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What Captains Quarters really need
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TheBreadMuncher
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
#41 - 2012-08-20 19:20:09 UTC
A PS3. So I can play DUST on PC Lol

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Garreth Vlox
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#42 - 2012-08-20 19:35:23 UTC
Terranid Meester wrote:
How can Captains Quarters be made a more enjoyable experience I found myself wondering a few seconds
ago, apart from some kind of meaningful interaction with the rest of Eve Online.

1. Pet fedos - I havn't cleaned my quarters in some time [like ever] and generally the mould from the
abandoned empty quafe bottles and boxes of protein delicacies have started to spill out. Fedos are basically
moving trash cans plus you can pet them. You might be able to eat them too, which might be useful because....
I HAVE NO FOOD AND IM LOCKED IN, IM GOING TO STARVE TO DEATH!!!!

2. MIni-mindclash table - Bereft of human companionship and hallucinating from lack of food, thus making me believe
in people who aren't there I need some way to entertain myself and my invisible friends. Mindclash in the room will enable
me many hours of meaningful games against myself. Cheating? Everyone wins!

3. A bed to sleep in - I cannot sleep in my bed. It must be a holographic bed as I cannot sleep in it. Must I always use the sofa and/or floor? I long for a fluffy pillow and pj's.

4. Secret bathroom - Like Commander Shepard, I must have a secret bathroom in here somewhere unless its on the
other side of that locked door. Guess I must push all of the wall to find the panel that slides open the door. Good thing
I don't have anything to eat and/or drink. being an immortal demi-god helps too I suppose.

5. Paint can - My store clothes aren't enough and I don't have enough aurum for a pair of stilletos. Can I buy a
can of paint? Im tired of the decor, mocking me. Familiarity breeds contempt.

6 Key to the door - LET ME OUT!


A stripper pole with your choice of stripper

The LULZ Boat.
NickyYo
modro
The Initiative.
#43 - 2012-08-20 19:36:09 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Tyrozan
Terranid Meester wrote:
How can Captains Quarters be made a more enjoyable experience I found myself wondering a few seconds
ago, apart from some kind of meaningful interaction with the rest of Eve Online.

1. Pet fedos - I havn't cleaned my quarters in some time [like ever] and generally the mould from the
abandoned empty quafe bottles and boxes of protein delicacies have started to spill out. Fedos are basically
moving trash cans plus you can pet them. You might be able to eat them too, which might be useful because....
I HAVE NO FOOD AND IM LOCKED IN, IM GOING TO STARVE TO DEATH!!!!

2. MIni-mindclash table - Bereft of human companionship and hallucinating from lack of food, thus making me believe
in people who aren't there I need some way to entertain myself and my invisible friends. Mindclash in the room will enable
me many hours of meaningful games against myself. Cheating? Everyone wins!

3. A bed to sleep in - I cannot sleep in my bed. It must be a holographic bed as I cannot sleep in it. Must I always use the sofa and/or floor? I long for a fluffy pillow and pj's.

4. Secret bathroom - Like Commander Shepard, I must have a secret bathroom in here somewhere unless its on the
other side of that locked door. Guess I must push all of the wall to find the panel that slides open the door. Good thing
I don't have anything to eat and/or drink. being an immortal demi-god helps too I suppose.

5. Paint can - My store clothes aren't enough and I don't have enough aurum for a pair of stilletos. Can I buy a
can of paint? Im tired of the decor, mocking me. Familiarity breeds contempt.

6 Key to the door - LET ME OUT!


Does it need a pie so loney nerd -EDIT- Don't try to evade the profanity filter. - ISD TYrpzan

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Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#44 - 2012-08-20 19:52:45 UTC
Knacking with a big sledgehammer

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.
Cyprus Black
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#45 - 2012-08-20 21:03:08 UTC
Oh, I was going to suggest a dancing pole with your own personal dancing hologram.

