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Halaima MinerBumping IPO - One TRILLION 206 Billion in shares sold

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CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#101 - 2012-08-28 18:43:32 UTC
Destiny Cadelanne wrote:

You mean to tell me someone is in highsec bumping miners out of mining range all day?

Good job James! I'm proud of you. One special kid you are. I can hear you clapping your hands with enjoyment, while you try to bite your ear, while simultaneously: your ship is on a collision course with a miner who ascends your intelligence with each bump.

I'm not a miner myself, but this is hilarious! Yes the miners wear their devil caps when they hop on their computer! How did you know!? Your smart!

I don't know much about you, but you roleplay worse than CVA with those 10,000 word walls of text!


~Guess: the bigger they are, the harder they fall.~

Cheers
- Your Destiny



Now, show me on this model where James bumped you....
Destiny Cadelanne
Almega Enterprizes
#102 - 2012-08-28 20:09:28 UTC
CorInaXeraL wrote:
Destiny Cadelanne wrote:

You mean to tell me someone is in highsec bumping miners out of mining range all day?

Good job James! I'm proud of you. One special kid you are. I can hear you clapping your hands with enjoyment, while you try to bite your ear, while simultaneously: your ship is on a collision course with a miner who ascends your intelligence with each bump.

I'm not a miner myself, but this is hilarious! Yes the miners wear their devil caps when they hop on their computer! How did you know!? Your smart!

I don't know much about you, but you roleplay worse than CVA with those 10,000 word walls of text!


~Guess: the bigger they are, the harder they fall.~

Cheers
- Your Destiny



Now, show me on this model where James bumped you....





~Here! *Points at starboard weapons platform*~
Caelis Boirelle
Aurora Investments
#103 - 2012-08-28 21:50:23 UTC
Just been having a look at minerbumping.com and damn . . . I've been killing myself laughing for at least the last twenty minutes.

Pop me down for another ten shares.

I've not laughed that hard in a while.

Aurora Investments is looking for an alliance to call home
Mortimer Montague
Montague Investments
#104 - 2012-08-28 21:58:23 UTC
No kidding, bunch of crybabies in this game. The tears are worth every penny. This makes me want to start up a miner bumping alt and skill up for a stabber. In the mean time, put me down for another 100 shares.
Vaxana
Vax Industries Inc
#105 - 2012-08-28 22:25:21 UTC
I bought five shares for giggles. My first time. Are they supposed to show up in my Wallet?
Smohq Anmirorz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#106 - 2012-08-28 23:48:03 UTC
Using a skiff with and afterburner and setting your ship to orbit the asteroid makes bumping very difficult. Even if it's bumped out of range, it's back in range before the cycle ends. Of course, that sacrifices yield, your business if probably safe.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#107 - 2012-08-29 01:02:03 UTC
Smohq Anmirorz wrote:
Using a skiff with and afterburner and setting your ship to orbit the asteroid makes bumping very difficult. Even if it's bumped out of range, it's back in range before the cycle ends. Of course, that sacrifices yield, your business if probably safe.


Or you could just pay your dues & not afk mine.

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Smohq Anmirorz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#108 - 2012-08-29 01:36:32 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Smohq Anmirorz wrote:
Using a skiff with and afterburner and setting your ship to orbit the asteroid makes bumping very difficult. Even if it's bumped out of range, it's back in range before the cycle ends. Of course, that sacrifices yield, your business if probably safe.


Or you could just pay your dues & not afk mine.


So you're saying that not afk mining is paying your dues? OK, when I mine, it's not afk. I'm all good.
Vroom Vroom Vroom
GoonCorp
Goonswarm Federation
#109 - 2012-08-29 02:45:17 UTC
I have had a wonderful time extending the Code to Mitsolen.
Vroom Vroom Vroom
GoonCorp
Goonswarm Federation
#110 - 2012-08-29 02:47:20 UTC
Smohq Anmirorz wrote:
Using a skiff with and afterburner and setting your ship to orbit the asteroid makes bumping very difficult. Even if it's bumped out of range, it's back in range before the cycle ends. Of course, that sacrifices yield, your business if probably safe.

There are many people who believed this in Mitsolen. While an orbit will cause the newbie bumper to whiff a time or two, a good protector of highsec can easily land a solid bump on an orbiter. Once they've been bumped once, it's all over.
Theangryhobo
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#111 - 2012-08-29 02:55:28 UTC
Vaxana wrote:
I bought five shares for giggles. My first time. Are they supposed to show up in my Wallet?


No.

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CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#112 - 2012-08-29 02:59:40 UTC  |  Edited by: CorInaXeraL
Theangryhobo wrote:
Vaxana wrote:
I bought five shares for giggles. My first time. Are they supposed to show up in my Wallet?


No.


They show up spread throughout the forums, usually resulting in mock posts hiding tears, raw unfiltered tears, or stories about people daydreaming of the day their exhumers can mine offensively.

