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Antisocial Malkavian
Antisocial Malkavians
#1 - 2012-08-09 06:02:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Antisocial Malkavian
Our missiles, who art in launchers Hallowed be thy payload. Thy warhead come, Our enemies be done, In low sec As it is in State. Give us this day Our daily isk, And forgive us our WCS's; But we won't forgive those that use them against us. And lead us not into bubbles, But deliver us from scramblers. For thine is the thermal, The explosive, And the kinetic. EM

Sounds more Amarr than Caldari tho lol

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Caroline Cosmos
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-08-09 06:18:45 UTC
Hey, at least you found it humorous.
Antisocial Malkavian
Antisocial Malkavians
#3 - 2012-08-09 06:20:23 UTC
Caroline Cosmos wrote:
Hey, at least you found it humorous.



Was it posted elsewhere? A friend sent it to me like he made it up and I just woke up

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Caroline Cosmos
Perkone
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-08-09 06:22:36 UTC
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:
Caroline Cosmos wrote:
Hey, at least you found it humorous.



Was it posted elsewhere? A friend sent it to me like he made it up and I just woke up



Not sure. I was commenting on the fact that you "lol'd" your own post, that's all. What?
Antisocial Malkavian
Antisocial Malkavians
#5 - 2012-08-13 12:16:58 UTC
Caroline Cosmos wrote:
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:
Caroline Cosmos wrote:
Hey, at least you found it humorous.



Was it posted elsewhere? A friend sent it to me like he made it up and I just woke up



Not sure. I was commenting on the fact that you "lol'd" your own post, that's all. What?



eh I do that often. Im not entrirely stable is all.

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

Cadfael Maelgwyn
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-08-13 12:57:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Cadfael Maelgwyn
This is actually quite ancient, relative to the lifespan of EVE.

It was around when I started in 07, at least.

Seems a little different than the classic Caldari one, actually.
Frying Doom
#7 - 2012-08-13 12:59:11 UTC
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:
Caroline Cosmos wrote:
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:
Caroline Cosmos wrote:
Hey, at least you found it humorous.



Was it posted elsewhere? A friend sent it to me like he made it up and I just woke up



Not sure. I was commenting on the fact that you "lol'd" your own post, that's all. What?



eh I do that often. Im not entrirely stable is all.

Well you play Eve so that's a given.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#8 - 2012-08-13 13:00:35 UTC
I lol at myself all the time, that's how I know I'm still insane.

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Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
#9 - 2012-08-13 13:02:18 UTC
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:

Was it posted elsewhere? A friend sent it to me like he made it up and I just woke up


If your buddy listed it as the carebear prayer, he seems to not know what low sec, 0.0 bubbles, or WCS are.
Darth Bri
Maniaci Dello Spazio
#10 - 2012-08-13 14:02:51 UTC
Antisocial Malkavian wrote:


Sounds more Amarr than Caldari tho lol


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Anslo
Scope Works
#11 - 2012-08-13 14:19:52 UTC
You suck.

Our missions, who art from Agents
Hallowed be thy payout.
Thy iskies come,
Our griefers be banned,
In low sec As it is in State.
Give us this day Our daily grind,
And forgive those who PvP;
But we won't forgive those that PvP against us.
And lead us not into bubbles,
But deliver us from scramblers.
For thine is the Mission,
The Mining, And the plexing. Amen.

THAT'S a care bear prayer.

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