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James 315 for CSM as hi-sec representative

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Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#41 - 2012-09-05 09:57:15 UTC
Posting in a James 315 is a f*cking idiot thread....

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Matriarch Prime
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#42 - 2012-09-05 09:59:26 UTC
I would vote for anyone else but James if he was on the ballot. Even if the other options were inanimate objects.

I try not to get into personal slander when I can help it, so I will just say that I have concerns about James's health.

I can't imagine constructive dialog happening with him present in a proceeding.

I like big guns. I can not lie. You other suckas can't deny. When I warp in, with an itty bity sig, with an arty in your face, you get sprung. You want to pull out your debuffs, 'cause you want to loot my stuff...deep, in a worm with nary, an escape but you can't stop staring. 'Cause, Oh crap!, Baby's got Point!

Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#43 - 2012-09-05 10:25:05 UTC
Matriarch Prime wrote:
I would vote for anyone else but James if he was on the ballot. Even if the other options were inanimate objects.



With the help of Jesus and this bottle of brandy, I believe I can be the inanimate object you need!

I trust I will have your vote for CSM 8, sir?

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016

Samillian
Angry Mustellid
#44 - 2012-09-05 10:29:53 UTC
Malcanis wrote:
Matriarch Prime wrote:
I would vote for anyone else but James if he was on the ballot. Even if the other options were inanimate objects.



With the help of Jesus and this bottle of brandy, I believe I can be the inanimate object you need!

I trust I will have your vote for CSM 8, sir?



Malcanis you dead drunk or stone cold sober are by far the best candidate I could think of for CSM and if you do run you have my vote.

NBSI shall be the whole of the Law

Matriarch Prime
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#45 - 2012-09-05 10:43:38 UTC
Malcanis wrote:
Matriarch Prime wrote:
I would vote for anyone else but James if he was on the ballot. Even if the other options were inanimate objects.



With the help of Jesus and this bottle of brandy, I believe I can be the inanimate object you need!

I trust I will have your vote for CSM 8, sir?


If your signature is any indication, and you are propsing free alcohol and salvation.

I think I can get on board with that. :P

I like big guns. I can not lie. You other suckas can't deny. When I warp in, with an itty bity sig, with an arty in your face, you get sprung. You want to pull out your debuffs, 'cause you want to loot my stuff...deep, in a worm with nary, an escape but you can't stop staring. 'Cause, Oh crap!, Baby's got Point!

Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#46 - 2012-09-05 11:04:03 UTC
If I vote for him, will he give me a PLEX like Darius III did?

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.

Roime
Mea Culpa.
Shadow Cartel
#47 - 2012-09-05 11:13:19 UTC
One vote for James is one vote for better hisec!

+1, great initiative

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Dyvim Slorm
Coven of the Morrigan
#48 - 2012-09-05 11:19:40 UTC
All those miners will be queuing up to vote for him Big smile
Ghazu
#49 - 2012-09-05 11:27:25 UTC
Malcanis wrote:
Matriarch Prime wrote:
I would vote for anyone else but James if he was on the ballot. Even if the other options were inanimate objects.



With the help of Jesus and this bottle of brandy, I believe I can be the inanimate object you need!

I trust I will have your vote for CSM 8, sir?

Dude you are not high sec.

http://www.minerbumping.com/ lol what the christ https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2299984#post2299984

Lysanne Reqetta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#50 - 2012-09-05 11:37:00 UTC
Shipping in a toast thread.

Why the **** would any highsec pilot vote for a man who wants to make their home space almost useless?

Blatant alt posting? In my EVE? It's more likely than you think.

NEVER FORGET - NOVEMBER 2013 - THE GREAT SIGNATURE MASSACRE

Mistah Ewedynao
Ice Axe Psycho Killers
#51 - 2012-09-05 11:43:04 UTC
James 315 for worst Goon Alt since Lady Skank's alt.

I thought you people were all moving to Mech Warrior online?

Nerf Goons

Nuke em from orbit....it's the only way to be sure.

Josef Djugashvilis
#52 - 2012-09-05 11:51:55 UTC
I would choose Mittens as a hi-sec rep over James and Tippia.