Edit: Would post links, but far too many to pick from.
Smohq Anmirorz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#113 - 2012-08-29 03:03:44 UTC
Vroom Vroom Vroom wrote:
Smohq Anmirorz wrote:
Using a skiff with and afterburner and setting your ship to orbit the asteroid makes bumping very difficult. Even if it's bumped out of range, it's back in range before the cycle ends. Of course, that sacrifices yield, your business if probably safe.

There are many people who believed this in Mitsolen. While an orbit will cause the newbie bumper to whiff a time or two, a good protector of highsec can easily land a solid bump on an orbiter. Once they've been bumped once, it's all over.


You're missing the point. You bump me out of orbit, my ship returns to orbit before the laser cycles. The laser doesn't shut off unless I'm out of range at the beginning of the cycle. The ship will get at least 500 m/s, just how far are you planning to bump people?

It works. I tried it. Not even my kinda' ice, but I went there and it works.
James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp RELOADED
CODE.
#114 - 2012-08-29 03:20:51 UTC
Vaxana wrote:
I bought five shares for giggles. My first time. Are they supposed to show up in my Wallet?

Nope. But you can check on all shareholder info here: http://www.minerbumping.com/p/shareholders.html

If anything relevant to shareholders comes up, such as a vote, etc., you'll get an EVEmail about it.

We cruised past the seven billion mark and have already reached the big 8B. Keep those orders coming!

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Vroom Vroom Vroom
GoonCorp
Goonswarm Federation
#115 - 2012-08-29 04:07:14 UTC
Smohq Anmirorz wrote:

You're missing the point. You bump me out of orbit, my ship returns to orbit before the laser cycles. The laser doesn't shut off unless I'm out of range at the beginning of the cycle. The ship will get at least 500 m/s, just how far are you planning to bump people?

as soon as you are out of orbit and trying to get back in it becomes really easy to line up a bump on you

the first bump is just to get you solidly whacked out of orbit, the followup bumps send you as far away as needed
Smohq Anmirorz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#116 - 2012-08-29 05:13:46 UTC
Vroom Vroom Vroom wrote:
Smohq Anmirorz wrote:

You're missing the point. You bump me out of orbit, my ship returns to orbit before the laser cycles. The laser doesn't shut off unless I'm out of range at the beginning of the cycle. The ship will get at least 500 m/s, just how far are you planning to bump people?

as soon as you are out of orbit and trying to get back in it becomes really easy to line up a bump on you

the first bump is just to get you solidly whacked out of orbit, the followup bumps send you as far away as needed


Nope. Didn't work out that way. The ship has nice speed and agility, not the slow hulks, macks and orcas you're used to; it doesn't take forever to turn back around. It gets back to the asteroid fairly easily. In the end, the guy went after an orca and the ships it was supporting and had a much easier time of it.

But, again, almost no one was flying a skiff. You don't have much to worry about, your business is safe.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#117 - 2012-08-29 08:51:44 UTC
Smohq Anmirorz wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Smohq Anmirorz wrote:
Using a skiff with and afterburner and setting your ship to orbit the asteroid makes bumping very difficult. Even if it's bumped out of range, it's back in range before the cycle ends. Of course, that sacrifices yield, your business if probably safe.


Or you could just pay your dues & not afk mine.


So you're saying that not afk mining is paying your dues? OK, when I mine, it's not afk. I'm all good.



& or and, does not mean by.

I said this - "Or you could just pay your dues & not afk mine."
You some how translated it to this - "Or you could just pay your dues by not afk mining."

Your permit cost has now been trebled.

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CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#118 - 2012-08-29 13:04:38 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:


Your permit cost has now been trebled.


God save us all if Tribbles take over the belts.
Smohq Anmirorz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#119 - 2012-08-29 16:45:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Smohq Anmirorz
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Smohq Anmirorz wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Smohq Anmirorz wrote:
Using a skiff with and afterburner and setting your ship to orbit the asteroid makes bumping very difficult. Even if it's bumped out of range, it's back in range before the cycle ends. Of course, that sacrifices yield, your business if probably safe.


Or you could just pay your dues & not afk mine.


So you're saying that not afk mining is paying your dues? OK, when I mine, it's not afk. I'm all good.



& or and, does not mean by.

I said this - "Or you could just pay your dues & not afk mine."
You some how translated it to this - "Or you could just pay your dues by not afk mining."

Your permit cost has now been trebled.


Yep. Translated it that way because people talk like that all the time with that meaning.

oh, yeah, and I don't post on my main, I only mine ice for my POS, and Caldari ice isn't my type of ice. Good luck charging extortion...oh, sorry...dues.

oops, almost forgot. If you figure out how to find me when I'm mining ice, I'll just get into my skiff. It worked out so well over in bumperland.
James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp RELOADED
CODE.
#120 - 2012-08-29 17:25:36 UTC
Vroom Vroom Vroom wrote:
I have had a wonderful time extending the Code to Mitsolen.

I've been over there before. I used to hunt orcas in The Forge region, so I've been to practically every ice field in that place. Mostly I hung out around the Osmon area and the Vattuo/Geku/Hentog ice fields. Cool

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