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Bronden Neopatus
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2012-08-20 21:57:57 UTC
People. Preferably girls. Preferably pretee. Preferably mischievous. Preferably tonight.

She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#47 - 2012-08-20 22:13:36 UTC
Velvet curtains, champagne bottle in an ice bucket, hot tub, Vikter Duplaix on the stereo, huge water bed, and remote control dimmer lights. Total over the top pimp looove nest. Oh yeah, and some women to go with that. Smile
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#48 - 2012-08-21 00:34:59 UTC
the rest of the station for a start.
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#49 - 2012-08-21 01:30:54 UTC
Inxentas Ultramar wrote:
A PC that has EvE so I can EvE while I EvE.
Something like this?

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Fatbottom Girl
Doomheim
#50 - 2012-08-21 04:16:37 UTC
Holographic strippers.

SWTOR style but with nudity.
Acac Sunflyier
The Ascended Academy
#51 - 2012-08-21 06:36:31 UTC
An old school arcade game titled "Space Invaders"
Aralyn Cormallen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#52 - 2012-08-21 11:47:28 UTC
Jame Jarl Retief wrote:
Terranid Meester wrote:
4. Secret bathroom - Like Commander Shepard, I must have a secret bathroom in here somewhere unless its on the
other side of that locked door.


Just do it over the railing at the observation deck. It's how all cool capsuleers do it. Blink

If you listen closely, you can hear Amarr "ooooooh" chanting turn to "AAAAAARRRGH!" whenever someone does it.


I was always told that sticky stuff was pod goo I was covered in when I got out my ship. But now you say that, the pod gantry does stick out quite a bit from the balcony, and there are several hundred floors above mine...
Barkaial Starfinder
Brazilian Vultures
Ferrata Victrix
#53 - 2012-08-21 11:53:34 UTC
Terranid Meester wrote:

1. Pet fedos -


Damn, I read Fet Pedos
Alpheias
Tactical Farmers.
Pandemic Horde
#54 - 2012-08-21 12:26:55 UTC
Jimmy Gunsmythe wrote:
Code Deletion from the servers would be a start.


And I'd like the 18 months back too.

Agent of Chaos, Sower of Discord.

Don't talk to me unless you are IQ verified and certified with three references from non-family members. Please have your certificate of authenticity on hand.
Gerald Taric
NEO DYNAMICS
#55 - 2012-08-21 12:32:14 UTC
Terranid Meester wrote:
How can Captains Quarters be made a more enjoyable experience
[...]
4. Secret bathroom - Like Commander Shepard, I must have a secret bathroom in here somewhere

i wonder, if the next request could be the (ingame) bathroom/toilet being useable ... LolTwisted
Frying Doom
#56 - 2012-08-21 12:36:27 UTC
More ashtrays Lol

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Terranid Meester
Tactical Assault and Recon Unit
#57 - 2012-08-22 00:09:26 UTC
Gerald Taric wrote:
Terranid Meester wrote:
How can Captains Quarters be made a more enjoyable experience
[...]
4. Secret bathroom - Like Commander Shepard, I must have a secret bathroom in here somewhere

i wonder, if the next request could be the (ingame) bathroom/toilet being useable ... LolTwisted


Duke Nukem 3D. One of the only games to have got bathrooms right.
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#58 - 2012-08-22 01:33:09 UTC
Anyone mention padded walls yet?

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Wolf Kruol
Suicide Squad Gamma
#59 - 2012-08-22 03:21:46 UTC
Needs trophy room. I like mount my heads on the wall to show all those I've killed to my buddies when they come over for a quafe, crash, etc..

My freezer is filling up.. I need to move them soon... Blink

“If you're very very stupid? How can you possibly realize you're very very stupid?

You have to be relatively intelligent to realize how stupid you really are!”
Liveena DeathAngels
GWA Corp
#60 - 2012-08-22 03:56:02 UTC
A nanofiber rope and a chair after getting ganked and lost all the ISK, and something on the ceiling to attach the rope.
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