James and his 315 pages of tedious anti-miner tosh.

Tippia, who really does understand the mechanics of Eve etc, but would probably argue with, (correct) every one else on the CSM, just because, well, it's what Tippia does.

Mittens, on the other hand, seems to know the game well, was a very creditable CSM chairman, and has (with the goons) provided some of the best player driven content ever seen in Eve.

He also seems to want all of Eve to prosper and do well.

Burn Jita was fun, but ultimately just that.

The Ice interdiction was, for me, the best player driven event I have ever known in Eve. Great fun, and with a serious player driven purpose.

This is not a signature.

DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#53 - 2012-09-05 12:05:50 UTC
Josef Djugashvilis wrote:
I would choose Mittens as a hi-sec rep over James and Tippia.

James and his 315 pages of tedious anti-miner tosh.

Tippia, who really does understand the mechanics of Eve etc, but would probably argue with, (correct) every one else on the CSM, just because, well, it's what Tippia does.

Mittens, on the other hand, seems to know the game well, was a very creditable CSM chairman, and has (with the goons) provided some of the best player driven content ever seen in Eve.

He also seems to want all of Eve to prosper and do well.

Burn Jita was fun, but ultimately just that.

The Ice interdiction was, for me, the best player driven event I have ever known in Eve. Great fun, and with a serious player driven purpose.


I feel left out no one has nominated me yet to represent Worm Hole Space Cry especially after I was OP of this GREAT THREAD: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=96286
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
Rellik B00n
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#54 - 2012-09-05 12:12:07 UTC
James 315 the goon? Dont we already have goons on the csm?
[Of a request for change ask: Who Benefits?](https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&find=unread&t=199765)
Volar Kang
Kang Industrial
#55 - 2012-09-05 12:15:23 UTC
Just what the CSM needs, another big ego who thinks Eve should be played his way.

I would vote for a milkdud before I voted for James. At least CCP could get a bit of enjoyment out of the milkdud.
Vaerah Vahrokha
Vahrokh Consulting
#56 - 2012-09-05 12:32:06 UTC
Malcanis wrote:
Matriarch Prime wrote:
I would vote for anyone else but James if he was on the ballot. Even if the other options were inanimate objects.



With the help of Jesus and this bottle of brandy, I believe I can be the inanimate object you need!

I trust I will have your vote for CSM 8, sir?


I'd rather vote Malcanis.

Tippia? More focused on schooling and nitpicking than on doing.
James 315? Reminds me one of those boring preachers who knock at your door on Sunday at 7.30am and want to impose you their crappy doctrine.
DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#57 - 2012-09-05 12:38:59 UTC
Rellik B00n wrote:
James 315 the goon? Dont we already have goons on the csm?


No they got thrown under a bus the last I heard
An' then Chicken@little.com, he come scramblin outta the    Terminal room screaming "The system's crashing! The system's    crashing!" -Uncle RAMus, 'Tales for Cyberpsychotic Children'
Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#58 - 2012-09-05 12:53:20 UTC
Nah !!

Vote me for CSM 8!!

I will not be candidate.

I know nothing about this game but I pretend to.

I'm the perfect candidate because I said so.

Because I'm better than you despite you moms telling you differently.

Because I said so.

Vote me.

brb

Osabojo
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#59 - 2012-09-05 12:54:07 UTC
Volar Kang wrote:
Just what the CSM needs, another big ego who thinks Eve should be played his way.

I would vote for a milkdud before I voted for James. At least CCP could get a bit of enjoyment out of the milkdud.


Such “wisdom” does not come down from heaven but is earthly, unspiritual, demonic.
RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#60 - 2012-09-05 13:00:40 UTC
James for CSM holy **** the world is ending. Seriously if you want a player on the CSM who represents high sec, that pilot should have a background of helping new players and is respected by all professions in high sec miners included. I have never seen James in the help chat channel. He hides in an NPC corp because he fears constant war decs. Why does he fear constant war decs you ask? Well he can’t defend himself and nobody will fight beside him. I think james is a goon highsec spy or he could possibly be the mittani. Pretty suspicious how his articles appeared so fast on the mittani website hmmmmmm…….

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