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The most FAIL players in the game!

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Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#81 - 2012-08-16 18:03:17 UTC
Anslo wrote:

And that's where you ******* pvp-tards make me ashamed to say I PvP. You think it's all the KB, all the points. Dude, it's a ******* game, get over it kid. If you want to test me out, please, let's meet up, 1v1. Message me in game and I'll be more than happy to tear you a new *******. As for my other posts, you seem some what butt frustrated over my replies. There is no need to be upset, child.


My tear cup overfloweth.
Anslo
Scope Works
#82 - 2012-08-16 18:04:52 UTC
Diesel47 wrote:
Anslo wrote:

And that's where you ******* pvp-tards make me ashamed to say I PvP. You think it's all the KB, all the points. Dude, it's a ******* game, get over it kid. If you want to test me out, please, let's meet up, 1v1. Message me in game and I'll be more than happy to tear you a new *******. As for my other posts, you seem some what butt frustrated over my replies. There is no need to be upset, child.


My tear cup overfloweth.


Tear's are when someone whines about you ganking their frigate, I'm giving you a chance to walk the walk.

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Beat General
Doomheim
#83 - 2012-08-16 18:06:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Beat General
Anslo wrote:

And that's where you ******* pvp-tards make me ashamed to say I PvP. You think it's all the KB, all the points. Dude, it's a ******* game, get over it kid. If you want to test me out, please, let's meet up, 1v1. Message me in game and I'll be more than happy to tear you a new *******. As for my other posts, you seem some what butt frustrated over my replies. There is no need to be upset, child.

I nominate this guy for fail player of the thread.


Anslo wrote:
Diesel47 wrote:
Anslo wrote:

And that's where you ******* pvp-tards make me ashamed to say I PvP. You think it's all the KB, all the points. Dude, it's a ******* game, get over it kid. If you want to test me out, please, let's meet up, 1v1. Message me in game and I'll be more than happy to tear you a new *******. As for my other posts, you seem some what butt frustrated over my replies. There is no need to be upset, child.


My tear cup overfloweth.


Tear's are when someone whines about you ganking their frigate, I'm giving you a chance to walk the walk.


Nah, wannabepvper tears best tears.
Nikolai Dostoyevski
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#84 - 2012-08-16 18:09:21 UTC
Me!

In my earlier days, I bit on not just one can flipper during a mission.. but two, thinking that the second time I would be well enough equipped to take him out.. only to see him warp in a logi and wipe me out. Didn't realize back then that even if I had put the hurt on him, I wasn't going to be able to keep him from warping out because I had no point equipped (and not nearly enough damage to alpha him).
Gun Gal
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#85 - 2012-08-16 19:32:14 UTC
Diesel47 wrote:
Gun Gal wrote:
Diesel47 wrote:
Gun Gal wrote:

hmm, id have to say fail people like you, who think your so shyte hot you have the right to make fun of other people.

/shrug


WoW is that way ->



lolz, I started playing EVE three days after release while you were still mewling at your mothers breast.

i am assuming that since you know where wow is, you must have played, and failed at that game?

btw, why did you call yourself diesel? is it in honor of vin diesel, and his sexual predications?


Lol


You've been playing 3 days after release yet you don't have a single kill or loss?

You've got to be the biggest carebear in the entire EvE universe then. Lol

No wonder you take offence to such a icky "pvper" thread like this.

HTFU scrub.


OK your now nominated for fail, lol, two tears in and you don't even know how to to notice that I use this char as a forum warrior. Sheeshe, talk about fail
highonpop
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#86 - 2012-08-16 20:21:44 UTC  |  Edited by: highonpop
I'm up there towards the top. I failed pretty hard last night.


Undock with the wrong overview tab active in a paper thin bomber.... i didnt make it far off the undock Shocked

FC, what do?
Quaaid
Phoenix Foundry
#87 - 2012-08-16 20:48:58 UTC
All the new capsuleers who thought that a bookmark named "Mission Reward: 10,000,000.00 ISK " was real and took it out of a can. I miss those days.
Soundwave Plays Diablo
Doomheim
#88 - 2012-08-16 21:06:49 UTC
Lin-Young Borovskova wrote:
Soundwave Plays Diablo wrote:
3. People with more forum likes than killmails.


You fail to see where's the problem here, the lack of e-peen KM's instead of team work (witch usually leads to no kill mail for most friends, they show in thou)

Actually you only fail to understand "social experience". You can go back to your alts multiboxing social experience, thanks for your important participation. Lol




I get kill mails with my friends all the time and we aren't in corp or alliance together. Sometimes I'm only logged into one account when I do it.

