads.


That was 7 years ago.

Stop it!

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)
Ocih
Space Mermaids
#16 - 2012-09-25 23:01:09 UTC
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#17 - 2012-09-25 23:29:18 UTC
Ocih wrote:
http://europe.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2011-01/10/content_11821263.htm

Might work for EVE too. Give it a go.

The people doing that are the ones killing it in the first place (at least, purportedly).

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)
stoicfaux
#18 - 2012-09-25 23:57:47 UTC
If the forums are alive and well, then Eve is alive and well. - stoicfaux's Law of Shiptoasting -

"Why," you ask?That's stupid you say? Because the forums provide the audience for Eve's drama queens and megalomaniacs. Why are drama queens and megalomaniacs important? Because they have charisma, and charisma leads to leadership, leadership attracts followers, and followers get things done in Eve, and Eve is game about getting things done.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Bigpimping
Pimp Inc.
#19 - 2012-09-26 00:16:40 UTC
'Cos of offline skill training, just saying.
Paul Oliver
Doomheim
#20 - 2012-09-26 00:52:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Paul Oliver
MARK MY WORDS..... EVE will not die until five minutes before I can finally afford a Vindicator, pray that moment never comes. Twisted
Its good to be [Gallente](http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1209/QEQlJ.jpg).
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