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Doomheim
#1 - 2012-08-27 14:18:42 UTC
I just saw a rorqual killmail that had a falcon pilot on it named "ECM Jesus"

http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=1422029

BECAUSE OF FALCON BRO
James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp RELOADED
CODE.
#2 - 2012-08-27 14:22:21 UTC
Yes you did... What?

MinerBumping.com
Din Chao
#3 - 2012-08-27 14:23:20 UTC
Stealth proselytizing
stoicfaux
#4 - 2012-08-27 14:35:03 UTC
Odd, ECM Jesus implies deliberate obfuscation. I'm pretty sure His message was clear: "Okay, okay, it's obvious ten little rules was eight too many. Let's try just two rules: 'Love God, and love your neighbor.' That should be simple enough for you hairless monkeys to understand, right?"

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Rordan D'Kherr
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2012-08-27 15:41:33 UTC
So, you once saw a killmail.

cool story, bro

Don't be scared, because being afk is not a crime.
Zera Kerrigan
The 420th Token
#6 - 2012-08-27 15:47:04 UTC
Oh oh oh! A thread about someone I know! Shocked
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#7 - 2012-08-27 15:50:02 UTC
In before some attention seeking malcontent counters with the trendy yet socially shocking ECCM Jesus.

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Marlona Sky
State War Academy
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-08-27 15:52:41 UTC
Ranger 1 wrote:
In before some attention seeking malcontent counters with the trendy yet socially shocking ECCM Jesus.

The amount of effort in making someone called ECCM Jesus and the sacrificing a character slot is simply not worth it and hardly effective. Just like fitting a real ECCM module on your ship.
Nyreanya
Serenity Labs
#9 - 2012-08-27 15:56:44 UTC
You are easily amused.

[/sarcasm]
stoicfaux
#10 - 2012-08-27 16:18:37 UTC
Marlona Sky wrote:
Ranger 1 wrote:
In before some attention seeking malcontent counters with the trendy yet socially shocking ECCM Jesus.

The amount of effort in making someone called ECCM Jesus and the sacrificing a character slot is simply not worth it and hardly effective. Just like fitting a real ECCM module on your ship.

Yeah, ECCM Jesus took the 'ships are no longer 100% unprobeable' nerf pretty hard and biomassed himself. I think he's resurrecting as AFK Cloaky Jesus now.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
No More Heroes
Boomer Humor
Snuffed Out
#11 - 2012-08-27 16:24:38 UTC
I too start threads because of random details in unremarkable killmails. Cry

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Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#12 - 2012-08-27 16:32:20 UTC
Well I do have to admire a player that knows what he wants, names his pilot accordingly and sticks to the plan.

I get a good laugh when I see pilots with names like 'Death Slayer' and 'Murder Man' sitting in their Retrievers, shooting rocks all day.

Mr Epeen Cool
TheBreadMuncher
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
#13 - 2012-08-27 16:47:48 UTC
No More Heroes wrote:
I too start threads because of random details in unremarkable killmails. Cry


I too poorly troll unremarkable posts.

"We will create the introduction thread if that is requested by the community. Also, we will have an ISD Seminar about the CCL team in the coming weeks in which you can ask your questions about the CCL team and provide some constructive feedback to us." - Countless pages of locked threads and numerous permabanned accounts later, change is coming.
No More Heroes
Boomer Humor
Snuffed Out
#14 - 2012-08-27 16:51:19 UTC
TheBreadMuncher wrote:
No More Heroes wrote:
I too start threads because of random details in unremarkable killmails. Cry


I too poorly troll unremarkable posts.


Stay on topic please. No trolling/ flaming.

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Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#15 - 2012-08-27 18:08:14 UTC
Ranger 1 wrote:
In before some attention seeking malcontent counters with the trendy yet socially shocking ECCM Jesus.


Reasonable counter to ECCM Jesus I can think right now would be ECCM Judas. I'm good?

brb
baltec1
Bat Country
The Initiative.
#16 - 2012-08-27 18:20:43 UTC
Lin-Young Borovskova wrote:
Ranger 1 wrote:
In before some attention seeking malcontent counters with the trendy yet socially shocking ECCM Jesus.


Reasonable counter to ECCM Jesus I can think right now would be ECCM Judas. I'm good?


I hear that guy is an awoxer
stoicfaux
#17 - 2012-08-27 18:27:43 UTC
Lin-Young Borovskova wrote:
Ranger 1 wrote:
In before some attention seeking malcontent counters with the trendy yet socially shocking ECCM Jesus.


Reasonable counter to ECCM Jesus I can think right now would be ECCM Judas. I'm good?

No, Judas was a just a spy who got close to Jesus so the Romans could do an on-grid WTZ and interdict Jesus. Christians should be glad that the Romans didn't bother to bubble Jesus' tomb.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
ECM Jesus
Wormhole Exploration And Production
#18 - 2012-08-27 21:42:11 UTC
Hello belivers. I am ECM Jesus son of ECM Allah.

I am sad to announce that the rorqual killmail in question was faked as part of a scam.

May my Falcon bring peace to you dirty practitioners of ECCM.
Self-destruct It's Okay
RAM Legion DOT
#19 - 2012-08-27 22:39:48 UTC
ECM Jesus wrote:
Hello belivers. I am ECM Jesus son of ECM Allah.

I am sad to announce that the rorqual killmail in question was faked as part of a scam.

May my Falcon bring peace to you dirty practitioners of ECCM.

lol he just doesn't want to admit that I am richer than him and can fly tengus while he can afford only falcon

what a failure of a farmer pig
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2012-08-27 22:44:39 UTC
Damn Witnesses... can't even escape them in New Eden.

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
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