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Is it possible to get high on bacon?
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Shameless Avenger
Can Preachers of Kador
#1 - 2012-08-19 13:02:42 UTC
I just ate lots of bacon. I was really hungry and sad. But now I'm full like a pig, after eating lots of pig bacon and I feel so happy. In fact, I feel more than happy. I actually feel high. I feel like I just had a few beers. But I only ate bacon. Am I high on bacon?

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AlleyKat
The Unwanted.
#2 - 2012-08-19 13:46:01 UTC
Shameless Avenger wrote:
I just ate lots of bacon. I was really hungry and sad. But now I'm full like a pig, after eating lots of pig bacon and I feel so happy. In fact, I feel more than happy. I actually feel high. I feel like I just had a few beers. But I only ate bacon. Am I high on bacon?


Booze makes you crave meat.

It eats the iron in your body, making you crave fatty meat products to replenish lost iron.

If you're a drinker, this is why a kebab after a nights drinking seems desirable and logical.

As for this high you got...can only speculate the bacon is giving your body something which it has been lacking, and is rewarding you by dumping happy endorphins into your system.

AK

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Charles Baker
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2012-08-19 16:47:43 UTC
It's bacon, getting high is one of it's magical properties, may i recommend that you buy a baguette, hollow it out, cook copious ammounts of crisp bacon, gib the bacon then stuff it into the hollowed baguette and smoke that thing.
Shameless Avenger
Can Preachers of Kador
#4 - 2012-08-19 18:19:23 UTC
Charles Baker wrote:
It's bacon, getting high is one of it's magical properties, may i recommend that you buy a baguette, hollow it out, cook copious ammounts of crisp bacon, gib the bacon then stuff it into the hollowed baguette and smoke that thing.


Genius!

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Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#5 - 2012-08-19 20:11:24 UTC
Charles Baker wrote:
It's bacon, getting high is one of it's magical properties, may i recommend that you buy a baguette, hollow it out, cook copious ammounts of crisp bacon, gib the bacon then stuff it into the hollowed baguette and smoke that thing.


Infidel! Don't disclose the sekrit rites of the Baconites of the 9th Rib Chop of Utter Crispiness days! Else the Pigquisition will drop upon you!!!

Arghh BACON!

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Selinate
#6 - 2012-08-20 00:29:21 UTC
It's just the trans fats slowly rotting away at your brain.

I just ate a whole pizza for the first time in a long time... now I feel like crap...
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-08-20 00:32:44 UTC
Selinate wrote:
It's just the trans fats slowly rotting away at your brain.

I just ate a whole pizza for the first time in a long time... now I feel like crap...


The flatbread pizzas at Buffalo Wild Wings are really good and individual sized so (with moderation) you won't turn into a colossal fatass Big smile

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Christopher AET
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-08-20 00:37:10 UTC
http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/

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dexington
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-08-20 06:23:11 UTC
Selinate wrote:
It's just the trans fats slowly rotting away at your brain.


True vegetarianism at it's finest.

I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.
Metal Icarus
Star Frontiers
Brotherhood of Spacers
#10 - 2012-08-20 20:55:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Metal Icarus
With marijuana (EDIT: WEED) being illegal in the united states, the people have turned to a new drug....

Bacon.

In ten years when the women get sick and tired of fat men getting high off of copious amounts of bacon (see epic meal time), they will try to regulate it and start a bacon prohibition movement that will led to an amendment of the constitution, thus banning it.

Then, many midwestern pig farming cites and counties get over run by underground bacon cartels that struggle to satisfy the nations hunger for bacon, driving up the crime and murder rate ten fold!

5 years after the signing of the anti bacon amendment, a new amendment will be signed into law repealing the bacon ban. The nation's women will apologize to the public for trying to oppress the bacon loving public.

TL;DR: fat ppl getting high bacon will lead to bacon prohibition, then will be repealed.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-08-20 21:05:40 UTC
Metal Icarus wrote:
With ********* (EDIT: WEED) being illegal in the united states, the people have turned to a new drug....



Not everywhere, cops in Los Angeles don't give a rat's ass about weed. I saw a guy smoking it outside the police station and not a second look from anyone Big smile

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-08-20 21:30:48 UTC
Metal Icarus wrote:


TL;DR: fat ppl getting high bacon will lead to bacon prohibition, then will be repealed.


Not fat people (like me!) will riot along with the fat people.

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Selinate
#13 - 2012-08-20 21:44:19 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Selinate wrote:
It's just the trans fats slowly rotting away at your brain.

I just ate a whole pizza for the first time in a long time... now I feel like crap...


The flatbread pizzas at Buffalo Wild Wings are really good and individual sized so (with moderation) you won't turn into a colossal ****** Big smile


Hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... I will take your advice into consideration.............
Selinate
#14 - 2012-08-20 21:44:42 UTC
dexington wrote:
Selinate wrote:
It's just the trans fats slowly rotting away at your brain.


True vegetarianism at it's finest.


I'm not a vegetarian though. It was supposed to be a joke...
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-08-20 22:37:27 UTC
I'm dating a vegetarian, gets awkward sometimes Bear

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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#16 - 2012-08-20 22:39:18 UTC
There are plentty of people that exhibit a drug like dependency to food. Take that as you may.


Slade
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2012-08-20 22:52:11 UTC
Slade Trillgon wrote:
There are plentty of people that exhibit a drug like dependency to food. Take that as you may.


Slade


Pfft... druggies...

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dexington
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-08-21 06:37:46 UTC
Selinate wrote:
dexington wrote:
Selinate wrote:
It's just the trans fats slowly rotting away at your brain.

True vegetarianism at it's finest.

I'm not a vegetarian though. It was supposed to be a joke...


I that case i'll take you off the kill list, but we will be watching you, while we eat tasty endangered animals.

I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.
Herping yourDerp
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2012-08-21 18:09:36 UTC
Bacon is mostly saturated fat which is good for you and makes you feel full, as well as being very nutritious it could make you feel very happy. bacon is exactly what your body craves, it has 2 of the 3 ( sometimes all 3) of the flavors humans desire (fatty, salty, and sweet)
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#20 - 2012-08-21 19:29:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Micheal Dietrich
Not only does Bacon work on everything, Bacon also functions as a hate crime now.

One of you didn't happen to be on a sugar induced bacon binge in the wrong neighborhood lately, have you?

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