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22.5b Rupture - Darwin Awards

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Raiz Nhell
State War Academy
Caldari State
#41 - 2012-09-26 05:51:58 UTC
I would love to know what went through his mind as he entered structure and realised it was all over...

I hope to any available deity that he has learned...

There is no such thing as a fair fight...

If your fighting fair you have automatically put yourself at a disadvantage.

Mars Theran
Foreign Interloper
#42 - 2012-09-26 06:03:38 UTC
Heh, I just noticed that the ship pilot was Minmatar FW Flying in Caldari space, getting popped by Caldari Navy. Lol
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Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#43 - 2012-09-26 07:54:43 UTC
Lin-Young Borovskova wrote:


No, no and NO!!

It's not the pilot fault, it's the ship that needs buffs. This is the proof Ruppys are really bad.
Please Mr Pilot, next time use a PIrate ship instead or hell a navy faction one, they're awesome for this too.


There are no bad ships, just bad pilots.
Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
Senpai's Afterschool Anime and Gaming Club
#44 - 2012-09-26 08:47:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Destiny Corrupted
Okay, I'm going to show you guys how it's done. Ready?


CPP this is absolutey rediculouse!! 9 years and u STILL havnt fixt broken highsec aggro xploits...WAKE UP!! u r loosing CUSTOMERS to 14 y/o virgins living in their mums basements when u can so easily fix this problems!!!

mineing barges buffs were good but obv not enugh becuz ppl r STILL getting theyre ships ganked in empire so u need to do MORE to fix this problem ones and 4 all

1. 1st of all ships need BIGGER EHPbecause gankers r killing ships TOO FAST...u need to doubble or tripel for pilots ine mpire whos sec is above 1 so like +1 sec=double EHP +2 sec=triple EHP and like that this will let PVE pilots to be more safe because they dont want to pvp

2. U need to make haueling safe becausew it is NOT pvp profesion!!! this is very EASY u just make a button that makes ship immune to target for x amount of tiem in empire 4 ppl who r hauling pve profit 4 sell in jita/ammar.. if u dont do this than ppl cant sell there mission loot and cant buy plex to cotniue sub ITS COMON SENSE! but make to sure to prevent abuse to only let this 4 ppl who r actualy hauling so only let people with cargo expander etc fit to having this buttin

3. insurence needs to cover cargos ASAP wtf CCP its 2012 and insurence still dont cover cargo??? even IRL it covers cargo for trucks and ships and etc so y not hear?? just make it cover cargo and then if gankers still exploit and gank then the player dont lose ne thing cause its not his fault 4 just tryig 2 play teh game

U need to act FAST or eve is gonig to DIE!!! i gave u these tree EXCELLANT ideas and can fix game so easy if u just lISTEN unless u dont care ne more cause ur happy making money from griefer subs only in which case enjoy ur tiny subs cause there is so much other games out their 2 play

*shudders*

I wrote some true EVE stories! And no, they're not of the generic "my 0.0 alliance had lots of 0.0 fleets and took a lot of 0.0 space" sort. Check them out here:

https://truestories.eveonline.com/users/2074-destiny-corrupted

Borisk Zeltsh
Alcohlics Anonymous
#45 - 2012-09-26 09:51:08 UTC
Destiny Corrupted wrote:
Okay, I'm going to show you guys how it's done. Ready?


CPP this is absolutey rediculouse!! 9 years and u STILL havnt fixt broken highsec aggro xploits...WAKE UP!! u r loosing CUSTOMERS to 14 y/o virgins living in their mums basements when u can so easily fix this problems!!!

mineing barges buffs were good but obv not enugh becuz ppl r STILL getting theyre ships ganked in empire so u need to do MORE to fix this problem ones and 4 all

1. 1st of all ships need BIGGER EHPbecause gankers r killing ships TOO FAST...u need to doubble or tripel for pilots ine mpire whos sec is above 1 so like +1 sec=double EHP +2 sec=triple EHP and like that this will let PVE pilots to be more safe because they dont want to pvp

2. U need to make haueling safe becausew it is NOT pvp profesion!!! this is very EASY u just make a button that makes ship immune to target for x amount of tiem in empire 4 ppl who r hauling pve profit 4 sell in jita/ammar.. if u dont do this than ppl cant sell there mission loot and cant buy plex to cotniue sub ITS COMON SENSE! but make to sure to prevent abuse to only let this 4 ppl who r actualy hauling so only let people with cargo expander etc fit to having this buttin