Thank's for your input based on blatant misinformation.

arcca jeth
Dark Alliance
#89 - 2012-08-16 21:24:54 UTC
I was in EC once practicing some stealth bomber runs and accidentally blew my manti up with the bomb blast. Thus giving myself a killmail on my own ship lmao
ShiftyMcFly's Second Cousin
Doomheim
#90 - 2012-08-16 21:31:18 UTC
arcca jeth wrote:
I was in EC once practicing some stealth bomber runs and accidentally blew my manti up with the bomb blast. Thus giving myself a killmail on my own ship lmao


So you dropped the grenade and tripped on your own shoelaces trying to get away? P
Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#91 - 2012-08-16 23:00:44 UTC
Gun Gal wrote:


OK your now nominated for fail, lol, two tears in and you don't even know how to to notice that I use this char as a forum warrior. Sheeshe, talk about fail


Stop trying. I saw how your fragile carebear feelings were hurt when we started to poke fun at your carebear buddies.

I bet you petition CCP when your ships blow up too. Blink
Christopher AET
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#92 - 2012-08-17 00:23:59 UTC
Drunk roam best roam. Drank a whole bottle of scotch and wanted to pew. Off we go. I TACKLED CARRIER ! .....no Chris.....that's a rat. ......oh :(

I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance.
Smohq Anmirorz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#93 - 2012-08-17 00:35:54 UTC
Mystic Lore Arcanium wrote:
In a few weeks I'm going to try for the "Fail" title, I have a plan too.

My goal is to lose as many fights as I can possibly get myself into. I'm training up an alt for this and I'll be flying badgers mostly, maybe a frigate or cruiser... any sort of cheap ship since I will need a lot of them. Then I'll fit them with oddball random stuff and venture out into lowsec or nullsec in search of gatecamps. If I find a descent gatecamp, I'll see how many times I can die to it before they just give up on me.

I figure if I can build up a good 3,000 - 5,000 lossmails without a single kill, I should be in the running for "EvE's Biggest Loser".

Should be great fun trying

.


Make sure to fill your hold with quafe and corpses and tangled power conduits and npc dna and...
Lord Arakkis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#94 - 2012-08-17 00:48:53 UTC
My lame former Corp CEO. The corp was founded by four people. He was just nominated the person that would do all the "paperwork" of setting the corp up. All things were to go through the four founders. Well, all of a sudden, he went on a power trip, starting lording over the corp and the vent chat that was being used. Not to mention he had at one time paid an hour old new corp member over 30 mil for a miner and fittings (which we didnt see after that day)

So now, people are dropping from the corp like flies, and a few have even made it a point to pod him everytime hes online.

Dont be a douche.

Your still a child in the eyes of the universe
Wacktopia
Fleet-Up.com
Keep It Simple Software Group
#95 - 2012-08-17 00:54:05 UTC
People who post ill-thought-out suggestion threads in General Discussion fail pretty hard in my book.

Kitchen sink? Seriousy, get your ship together -  Fleet-Up.com
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#96 - 2012-08-17 00:57:22 UTC
Came here expecting to see a thread about me.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#97 - 2012-08-17 00:58:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Diesel47
Wacktopia wrote:
People who post ill-thought-out suggestion threads in General Discussion fail pretty hard in my book.


Sorry if you can't understand simple concepts. But there is no need to spam useless posts in every thread I make because you don't like my suggestions from another thread.

Time to grow up.
Keno Skir
#98 - 2012-08-17 01:14:29 UTC
Diesel47 wrote:
LilRemmy wrote:
You


1. I've never met you ingame. nice fail.

2. You mad I made fun of you for being a blob-bear? Lol


It's kinda an EvE joke, roll with it :)

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Wacktopia
Fleet-Up.com
Keep It Simple Software Group
#99 - 2012-08-17 01:14:54 UTC
Diesel47 wrote:
Wacktopia wrote:
People who post ill-thought-out suggestion threads in General Discussion fail pretty hard in my book.


Sorry if you are too dumb to understand simple concepts. But there is no need to spam useless posts in every thread I make because you don't like my suggestions from another thread.

Time to grow up.


This whole thread is hateful and spam. Someone pushed something back your way and you didn't like it. Fair enough.

Haha, "time to grow up". Who are you kidding?

Kitchen sink? Seriousy, get your ship together -  Fleet-Up.com
Gun Gal
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#100 - 2012-08-17 01:22:00 UTC
Diesel47 wrote:
Gun Gal wrote:


OK your now nominated for fail, lol, two tears in and you don't even know how to to notice that I use this char as a forum warrior. Sheeshe, talk about fail


Stop trying. I saw how your fragile carebear feelings were hurt when we started to poke fun at your carebear buddies.

I bet you petition CCP when your ships blow up too. Blink



no need to try, you make it ohh so easy, make that three tears for you, you whaana go for four ? Lol