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More Expensive NeX items please.

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Akara Ito
Phalanx Solutions
#21 - 2011-09-28 19:02:14 UTC
Just add a giant, white top hat for 100k Aurum.
The trolls will bloat out the sun.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#22 - 2011-09-28 19:03:09 UTC
I want them to sell me a paper bag to cover my ugly face.
Bonus if there is a badly drawn smiley on it.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Ciar Meara
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#23 - 2011-09-28 19:04:17 UTC
So many excellent responses, so much beautiful trolling...it brings tears to my eyes.

- [img]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/janus/ceosig.jpg[/img] [yellow]English only please. Zymurgist[/yellow]
stoicfaux
#24 - 2011-09-28 19:08:36 UTC
Seriously, pimp my NeX:

suits

hats

Ladies heart sunglasses

watches


Swimming in PLEX cash CCP would be.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Vertisce Soritenshi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2011-09-28 19:10:36 UTC
Brilliant troll! 11/10!

No seriously...this made me laugh. Needed something to cheer me up after dealing with so many idiots on these forums. Thanks to the OP.

Bounties for all! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2279821#post2279821
Homo Erectus
Evolution
Northern Coalition.
#26 - 2011-09-28 19:25:44 UTC
Vertisce Soritenshi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2011-09-28 19:35:12 UTC
Homo Erectus wrote:
better troll: http://fangaroo.org/eve-online-fashion-trolling-a-gm


lol...that was well worth the read.

Bounties for all! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2279821#post2279821
Amsterdam Conversations
Doomheim
#28 - 2011-09-28 19:35:15 UTC
Homo Erectus wrote:
better troll: http://fangaroo.org/eve-online-fashion-trolling-a-gm

How is it a troll?
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#29 - 2011-09-28 19:36:53 UTC
CCP = "Crowd Control Productions".

Every monocle purchased is less $$ going to some knuckle headed political movement.
And anyone who would purchase a monocle is that sort who would be taken in by such movements. Their money is being diverted to space pixels instead of going to some tyrants' campaign or thug payroll.

I support what CCP is doing.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Homo Erectus
Evolution
Northern Coalition.
#30 - 2011-09-28 19:37:59 UTC
Amsterdam Conversations wrote:
Homo Erectus wrote:
better troll: http://fangaroo.org/eve-online-fashion-trolling-a-gm

How is it a troll?


pretty much for the same reason you're asking how it's a troll. you should be a GM

I predate you.
Carcosa Hali
Perkone
Caldari State
#31 - 2011-09-28 19:38:07 UTC
Homo Erectus wrote:
better troll: http://fangaroo.org/eve-online-fashion-trolling-a-gm


that was brilliant!!
buee
New Armitage Company
#32 - 2011-09-28 19:41:22 UTC
The inventory in the NeX scratches only 1% of how much they have already completed. It's called planned obsolescence, the absolute keystone of all fashion and item mall principles. I believe the op has proven that this slightly immoral scheme works quite well. Not to worry, they will release another 1% of the inventory soon, and yes, there will be more expensive items. Think Titan prices – that should put you in the ballpark.

Once all of you dorks are complacent with the NeX and comfortable with buying items more expensive than the ships you fly, CCP will release P2W items. Promises are empty when corporations operate on the principle of money first, product soon™.
Renan Ruivo
Forcas armadas
Brave Collective
#33 - 2011-09-28 19:43:58 UTC
Monocle users, you are unique. Just like every other monocle user.

The world is a community of idiots doing a series of things until it explodes and we all die.
Griselllda Blanco
Mars Matera
#34 - 2011-09-28 19:45:40 UTC
CCP Zymurgist wrote:
What these items are and when they will available I'm sorry I don't have that on hand

1/10
Cipher Jones
The Thomas Edwards Taco Tuesday All Stars
#35 - 2011-09-28 20:10:40 UTC
Ah, this thread != trolling. I really want more expensive NeX items. There really are people who will buy it. The fact that that pisses some people off is what makes people refer to it as such.

That other thing I didnt really click on, it sounds like genuine trolling.

internet spaceships

are serious business sir.

and don't forget it
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