3. insurence needs to cover cargos ASAP wtf CCP its 2012 and insurence still dont cover cargo??? even IRL it covers cargo for trucks and ships and etc so y not hear?? just make it cover cargo and then if gankers still exploit and gank then the player dont lose ne thing cause its not his fault 4 just tryig 2 play teh game

U need to act FAST or eve is gonig to DIE!!! i gave u these tree EXCELLANT ideas and can fix game so easy if u just lISTEN unless u dont care ne more cause ur happy making money from griefer subs only in which case enjoy ur tiny subs cause there is so much other games out their 2 play

*shudders*



why should ppl be 100% safe even in lo-sec ???
eve has been dieing for years and years funny its still alive and kicking
Quarn Zod
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#46 - 2012-09-26 10:27:54 UTC
Destiny Corrupted wrote:
Okay, I'm going to show you guys how it's done. Ready?


CPP this is absolutey rediculouse!! 9 years and u STILL havnt fixt broken highsec aggro xploits...WAKE UP!! u r loosing CUSTOMERS to 14 y/o virgins living in their mums basements when u can so easily fix this problems!!!

mineing barges buffs were good but obv not enugh becuz ppl r STILL getting theyre ships ganked in empire so u need to do MORE to fix this problem ones and 4 all

1. 1st of all ships need BIGGER EHPbecause gankers r killing ships TOO FAST...u need to doubble or tripel for pilots ine mpire whos sec is above 1 so like +1 sec=double EHP +2 sec=triple EHP and like that this will let PVE pilots to be more safe because they dont want to pvp

2. U need to make haueling safe becausew it is NOT pvp profesion!!! this is very EASY u just make a button that makes ship immune to target for x amount of tiem in empire 4 ppl who r hauling pve profit 4 sell in jita/ammar.. if u dont do this than ppl cant sell there mission loot and cant buy plex to cotniue sub ITS COMON SENSE! but make to sure to prevent abuse to only let this 4 ppl who r actualy hauling so only let people with cargo expander etc fit to having this buttin

3. insurence needs to cover cargos ASAP wtf CCP its 2012 and insurence still dont cover cargo??? even IRL it covers cargo for trucks and ships and etc so y not hear?? just make it cover cargo and then if gankers still exploit and gank then the player dont lose ne thing cause its not his fault 4 just tryig 2 play teh game

U need to act FAST or eve is gonig to DIE!!! i gave u these tree EXCELLANT ideas and can fix game so easy if u just lISTEN unless u dont care ne more cause ur happy making money from griefer subs only in which case enjoy ur tiny subs cause there is so much other games out their 2 play

*shudders*


What? aggro exploit? Its simply FW old chap?
Tarvos Telesto
Blood Fanatics
#47 - 2012-09-26 10:36:29 UTC
Welcome in broken game, FW for the win.

EvE isn't game, its style of living.

Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#48 - 2012-09-26 11:10:27 UTC
the best way to carry eggs, is with one basket, you get them moved faster.

usually no mess probably, why not, yes thats it, wait..... yes.

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.

Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#49 - 2012-09-26 13:11:33 UTC
Quarn Zod wrote:
And the Darwin award goes to......

Link

See most expensive kill!


Darwin Award ? Heck, this bloke deserves the IgNobel Award and may his rectum grow tastebuds.
What a horrendous waste.
Full of hilarity, yet sad at the depth of stupidity.
Idris Helion
Doomheim
#50 - 2012-09-26 13:16:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Idris Helion
That Ruppie really belongs in the s**t-fit hall of fame.

I can't even think of a scenario where a fit like this would possibly make sense. I mean, if you're operating on the theory that no one would bother cargo-scanning a cruiser, then why take an enemy cruiser into Caldari space if you're a Minmatar war target? Jump into an Osprey or better yet a Heron and book it for Jita. Or dump everything in a humble little Badger and try to look like a week-old noob hauling Veldspar ore. (EDIT: Though I guess using Caldari ships wouldn't work as you'd still be flagged as a war target, but still.)

I'm beginning to wonder if this wasn't deliberate. Sabotage, lulz, or a vendetta against the corp. It's hard to understand how even a noob could do something like this, even through ignorance. (And how many noobs are going to be rocking 22B ISK worth of merch anyhow?)
Lfod Shi
Lfod's Ratting and Salvage
#51 - 2012-09-26 13:24:56 UTC
Makes me feel a hell of a lot better about flying blindly into Rancer that one time. sniffle sniffle

♪ They'll always be bloodclaws to me ♫

Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#52 - 2012-09-26 15:45:34 UTC
Lfod Shi wrote:
Makes me feel a hell of a lot better about flying blindly into Rancer that one time. sniffle sniffle


'That one time" isn't bad really, just watch that moron that does it over and over and over...
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