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Hilmar Pétursson is violating my ship and my privacy!

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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#1 - 2012-08-09 02:53:50 UTC
My name is Lord Vaari, and im Earl of Sosan VII, Founder and despot of the mighty Imperial Pharmacy, Guardian Angel of the Providence, Speaker of unquestioned truth, Carrier of the Heaven's light, Self proclaimed prophet, Symbol of unchallenged victory, Defender of the Providence, Great miner, Skilled industrialist, High father, Archbishop of the Church of Providence, High friend of the CVA, Professor of the guerilla warfare in vacuum and holder of many more impressive titles.

I have found evidences, that Concord has tampered with ALL of my ships self destruct devices. Now they merely break superstructure of my ship leading the collapse of armourplating. Those hexers have removed tactical fusion bombs that were placed all aroud my ships to prevent heatens to benefit, if they lure me into trap, which is of course impossible, since Im so genius in military tactics.

I have also revealed proofs, that grand tyrant of the CCP brotherhood, the infamous Hilmar Pétursson the Dark is behind this all. Have he abandon his faith to our Lord, or is he simply stupid? Imperial Pharmacy will try to find answers to this, since this is very serious. We have gathered information that my ship safety systems are not the one that has been tampered, but heresy of Peutersson is galactic wide.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.

Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#2 - 2012-08-09 04:46:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Graelyn
Oh.
Shut.
UP.

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#3 - 2012-08-09 04:50:02 UTC
Graelyn wrote:
Oh.
Shut.
UP.


Or what? You are writing more angly letters about meto my friends?

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.

Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#4 - 2012-08-09 04:52:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Graelyn
Sounds like it's time to dump you in a hole somewhere.

Thanks for making such a normally difficult decision so easy.

Note: It took one letter to make you alliance-less.

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#5 - 2012-08-09 04:57:13 UTC
Graelyn wrote:
Sounds like it's time to dump you in a hole somewhere.

Thanks for making such a normally difficult decision so easy.


Surely you are not threatening me? I do know you dont like me, but that seemed very much like a threat. Be known, that Imperial Pharmacy has treaty with the CVA, which obliges CVA to help us in time of need. Even against their friends.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.

Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#6 - 2012-08-09 05:00:28 UTC
I'm going to feed you to my hounds.

Still confused? Befuddled? Taken aback perhaps?

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#7 - 2012-08-09 05:08:32 UTC
Graelyn wrote:
I'm going to feed you to my hounds.

Still confused? Befuddled? Taken aback perhaps?


I do not fear you, nor your hounds. Im Lord Vaari, favourite of our God. There is nothing i fear.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.

Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#8 - 2012-08-09 05:14:36 UTC
Good.

Let's see how quickly you hide.

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#9 - 2012-08-09 05:16:21 UTC
What do you mean? Surely you are not planning hostile relations between us?

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.

Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#10 - 2012-08-09 05:28:56 UTC
Well, this should be entertaining.

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim

The Antiquarian
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2012-08-09 06:53:02 UTC  |  Edited by: The Antiquarian
1 billion ISK for the recycled remains of Vaari's corpse.
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#12 - 2012-08-09 07:16:56 UTC
The Antiquarian wrote:
1 billion ISK for the recycled remains of Vaari's corpse.


You are hexer!

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2012-08-09 07:45:33 UTC
I knew this day would come.

Because of my secret evil Intaki spayss majykks.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#14 - 2012-08-09 11:55:11 UTC
I never thought I would say this, but... go Graelyn!

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"

Azdan Amith
Doomheim
#15 - 2012-08-09 12:02:03 UTC
Vaari wrote:
Im Lord Vaari, favourite of our God.


This is blasphemy, Mister Vaari.

It is also akin to treason to suggest that you are more favored of God than our Empress.

Not that I suspect you will require assistance Cardinal Graelyn, but I make myself available regardless.

~Archon Azdan Amith,  Order of Light's Retribution

Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#16 - 2012-08-09 12:12:02 UTC
I am conflicted. Do I cheer for the man I have said all Amarrians should aspire to be like, or the man who is technically in some capacity my boss? Do I exult in my enemies fighting themselves, or mourn the tragic loss of life that is about to occur..

Regardless, I know where my better money is going.
Anslo
Scope Works
#17 - 2012-08-09 13:06:43 UTC
/me begins popping popcorn.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Rhiannon Dellacorte
Liberty Vanguard
#18 - 2012-08-09 14:02:20 UTC
/me brings the sodas

Rules of Acquisition #261

A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.

Yoshitaka Moromuo
Burning Skies
Apocalypse Now.
#19 - 2012-08-09 14:30:42 UTC
Vaari wrote:
Graelyn wrote:
Sounds like it's time to dump you in a hole somewhere.

Thanks for making such a normally difficult decision so easy.


Surely you are not threatening me? I do know you dont like me, but that seemed very much like a threat. Be known, that Imperial Pharmacy has treaty with the CVA, which obliges CVA to help us in time of need. Even against their friends.

Please, produce the text of this treaty. I am sure that we would all love the read.

Treaty or not, however, I will be barring any of my employees and staff from taking action against Adamant Edge and/or Cardinal Graelyn, out of respect and deference towards a good and trustworthy friend. This will be continued even if a kill-on-sight ruling is issued on the aforementioned entities. I will recommend to my alliance that this matter be ignored as well.

This is not a threat of action against Imperial Pharmacy on our behalf, however. Rather, it is an educated and informed decision based on the apparent mental state of the registered capsuleer "Vaari".
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#20 - 2012-08-09 14:36:42 UTC
Azdan Amith wrote:
Vaari wrote:
Im Lord Vaari, favourite of our God.


This is blasphemy, Mister Vaari.

It is also akin to treason to suggest that you are more favored of God than our Empress.

Not that I suspect you will require assistance Cardinal Graelyn, but I make myself available regardless.


Im not blasphemer, nor ever will be. I, of course will be lesser than her majesty in every aspect. Im her most humble and trustworthy subject.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.

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